Bio-Dome Page #3

Nothing goes in or out.

Not even air.

It would take a Sherman tank

to open that door.

So what youre saying is...

You cant get out.

- Were stuck here.

- For 12 months.

Thats right.

- 12 months?

- 52 weeks.

Yes.

385 days?

Yes, yes, yes.

So what youre really

trying to say is...

Stubby, Squirly... tribal!

lm a Sherman tank.

Sherman tank!

Sherman tank!

Doyle, Doyle, Doyle

of the jungle

Friend to you and me

Watch out for that tree.

Whered you go?

Where did you come from?

My mom and the authorities

are still figuring that out...

but hey, do you know

theres a jungle in here?

Yes, I do.

Whoever thought of

putting a jungle...

in Arizona

is a petty smart guy.

Whoa! Barbarella!

What are you doing,

making smoothies?

No.

Nature is about miracles, Bud.

A goat is a miracle.

A carrot is a miracle.

And youre a miracle, too,

Petri.

Whats up, Doc?

Why are you putting that guy

in the rice paddy?

Tilapia are an integral part

of our food supply.

We adopted

a technique from Asia.

The fish eat the algae,

then fertilize the rice.

So these tipitilia,

theyre going on the rice?

Crapping on the rice.

In crude laymans terms, yes.

Does Uncle Ben know about this?

Hey, I know yoga.

Look.

I do it like that.

Sometimes, I can lick

my back, too. Watch.

Then I roll over like this.

The tide monitor

needs attention.

Really, I can...

Thank you.

Wait. Dont go anywhere.

lll show you

some other maneuvers later.

You should see what...

God, my sciatic.

Come quick.

You gotta see this!

Your sciatic?

Bad?

Get it!

You should see

what she did with a carrot.

Russell, theres beer cans

in the trash in the kitchen...

in the trash

in the bathroom...

and in the trash

in the basement.

What does that say?

Were out of beer?

Mom, would you please

tell your love slave...

that if hes not

part of the solution...

hes part of the problem?

The only problem I have

is lve run out of Depends.

There is a bathroom

right around the corner.

I cannot

go to the bathroom.

I hurt my bladder

Rollerblading.

Hey, look at that.

Theres that guy Bob...

who I chased out of here

the other day.

Theyre on TV!

Its amazing!

Can you believe it?

This is

Joachim West reporting.

I told you we were into

nurturing Mother Earth.

But you didnt believe us.

Now you guys

are thinking locally...

and were acting globally.

Just get out of there.

Cant. We signed up.

Were part of

the few and the proud.

Part of the problem.

Come on, you guys.

This is an important

biological experiment.

Youll ruin everything.

Maybe youre not aware of it...

but were a vital part

of the homeosystem.

Dont you think your couch

is having withdrawals?

Are we supposed to wait

a whole year...

for you to get out?

Mo-Mo and Porkchop,

there comes a time in life...

when we must sacrifice

that is most dear to us...

for the greater good

of saving the world...

and now is that time.

Is that how you really feel?

No. This is how

I really feel.

Budly, theres people around.

I miss it.

I know. I miss you.

lm proud of you.

So I guess this is good-bye?

I guess.

Attention. Dinner is served.

Well, we got to go. Bye.

Bye.

Day one, in the books.

Cheers, mate.

Whats with this kibble?

Are you guys

trying to poison us?

You dont like soy casserole?

Crap tastes like

it came out of Romulus.

Maybe it did.

Soy is our principal

source of protein.

Youll learn to love it.

Could you at least

make it taste like chicken?

A little bouillon base,

paprika?

Spice it up a little?

Otherwise, lll shrivel up

like a supermodel.

I am so fat.

No, youre not.

Nobody likes me.

Youre beautiful.

People didnt like me

in high school.

- Everybody loves you.

- Youre so sweet, Naomi.

Avez-vous a cigarette?

Squirly, you sleeping?

You sleeping?

What did you hit me for?

I cant sleep.

Think back at those sleepovers

we used to have.

Maybe then

youll be able to sleep.

OK.

Whats up, Buddy?

lm the weasel.

OK, my turn.

Peanut butter and jelly

with bacon. Thats easy.

Whoa, buddy.

Good call, man.

Keep on cruising.

Keep on going down the line.

Mixed green salad

with blue cheese dressing.

Bro, that was fully major, dude.

Your beak always knows, buddy.

Keep on cruising.

Come on, buddy.

Keep it cruising.

Wait. Its over here now.

Yo, Mo. Check it out.

Your friends Bob and Darrell

are getting tail.

A**holes.

If I were you...

ld go out and hump

for the next year.

If I were you, Russ,

ld have my mouth...

full of shotgun

with my toe on the trigger.

Its frightening

how much you want me.

Stubby, thriving on chaos!

Those will sell better

than Iron Maiden merch.

Lets hope so.

I just want

you gentlemen to remember...

how important you are

to this whole experiment.

Feel free to contribute.

You are an integral part

of the Bio-Dome system.

Since you put it that way...

were thinking of you producing

environmental condoms.

So when you rip the packet...

its automatic sap lubrication.

No chalk on the bark.

Then, when youre

pollinating your flower...

slide, slide, slippedy-slide.

Just smooth... right in.

Then theres the Bud and Doyle

action figures.

Action figures.

Anatomically correct,

of course.

And last but not least...

1-900-SQUIRLY-STUB.

Watch this.

Hi. Lm Doyle.

And lm Bud.

And when were not out

saving the environment...

were thinking of you.

Naked, thigh-deep in tofu.

You likey, Leaky?

Our home is the Garden of Eden.

More like

the Garden of Boredom.

lm Chairman of the Bored.

We can have our own fun.

Remember when

the Magnavox went out...

when we were kids?

Fly, Mary Poppins.

Fly, supercali-fragilistic-

expialidocious.

Can we do it again?

Those were the days.

Cheer up, buckaroo.

Just because

were stuck in a bubble...

doesnt mean we cant

cause any trouble.

Were the everlasting force...

of Squirly!

Stubby!

You ready?

Hut one, hut two,

hut, hut, hike!

Let me through.

Come on, let me through.

Neon Deion.

No fair! Personal foul!

You want some of me?

You shouldnt have

had some of me.

You shouldnt have

had some of me.

Squirly, look!

Fish on the play!

My proposal is

that we plant these seeds.

I know youre thinking

"lllegal, illegal"...

but the value

of purple sticky ponge...

goes way beyond just toking it.

Aint that right,

Professor Johnson?

Thats correct,

Professor Macintosh.

"Purple sticky ponge,

or hemp...

"is an excellent

source of paper.

"It makes a fine rope.

"It can even make

a contaminant-free fuel.

"But the greatest value

to us Bio-Domers...

"is its rapid rate

of photosynensisis...

"which means more oxygen

for everyone."

On three.

Three!

Cannonball!

There you go, Mr. Bloom.

Thanks, girls.

Now, tell Bud and Doyle...

lm writing a song

about them, OK?

OK, we will.

Oh, God.

Check it out.

This is the event

youve been waiting for.

Its the annual

at Arizona Tech.

Its a three-day blowout

to benefit the rain forest.

Theres going to be

seminars and lectures...

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