Big Fat Liar Page #7

Synopsis: A take on the classic tale 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf', this is the story of a 14-year-old boy named Jason Shephard who lies for the fun of it. He loses an important story assignment entitled 'Big Fat Liar' in movie producer Marty Wolf's limo, which Wolf then turns into a film. When Jason sees a movie preview of his story, he and his best friend Kaylee go to Los Angeles to make Wolf confess to using his story, to clear his name, and to get him out of having to attend summer school. The teen liar then has to match wits with Wolf, who also turns out to be a big liar.
Director(s): Shawn Levy
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
36
Rotten Tomatoes:
42%
PG
Year:
2002
88 min
$47,811,275
Website
3,537 Views


I just-- I--|Do not touch!

[Car Brakes Squealing]

Hey! Everything okay here?.

Urkel.Jaleel.

Oh, my God, my man. This is incredible.|You gotta get me outta here, buddy.

- Hop in.|- No, no!

Mr. Wolf, please, no.|Please, no.|It's locked.

My pincer--|Can you unlock--|No, no, no.

[ Stammering, Protesting ]|No, Mr. Wolf!. Please.|Drive!

Sayonara, loser.

[ Sobbing ]

F-Man to J-Dog. F-Man to J-Dog.|The baton has been passed.

Roger that, F-Man.|Well done.

Who's the bad actor now,|Mr. Wolf?. Those were real tears!

K-Bird, the baton|has been passed.

Got it.

Nice car!|TV money, baby.

Didn't wear those glasses and suspenders|all those years for free, dog.

That's a relief. Do you, uh--|Do you know where you're goin'?.

Takin' a shortcut. Look,|just throw your seat back|and relax, Wolf Man.

- You're in Jaleel's hands now.|- [ Laughs ]

Okay.|Whoo!

[ Yelps ] You did a fishtail!|That was a close one.

Oh, yeah!

##[Rap]|Yeah, baby!

Whoo! Yeah!|Where in the hell|are you taking me?.

I told you. I know a shortcut.|Through the desert?

Slow down, you maniac!|I'm gettin' out!

- It's your call, baby.|- I'm gonna do it.

- Do what you gotta do.|- I am gettin' out, pal.

Go!

## [Rap Continues ]|Not bad.|Yo,Jaleel at the wheel.

The condor has flown the coop.|Roger that,J-Dub.|Wait. What does that mean?.

Means I'm leavin' Wolf|in the middle ofthe desert.|Urkel is out! Whoo!

[ Grunts ]

[ Screams ]

[ Dialing ]

[ Phone Rings ]|Hello?.

Ah, Monty, it's me.

Oh, hey, Marty.|Is everything okay?.

No, no, no.|Everything is fine.

Except, uh, oh, yeah.|I'm stuck in the middle of the desert!

Do you hear what I am saying to you?.|The what?.

The desert!|You gotta get me outta here.

How?.|I don't care how, Monty!Just do it!

[ Disconnects ]

Ready to go Wolfhunting?.

I borrowed the chopper|from the shoot.

You're in good hands, Wolf.|I flew 49 combat missions in Vietnam.

All right. Save me|the sob story, Methuselah.

I already sat through Platoon.

Just get me to the set!

[ Laughs ]

# Right here|Right now#

# Right here|Right now #

# Right here|Right now #

- # Right here, right now #|- This is Father Time.|We're headed your way.

Roger that, F.T.

- They're airborne.|- Copy that.

Let's punch a hole in the sky,|Grandpa. Go, go, go!

Let's get a tail wind behind this bird,|old-timer. [ Whooping]

## [Rap ]

Brando to base. Brando to base.|The sheep has located the|Shepherds and we're coming home.

Yes!

[ Beeping ]

Oh, boy.

What's that?.|What's happening?.

One of our blades is jammed.|We're gonna have to do a forced evac.

What-- What are you|talking about?.

Come on, we gotta jump.|This bird is going down!

[ Beeping ]

Aah!

Are you kidding me?.|I wish I was.

You're gonna have to hold on tight.|We've only got one chute.

I hope it supports us both.

Wait! This is insanity!|Vince!

Have you done this before?.

Oh, don't worry, Wolf.|I'm a professional.

Granddad's been doin' this|a long, long time.

[ Laughs ]|Vince!

[Beeping Continues ]

This is Chopper One to Control.|Papa Bear and the Wolf|have left the building.

# Right here|Right now##

Not like this!|Oh, sweet God! Not like this!

