Bio-Dome Page #4

and kegs and dudes galore.

We cannot go to this.

Why not, pray tell?

Do Bud and Doyle ring a bell?

A year is a long time

to wait for those guys.

You know how old

well be in a year?

Old.

Real old.

As in not spring chickens,

in over the hill...

OK. OK.

Did you see those chicks

theyre with?

Theyre hot.

So? I trust Doyle.

I love Bud just as much

as you love Doyle...

but we got to start thinking

about ourselves.

They are.

Oh, OK.

Pay attention, soave-bolla.

Youre king. Lm peasant.

Good afternoon, Petri dish.

Perhaps youd like

to join us...

for a little aperitif

on the ridge?

Allow me to present...

Chateau Squirly-Stub.

Its a bit plucky,

a bit fruity perhaps...

but itll satisfy your palate...

especially with

a big piece of pork.

So thats what happened

to our fruit harvest.

Youre incorrigible.

I think theyre into us.

In a huge way. Mini-tribal.

Marco!

Cholo!

Marco!

Cholo!

Look. Biodegradable

pineapple.

Olivia, Romuli.

Why dont you guys join us

for a little soak?

Thats not for bathing.

This is the artificial

rain generator.

It just got a little warmer.

Theres nothing artificial

about that.

A little acid rain.

They dominate a number

of pivotal processes...

occurring in the soil.

A kind of profound

taking earth.

Thats what makes this

so exciting.

Its Bud and Doyle.

Doyle, whats the hot gossip

on the inside?

I really cant make

any comment at this time...

but if I see

one more massive orgy...

lm moving to Tibet.

And, hey, Faulkner,

quit hogging the K-Y.

Thirty-one...

forty-two... sixty-nine...

seventy-four...

A hundred, a thousand!

Here I come!

Rumball, you got to hide me.

Not in here.

Youll upset my bugs.

Look out!

May I help you?

What are these guys?

Theyre two of the rarest

lepidoptera in the world.

Leppard...

Didnt their drummer

lose an arm?

No. Theyre butterflies...

from the Brazilian

rain forest.

So are you trying to get them

to start porking?

Actually, yes.

In nature, the chances of

these two finding each other...

or porking...

is very remote.

We hope to breed thousands here.

Easy, Rumbo.

Gotcha!

Youve got to take me first!

Mothra!

Come back, Mothra!

Please come back, Mothra.

Lepidoptera!

Should we be doing this?

We are not

doing anything wrong.

Besides, its to save

the rain forest.

- Denise.

- Roach.

One word. Raid.

Hey, man.

She thinks shes cool

because she hangs out...

with Bud and Doyles

girlfriends.

Who?

She digs me, though.

Are those Bio-Dome Bud

and Doyles girlfriends?

Get that bag.

Excuse me.

Are you done with those beers?

Thanks, but were having

too much fun sober.

Thats cool.

We were collecting

empties and recycling them.

Well, take this.

Take mine.

Theres a lot of waste

at these parties.

Thats awfully noble of you.

Its what were compelled to do.

Were having a little fete

to save the rain forest.

If youd like to come,

show your support...

Will it be like this?

- No.

- Not at all.

Its going to be decent.

Its at the quad.

Well be there.

Well see you tomorrow.

Thanks.

Noah, its been

a nonstop moronathon.

I did not dedicate

my life to science...

just to baby-sit

a couple of baboons.

They eat like savages.

At this rate,

well run out of foodstuffs.

Theyre going

to ruin everything.

You sliced it.

Damn it, Billy.

Damn it, damn it!

How am I supposed to hit...

a double birdie

with the shower iron?

Youre embarrassing me

in front of my friends.

Come on, Billy.

Anatomically correct.

Are you sure this flypapers

going to work?

lm positive.

Its really sticky.

My dad used to use it

to line my playpen.

You must have been

in this position a lot.

Help, Daddy, please.

Get me down.

I wet my Huggies.

Nobody loves me.

Oh, shut up.

CD-ROM, come with us.

We got a big surprise for you.

Youve been

diagnosed with Ebola...

and youre about to bleed out?

No. Doyles got a boner

he wants to put in your ear.

This is

a really big surprise.

If its about

Faulkners third nipple...

dont bother.

I know that.

Faulkners got three nipples?

Pretty cool.

Come on. Hurry!

We felt pretty awful

when we let all your bugs out.

We promised each other

we wouldnt sleep...

until we brought back

every last bug.

You mean

you found my bugs?

Look!

Giant flypaper!

I think we got them all...

but theres still a couple

flapping right there.

The horror! The pain!

- Come on!

- Please!

Were sorry!

What I wouldnt do for

just a Big Mac right now.

Dude, dont even say

that word.

Two all-beef patties,

special sauce...

lettuce, cheese,

pickles, onions...

on a sesame seed bun.

Bladder Buster, no ice.

Breakfast burrito.

I cant take it anymore!

We got to get out of here.

We should relax a little...

before Chaulkner chills out

a little, dont you think?

Whats he going to do?

Expel us?

Youre right, Stub.

We own this place.

Total.

The whole world.

Hey, turn into a table.

Uppity-up.

Youre pretty steady

on all fours.

Get me up.

Right down here.

You sure?

Look, I can tell it.

My beak has got a hunch.

Like a Doberman pinscher.

The coast is clear.

- Stop!

- Look out.

Come down.

This is it.

You sure?

Open it up.

Bring it down.

All right.

Come on. Be careful.

This is the one.

Theres food in there.

I feel it.

I feel the aroma.

Hey, Squirl?

If we blow up,

its been nice knowing you.

All right. Open it.

Was I right?

Didnt I tell you?

- Whos the master?

- You.

- Whos the king?

- Squirl.

- Whos the shrewdest?

- Squirly.

Just follow your nose.

Lets eat!

We have chippies!

Lots of stuff to eat.

Is that laughing gas?

No way.

I dont know.

Turn it on.

Let me try it. Let go.

Dennis Hopper, "Blue Velvet."

"Oh, lm slutty."

I dont feel anything. You?

Me neither. You?

Nothing.

Its raining, its pouring

The old man is snoring

I got to have Spam.

I feel like a duck-billed

platypus, man.

Want halves?

Perfect.

Anything?

I didnt feel anything.

Nothing.

Nitrous oxide.

Are you crazy?

What the hell

is going on here?

The desert?

But well starve!

Not necessarily.

It is life

on a taut tensile line...

but the desert is

an integral part of nature.

Unbelievable.

So its just vamos,

get out of here.

You guys go your thing,

and we go ours.

The idea being

that while we are here...

you are there.

Like we want to hang with

you guys anymore.

Were going to start

our own Bio-Dome.

One with a dome within a dome!

So dont come knocking

on our door.

Do you understand?

All we need are two helpers.

Girls, come with us...

because girls are

an integral part of nature, too.

Yeah, come on.

We still got each other, Squirl.

You wont have to eat

any more of that food.

Girls, dont do this.

- I cant see you.

- Whered they go?

lm so hungry.

We got to get out of here.

I dont want

to have to eat you.

I dont want you to eat me,

either.

Squirl, the Grim Reaper

is breathing down our necks.

Its not looking too good.

Theres something I have to get

off my chest before we die.

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