Big Fat Liar Page #6

Synopsis: A take on the classic tale 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf', this is the story of a 14-year-old boy named Jason Shephard who lies for the fun of it. He loses an important story assignment entitled 'Big Fat Liar' in movie producer Marty Wolf's limo, which Wolf then turns into a film. When Jason sees a movie preview of his story, he and his best friend Kaylee go to Los Angeles to make Wolf confess to using his story, to clear his name, and to get him out of having to attend summer school. The teen liar then has to match wits with Wolf, who also turns out to be a big liar.
Director(s): Shawn Levy
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
36
Rotten Tomatoes:
42%
PG
Year:
2002
88 min
$47,811,275
Website
3,574 Views


You're all probably wondering|why I'm blue and orange.

[ Everyone Laughs ]|Just go with me for a second.

You see, uh, Big Fat Liar.

B.F.L. " Bfl "|as it's come to be known,

is full of action, romance,|effects-- oh,you bet!

But what it lacks right now|is a message.

Trooper's girlfriend makes|this new potion which is|supposed to make him shrink.

[ In Earpiece ] But instead,|it causes him to change color.

[ Faking A Cough ] Why?.|Because now, the twist is...

he can't even lie|about his feelings anymore.

You see, his girlfriend, Penny,|she makes Trooper an antidote...

which, instead of curing him-- whoa--|causes him to change colors.

When he's bummed out|about stuff, he turns blue.

- When depressed, he turns blue.|- When he's mad, his hair turns red.

When he's angry, boom!

His curly locks turn the color|of a flaming brushfire!

But when he discovers the ultimate|truth that he's in love with Penny,

the softest shade of pink...

finds its wayacross his visage.

I didn't tell him to say that!

Wolf, what are you doing?.|You're not listening to me.

Just stick to the plan--|[ Yelps ]

I'm sorry. The emotions|in this movie are just so painful.

They are painful because--

'cause they hit home,|right here... in the old corazon.

Who among us hasn't told|a little white lie?|I have.

Anybody else?. You?.|[Man ]|Guilty.

You?. It's all right,|don't be ashamed, brother,|because I am right there with you.

I am right there with you.

You're all right, man.|Because our picture...

looks the audience|right in the eye...

and says enough is enough!

Lying has gotta stop.

The truth and the truth alone|shall set you free!

Friends, God bless all of you.

God bless America,

and God bless Big Fat Liar!

[ Cheering ]

Very impressive, Marty.

Now, does this mean that you|will approve the budget?.|You start shooting tomorrow.

That's great.|But if anything, and I mean|anything, goes wrong,

your movie, your deal|at the studio...

and your career|will be over, you hear me?.

Okay.

Hey-o!|[ Laughs ]

Shepherd, you are|a genius, buddy! Huh?.|[ Imitating Punches Landing ]

You ready to make that call?.|Time to let my fingers|do the walking.

- Here's my dad's phone number.|- All right. Ah, Daddy.

Ah. Hello,|this is MartyWolf.

I am standing here in mykitchen|withJason Shepherd.

I'm lookin' at him as we speak.

And you better bring backup.|[ Phone Disconnects ]

What are you doing?. I thought|you were on the phone with my dad.

Oh, I was on the phone, all right,|but it ain't with your old man.

You're a real piece ofwork, Shepherd.|Who are you?.

Rocco Malone, head of security|for Marty Wolf Pictures.

Thanks for all your help,|kid. Really.

Savin' my butt twice in one year.|Who would've "thunk"it?

Let's go, kid. Come on,|you too, Punky Brewster.

You can't do this.|We have a witness!

Hey, first lesson in Hollywood,|sweetheart. Always get it in writing!

What a day!

Here's the deal. The two of you|are gonna get on a plane,

go back home, forget this|ever happened-- clear?.

Good. Let's go get|you two guys packed up, huh?.

I can't believe|we're just gonna give up.

You're Jason Shepherd.|You can get out of anything.

Come on. You must have|a phase four up your sleeve.

