Blades Of Glory Page #9

Synopsis: When rivalry between the world's best men's figure skaters - sex addicted, improvisational Chazz Michael Michaels and germophobic, precise Jimmy MacElroy - breaks into a fight on the awards platform, they're banned from the event for life. Three years later, desire for a gold medal and a careful reading of the rules lead them to compete as skating's first male-male pair. Can they overcome mutual dislike, limited time to prepare, their coach's secret past, and the dirty tricks of their main opponents, the Van Waldenberg siblings? The key to victory or defeat may lie in the attraction of the virginal Jimmy toward Katie, the Van Waldenbergs' little sister.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Production: Paramount Pictures
  3 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
PG-13
Year:
2007
93 min
$118,153,533
Website
2,585 Views


I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.

Okay, but start up near the crotch.

That's a better access point.

You were incredible.

Really?

I thought my landing was all bad...

You've been practicing.

Chazz taught me some stuff.

Uh-oh.

Stranz Van Waldenberg.

You're under arrest for the desecration

of an international icon.

Snowflake.

- It was her idea. She broke his ankle!

- What?

You idiot!

I hate you.

Come on now. Let's get out of here.

CHAZZ:
And that's why

I was a sex addict.

Because no one ever loved me.

But I learned something here today.

That ice doesn't belong here.

It belongs out there.

Out on the ice in an ice rink.

I never had a father, okay?

But I don't care!

Because now I've got a brother.

This is my brother!

And this is my brother's new girlfriend.

And she is not a whore.

I'm in a lot of pain.

I feel like I'm gonna barf.

Chazz, they got to get you to a hospital.

Come on.

No. And miss the smell of sweet gold?

Not on your life.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Thank you.

Jimmy, you did it!

The gold medal, baby! You did it!

I wanna wear the gold medal, naked.

Thank you.

I've got something I wanna show you.

I had it done last weekend.

That's you,

the wolf that runs with the Lone Wolf.

So that the Lone Wolf

never has to be alone again.

That's how much you mean to me, bro.

You were drunk when you got it,

weren't you?

Yes. Absolutely hammered.

- Welcome to the pack.

- Thanks.

Let's get outta here.

- Now?

- Yeah.

(BLADES OF GLORY PLAYING)

HECTOR:
(SOFTLY) USA!

The gold medal has been won

by Jimmy and Chazz,

thanks to Hector's idea!

We did it, Hector!

Boom! We sure did.

Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.

Where is Hector?

Here I am, guys. We did it. High-fives.

Cool. Way to go, guys. Gold medal.

You guys are the best. Hey, Jimmy?

Yeah, Hector?

Can you give me a time-out here

with Chazz?

Yeah, sure. Are you crying?

No. I'm fine.

Okay. I'll go over here. Sandwich.

Hey. Chazz?

What is it? Boom.

I just wanna say

you guys are partners now.

I've been friends with him forever,

and you take good care of him.

I will. Boom.

He just, he loves food.

And he likes dreams and whispers

and his favorite movie is Short Circuit

and Fried Green Tomatoes.

And just watch over him. All right?

I will. Boom.

You have my word. High-five.

God bless you.

Sweet. Jimmy, you can come back.

What you guys were talking about?

Just stuff, you know.

Hey, guys, you're amazing.

I just wanna say keep dreaming

because there's a lot of dreams

to be had.

USA.

USA.

Ayam Brand Vista Studio Inc. 2007

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Jeff Cox

Jeffrey Lindon Cox (born November 9, 1955) is a former Major League Baseball third base coach for the Chicago White Sox. He is currently a baserunning specialist for the Detroit Tigers. Previously, Cox was a second baseman for the Oakland Athletics during the 1980 and 1981 seasons. He batted and threw right-handed. more…

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