Aaaah!

Ah. Hello, sir.

- Where's Wolf?.|- Uh, late.

Bad.

[Phone Ringing]

- Hello?.|- I'm on the lot, Monty!|I'll be there in a minute!

- Marty!|- I'm not lying.

Just stall Duncan another|second. Okay?. I'm coming.

- Hey, Wolf.|- How's it hangin', Shepherd?.

##[Western Showdown Theme ]

[ Funnybones Squeaks ]

[ Gasps ]

Gimme back my monkey.

- Come and get him.|- [ Sighs ]

You two! Good-bye!

I'm comin', Funnybones!

[ Yells ]

[ People Shouting ]

## ["Deck The Halls"]

Look out!

Come on!

Right behind ya, Shepherd!

## [Mexican ]

You can't out run the Wolf, kid!

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Hang on, Funnybones,|Daddy's coming!

He's all yours, Lester.

- [ Computer Beeps ]|- Activate water.

Aaah!

Who's the geek boy now?.|You spaz!

This is it, Monty. Ifhe's not here|in 60 seconds, this movie's over.

Right up there is where|the big stunt is taking place.

This way.

"Help! Come and rescue me, Marty."

Feet, don't fail me now.

[ Moans ]

Let go of the monkey.

- Call my dad.|- Never.

- Yes.|- No!

Ah! Gotcha, kid.

It's over.|You lose, and I win.

I don't think so, Wolf.|Oh, you don't think so?.

Come on,Jason.|You're smarter than that.

You write a story,|I steal it, and now I'm|about to start shooting...

the greatest movie|of my career.

So you admit|you stole my story?.

We've been over this.|It's ancient history.

Yeah, I stole your story!|Whoop-di-doodle-doo!|You happy now?.

I stoleJason Shepherd's paper|and turned it into Big Fat Liar!

You know who's listening, pal?.|Hmm?. No one.

And they never will.|So for the last time, give it up!

Because I will never, ever, ever--|like never, ever, ever,

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever--|infinity--

tell the truth.|[ Blowing Raspberry ]

Because the truth's overrated, right?.

That's right!|[Man ]|And cut!

Huh?.

I told you, Wolf. The only way|to shoot this scene is from|1 2 different camera angles...

with birds flyin' around.

Oh, and, by the by,

Confucius say,|"Kastang, you're busted."

Rock 'n' roll, baby.

It's just like you wanted, Wolf.

The press is all here.

You stole the idea for this|movie from a 1 3-year-old boy?.

He's, um--

He's 1 4.

This is the end ofthe line, Wolf.

It's over.

[ Growls ]

Wolf, I wanna say thanks.

You taught me|a valuable lesson.

The truth:
|It's not overrated.

[ Laughing ]

I am gonna get you, Shepherd!

[Screams ]

[ Applauding ]

You did all this just|to prove you weren't lying?.

I wanted to earn|your trust back, Dad.

You've earned it, buddy.|You've earned it.

Hey!

[ Laughs ]|We got a movie to shoot. Huh?.

Come on.|Let's make some magic.

The human hit factory|is ready to roll!

[ Laughs ]

Yeah, let's go home.

Hey, where do you think|you're going?.

You cannot turn your backs|on me!

I'm Marty Wolf!.|All right, fine!

Fine! You're all fired!

[Man]|You suck, Marty.

You, uh, certainly know|how to make an entrance.

What can I say?. I got big feet.

[ Laughs ]

You were right, Penny.|The truth: It's not overrated.

[Audience Applauding]

Whoo!

Oh, oh!

Congratulations.|It was incredible.

[ Rings ]

[ Sighs ]|It's show time.

Hey, kids.|I'm Wolfie the Clown.

Whoo! And, uh, "I'm Mr. Funnybones!|Happy birthday, Darren."

- Oh, my God!|- Oh, no.

Yo, Little Mash.|Show him your nutcracker.

[ Yells ]

- [ Kids Cheering ]|- [ Screaming ]

[ Groans ]

# Can you move it like this #

# I can shake it right back#

# Can you move it like this #

# I can shake it right back #

# Can you move it like this #

# I can shake it right back #

# Come on, ladies|rock the party #

# Shake your body, everybody #

# Come on, everybody #

# Let's move it all night #

# Uh, uh-huh #

# Gonna take you back|to the old school #

# Can you feel the vibe #

# Let's dance to the rhythm|and let me see you #

# Why you waste time #

# Uh, uh-huh #

#Jump back and do the twist #

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