Yeah. I guess I do.

[Phone Dialing]

- Hello?.|- Dad?. It's Jason.

- Hey.|- I haven't--

I haven't been totally honest|about what I've been up to|the last couple of days.

And, uh, I think it's time|I told you the truth.

The truth?.|[ Sighs ]

Hey, Rocco. Hey.

Hey.

Why don't you head home?.|I'll take the kids to the airport.

- You sure?.|- Yeah. I was gonna be up all night...

rewriting Wolf's script anyway,|so it's no problem.

All right then. I'm gettin' too old|for this baby-sittin' anyway.

You take it easy.

Good night.|Good night.

You know what the worst part|of this whole thing is?.

Wolf is just going to keep|getting away with it.

He treats all these people|like dirt, and no one has|the guts to stand up to him.

- Forget it, Kaylee.|- I can't forget it.

It just makes me sick that your|parents are never gonna know|that you wrote that story.

What are we supposed to do?.|My parents are gonna be here|in the morning!

We tried everything.|It would take an army|to get Wolf to admit the truth.

I think I know where|we could find our troops.

- What areyou doing here?.|- I've been pushed around|by Wolffor too long.

Tomorrow his whole career|is on the line.

So you guys up|for one last fight?.

Jas?.

It's payback time.

Mmm. You've got to look good|for the first day of shooting.

Do you copy that, Mr. Funny bones?.

"That's a big 1 0-4, Marty!'

[ Laughs ]|Mmm. Whoo!

I brought you all here|tonight for two reasons.

"A" you're all the best|in your given fields.

And "B" you all|despise this man... a lot.

Gang, let's roll up our sleeves|and get to work.

Let's begin.|Your assignments.

Red team, you guys stall him|until my parents get to the set.

Oh! That's it. Oh!|One more! Oh! That's it!

Blue team, I need your help|in the distract and delay tactics.

Gold team, you guys are responsible|for the mental warfare.

In order to get what we need,|we are talking...

complete physical and|psycho-emotional breakdown, people.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.|- I want to see a broken man.

I'm talking broken like,

"Ooh, I just threw a baseball|through your window" broken.

Snap him like a twig.|Squeeze him like a bug.

I want you to turn him into mincemeat,|and I don't even know what mincemeat is!

I want him to scream|for his mommy: "Wah, wah!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!'|Do you hear me?.

Do you read me?.|'Cause I don't think--

I... think they read you.|Fair enough.

Guys, I just got one thing to say.

It's show time.|It's show time.

From the studio?.|Yes, sir.

Don't I know you?.|Yeah, you do.

I'm Frank Jackson. I was your driver|last year until you fired me.

Fabulous! Oh!

Boy, the acting career|must really be taking off.

Bravo, Brando. Let's get movin'.|I don't wanna be late.

[ Phone Rings ]|Yeah.|Monty, it's me.

Oh, hey, Marty. Did you get|some rest for the big day?.

Ah, are you kidding me?.|I spent half the night with a scrub|brush and a can of turpentine.

But bye-bye, Little Boy Blue,|I am back!

Hey, pedal to the metal,|Ricky Retardo!

Got a movie to shoot.

Uh, I'm sorry, sir. There seems to be|something... wrong with the car.

[ Phone Disconnects ]

[ Sighs ]

I'm gonna fix it.

Hot smoke.|Very hot smoke! Oh.

What the hell is happening?.|Stay right there.

- What?.|- No, Mr. Wolf. Don't come up here.

We have a situation.|The carbide lateral valve...

is connected to the defibrillator,|and it'sjust actin' up.

And the point is, this thing could blow|any second, so you might wanna back up.

Back up, back up.|Okay. What are you saying?.

The engine's fried.|I need a backup car.

Are you kidding me?.|My movie starts shooting in an hour!

Mr. Wolf, please.|I would very much appreciate it|if you didn'tyell at me. Okay?.

Uh-uh, uh-uh.|I wanna do right--

[ Stammering ]|Don't! Don't touch, dude!

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