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Come on. Are you tellin' me|we're gonna sit here and listen...

to some talking box|with a robot voice? What is this?

Uh, 300 it is. Are you|prepared to top 300?

No, I don't think I'm prepared|to top 300! Are you out of your mind?

We had a deal here! Are you Realtors|just a bunch of crooks? Is that it?

What's going on|with you people?

Well, I am sorry|you feel that way,

but I have an offer|on the table of 300.

- [Computer] Thousand.|- Uh, we'll take it.

- Sold.|- Yeah.

You probably won't live|to enjoy the cash.

[Realtor] Just one thing, sir.|What is your name?

My name is Preston...

Bingo.

Macintosh.

My name is Macintosh.

Well, congratulations,|Mr Macintosh.

- You have a house.|- Yes!

I'm rich!

Yeah!

Whoo, yes!

Yeah!

Money!|Money!

- You did what with my money?|- [Juice] You're not|gonna believe this.

He gave all your money|to a little old bitty boy.

That was my nest egg.|That's all I had to start a new life.

I worked hard to steal|that money, Biderman!

You gave it to some|zit-faced little kid?

Now wait a minute.|I seen the kid.

- His skin looked pretty smooth.|- The boy had a cheque signed by you.

I didn't write a cheque to anybody|except for this genius here.

Now hold on a minute.

I'm not the one who cashed|a cheque for a million dollars.

- That was this man right here.|- Had your signature.

I said I didn't write it!|You gave me the cheque-book,

I put it in my pocket,|I got in my car, l...

l... I can't|feel my legs.

Uh, l...|Oh, oh, oh.

Calm down. I've got|a surveillance photo of the boy.

[Stammering]|We'll find him in no time.

- Oh, yeah, that's him.|- I can't see a thing.

I recognize him.|I'd know him anywhere.

It's upside-down.

All right. So where are you|gonna find the kid, Mr Family Man?

- Newspapers.|- You want me to advertise, is that it?

No, no, no.|They have listings.

Uh, family activities where, where...|You know, things where kids go. See?

Fine. You're gonna|help me find him.

- You understand? Dead or alive.|- Uh-huh.

Let's get out of here.

- Oh, don't think|you ain't comin' with us.|- [Gasping]

Somebody's in there|with Biderman now.

A couple of guys I've never seen before.|They've just left.

The money laundering|is definitely on again.

We've got to notify|the Bureau right away.

[Man]|Hello, Limousines Unlimited.

- You have the car keys?|- No, you have the car keys.

- Oh, yeah. You make sure|you-know-who stays grounded.|- And he goes to bed early.

- You got it, Pops.|- Don't call me that.

Uh, excuse me.

Sorry, kid.|Nobody famous inside.

Do you want to take your mitts|off the car, please?

- I'm waitin' for a client here.|- But I'm your client.

Oh, right, yeah.|And I'm Madonna.

Sorry, kid. The boss doesn't like me|taking baseball cards as payment.

So if you want to ride in this,|you need some buckaroos, buckarinis,

some moola, some dinero,|some money, some frogskins,

much similar to the money|you've given me...

In fact, identical to the money|you've given me right now.

I was just kiddin'|about bein' Madonna.

- My name's Henry.|- Hi, Henry. I'm Preston.

- Preston, good to see ya.|- Preston Waters.

Yes, nice to meet ya.|Hop in.

Go ahead.

I didn't actually|mean hop in, but...

So, where to,|boss?

- Well, Harry,|we're gonna go buy some stuff.|- Yes, sir.

[Tyres Screeching]

"Hey, yeah"

"Ow, whoo"

"The best things in life|are free"

"But you can keep them|for the birds and bees"

- "Now give me money"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want, yeah"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want Yeah"|- "That's what I want"

"That's what I want"

"Baby, your lovin'|gives me a thrill"

"But your lovin'|never paid my bills"

- "Now give me money"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "That's"

"What I want"

"That's what I want"

"Give it to me, baby|Uh-huh"

- "Oh"|- "Money"

"I want m-m-m-m-money|Yeah"

"I got to have some money"

- " I want to have the money|Uh-huh, hey, hey"|- "Money"

"Hey, yeah"

"Money don't get everything|it's true"

"What it don't get now|I can't use"

- "I want m-m-m-money, hey"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "That's what I want"

"That's what I want|Hey, yeah"

- "I want some money"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "Hey, yeah"

"That's what I want"

- "Money"|- "That's what I want"

- "That's what I want"|- "Ow, hey"

- Ice cream! Turn around, Henry.|- Oh, right on.

"I need some money, baby|I need some money"

"I just need a few"

- Hey, thanks a lot for the great watch.|- You're welcome.

- Hey, this guy, uh...|What is it? Mclntyre?|- Macintosh.

Uh, Macintosh.|Yeah, yeah.

If you don't mind me askin',|where does he get his money?

Well, he doesn't get it,|he just has it.

Why does he get a kid like you to go out|and buy all this stuff for him?

He... He never|had a real childhood.

So now that he's|really, really rich,

he can have all the fun|that he couldn't have when he was a kid.

- Oh. Oh, I see.|- You know.

So he didn't have any|fun when he was a kid,

but now he's old|and he's got money.

You're a kid having|the fun for him now...

that he couldn't have|when he was a kid.

- Okay, sure.|- Stop! Pull over, Henry! It's Shay!

- Stop! Hey!|- [Shay Screams] You scared me!

- Sorry.|- Preston, right?

- You've got a good memory.|- Thanks.

- Great, kid. Very nice.|- Nice wheels.

Oh, this? Ah, it's my boss,|Mr Macintosh.

- Do you want a ride?|- No, thanks. I'm outta shape.

Not from where|I'm sittin' you aren't.

So, uh, I'm thinkin' about|comin' into the bank tomorrow...

- and opening my account.|- Wow, you got the $200 already?

- Just about.|- All right. Well, see you tomorrow.

- Bye.|- Bye.

Was that him?|Was that Biderman?

- No, some kid who came|into the bank today.|- Nice wheels for a kid.

Yeah. Says it belongs to his boss,|a guy named Macintosh.

Macintosh.|When are we gonna see Biderman?

[Man]|It looks like a circus.

Hey. Hey, hey, move it.|I've got work to do too, you know.

Where am I supposed to go?|You see an opening? Huh?

Hey, what's|the holdup here?

- Yeah, same to you, buddy.|- Hey, move it!

What is all this?

What a mess.

This is absolute madness!

Yo, who's in charge here?

[Preston Over Speaker] You with|the race car, put it in the backyard.

Uh, the water slide|goes back by the pool.

You guys with the TVs,|put them in the living room.

Hey, you with the Cadillac,|out by the pool.

You in the green jumpsuits,|bring that around the back.

- Preston?|- Hi, Dad.

- What's going on here?|- Movin' in.

- Who is moving in?|- Macintosh.

- Who's Macintosh?|- I'll be right with you, Dad.

Come on, boys.|I don't have all day.

Okay, Mr Waters,|the security system is all in place.

Excuse me.|This is the remote.

Here are the instructions.|All right?

We appreciate Mr Macintosh's business.|Here you go, pal.

What's with|all the security?

Mr Macintosh says you can|never be too paranoid, Dad.

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