Billy Madison Page #7

You blew it. You lose.

I oughta blow you away, you miserable...

Well, go ahead and do it.

Yikes!

No!

(Eric ) Get off me!

No!

Man, I'm glad I called that guy.

- Max, are you OK?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK.

OK.

A little confused, kinda sweaty,...

..a little hungry,...

..but all in all I'm OK.

Thank you, thank you,

thank you very much. Thank you.

Well, what can I say? I graduated.

It's over. I did it.

I know most of you are sayin'

''Hey, any idiot could do that.''

Well, it was tough for me, so back off!

- Sorry. Sorry about that.

- Yahoo, Billy! Billy's number one! Yahoo!

(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.

Yahoo!

Yahoo for school!

Yahoo for me!

Anyways, this hotel stuff

really isn't for me,...

..so I decided to step down

as chairman of Madison Hotels...

..and give the company to Carl.

I'm gonna go to college.

I'm gonna be a teacher.

- Peace! I'm outta here!

- (cheering )

Daddy.

What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.

I mean, Eric doesn't

take over the company.

Are you sure this is what you wanna do?

I'm sure, Dad. Thanks for everything.

Max! What can I say, buddy?

You saved my life.

You don't have to say anything.

I'm so proud of you.

But I'm still horny.

All right, man. You're hurting me.

You think he's horny.

Come here.

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