Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Page #7

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Damn.

Damn!

What? Are you making fun of me?

Oh, no, girl. No, I'm saying that's exactly Trent.

Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside,

but once you get to know him,

I'm saying, he's a real sweetheart.

I mean, you guys should, like, be a couple!

He was thinking about going

to the Showcase tomorrow.

Maybe you guys can hook up,

you know, after the dance.

Tomorrow night.

I don't know. Can I meet him before?

(CHUCKLING) No! It's tomorrow night.

Well, how about tonight, then?

Oh, he'll be there.

Good.

MALCOLM:
Just Kurtis Kool.

(SIGHS) Let me see.

What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger

and what did you do? You go shopping.

Look, shopping is a very big deal for girls.

It's like their sports. If they ain't

doing it, they're talking about it.

Comparing stats, tracking sales.

It's like a fantasy league, you know?

So help me, Trent, if you're

falling for that Haley girl...

(STAMMERING) I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.

She's not my type.

Good.

Okay, so, why don't we just go

down there and intercept it?

MALCOLM:
Not yet. Surveillance is a waiting game.

We can't do anything that could blow our cover.

Besides, if Mia is spinning us,

let's just hope that if it is the music box,

that the flash drive's still inside it.

Oh, okay.

(SIGHS) So we just wait here.

(HUMMING)

Wait a minute. Is that the Tempts?

Not too old school for you?

No, actually, I was thinking about

sampling it for my mix tape.

Can you sing it?

I'd rather hum.

I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a

vibe and I can have a dope mix tape

with some old-school jams on

there. Then we can like...

All right.

(SINGING) Papa was a rolling stone

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

(RAPPING) What

And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam

And we in the place and we on a case

Vibin' out to an old-school jam

(LAUGHS) I like that.

I like how you put the little new

school with the old school.

I could feel that.

I could jam to that. I could, you

know, do this little thing I do.

Now, what's that?

A little something I used to do back in the day

called the Cleveland Shuffle.

Oh, no, I need that. Come on.

Well, it's two to the right.

Okay.

Two to the left. Now freak with it.

Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.

Kick. Now you get your spin on. Right?

Right? Bring it back.

(EXCLAIMS) Then you freak with it.

Freak with it. That's right.

And your arms got to be in a little T. rex position.

Okay. So a little something...

Now freak with it.

So it's like the Soulja Boy, right?

No, Soulja Boy, that's a little hop thing.

I know what you're talking about,

but that's a little hop thing.

This is... This is more like this?

This is Tempts. When them boys was...

I like that. You know, "Oooh!"

You know, that kind of thing.

That's why I like doing this move.

'Cause it's not that complicated.

(LAUGHING)

Wait, what's up?

There are the girls. All right.

Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool

and Kurtis Kool got the girls to steal the music box.

I can't believe that.

Look, Trent. Get back in that dress, all right?

I'm gonna check it out.

Okay.

(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MAN SINGING) All right

Come on You're outta sight

You got to give me just what I need

And a sweet little something that

brings a man to his knees

I like it easy I like it nice and slow

Boo. Oh!

(CHUCKLING)

Wow, a security guard with stalkers.

I'm a curious woman.

Why don't you come and throw

back some juice with me?

Let me satisfy that curiosity.

Well, all right. A little juice.

This way? Mmm-hmm.

(MAN SINGING) I know, lately

Hey, have you seen a girl...

Oh, okay. Thank you.

Haley?

Trent?

What's up? How you doing?

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These poetry

readings always run long.

You do spoken word?

Yeah.

And I like slow, lingering kisses.

You know, it's weird that you would say that.

Yeah, 'cause you feel the same way, too, right?

No, it's just weird that you would say that.

Right, right. Because rap don't allow

me to get my sensitivities out.

And I got a lot of sensitivities

I like to get out. As a man, it's like...

They're deep. It's like an ocean inside me.

At the poetry jam, uh,

we get all our sensitivities out,

you know what I'm saying?

And we be snapping...

(SIGHING) Okay.

And it's like... It's, uh...

You know, I'm really sorry all Charmaine's

coaching had to go to waste,

but I think that I'm just going to go.

No, no, no, wait, just stay. Stay.

(STAMMERS) Look.

Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.

And usually, beautiful, great girls don't go for...

The Prodi-G?

Yeah. Well, that's not exactly who I am.

This isn't who I am. This is...

Okay, then, who are you?

I don't know. I don't know who I am.

I'm still trying to figure that out.

Me, too.

Yeah. Can we run this back?

Yes. Yes, we can.

I'm Trent.

Haley. Haley.

Your champagne, my Nubian goddess.

Now don't go putting me on no pedestal.

You know it might break.

What you talking about, girl?

I like a woman with a little

funk in her trunk!

And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!

(LAUGHS) Well, you know I like me

a man with a dangerous side.

Something tells me that Kurtis Kool is not just a man

with keys and a Taser, huh?

(LAUGHING)

And you're ticklish!

Well, I'm into some illegalities at the moment.

Oh? Well, what kind?

Well, just typical BS, you know.

Middleman stuff.

Holding something hot.

(WHISPERING) That's "stolen."

Who you holding it for?

What are you, the FBI?

No! Ain't no FBI!

You wearing a wire?

What? No!

I'm going to find the wire!

Can you hear this? No...

Now that's funny, 'cause I know I ain't no FBI.

This I know.

(CHUCKLING)

(SIGHING) Oh.

You're so beautiful.

So much I like you.

You know,

you're my high priestess of delight.

No, no... Kurtis Kool!

I just want to bite you! Kurtis!

You got

Motownopoly. Let's play.

Yeah.

I got a better game than that.

(HALEY LAUGHING)

TRENT:
So, look, I should get back.

Really? Why?

I guess I got a little time.

Damn! Damn!

Yo! It's Trent!

Yo, you got the producer guy's number?

Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy.

What's he doing?

Yeah. Yeah, we found our boy!

(ENGINE STARTING)

Trent! Yo!

Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow.

Yeah. This is my crew.

This is Rembrandt and Scratch.

Hey.

How you doing? How you doing?

Yo, you got your step-pop to sign the contract yet?

Yeah, man, I'm on it.

Come on, I want to take you somewhere.

Okay.

See you guys later. See you guys.

All right.

Yeah, you do that!

'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet.

Yeah, I'll holler. Okay.

Yeah, yeah! Tomorrow, Trent!

Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like,

I don't know, one's tall, one's short.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I noticed that.

We found him.

CHIRKOFF:
Just stay with him. See

if he leads you to the father.

Okay.

Let the games begin.

You know, these girls of mine are driving me up a wall.

You know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?

No, refresh my memory.

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