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Oh, no!
Okay-
All right.
Let's see what we have
in the magic bag here.
Oh. Perfect.
All right. La, da, da.
You're pretty.
You're prettier.
I said you are.
Shut up and let me do your makeup.
Don't worry. They're around.
Oh, I'm not worried.
Maybe that's where they are.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Tyler?
- Hold on, now!
- Excuse me.
- Hold on, big time!
- Aah!
Aah! Oh, my God! I'm gonna kill him.
Yeah, baby! Hold on, now!
Whoa! Whoa!
Easy, homey. easy!
Tyler! Get off that dodo bird right now!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everything's fine.
The safety instructor's on top of it.
Ugh.
Look at me, Mom! I'm a cowboy!
Well, partner, I bet I can stay on
longer than you!
It's on, sheriff.
No "longer"! No "staying"!
- I can't be beat!
- I can't hear you! You're going down!
I'm never gonna fall off! Never!
Whoo! One hand, mama!
Whoo... Aah!
Ooh!
Good!
Yes! I win! I'm the king of Africa!
- Whoa!
- Tyler!
A winner!
Are you kidding me?
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Wow. Whoo, boom!
You're a moron, okay?
Because he could've broken his neck!
Mom. Mom, Mom. Did you see that?
I stuck the landing and did the bull dance.
I saw it.
Thank you so much
for taking me on this trip, Mom.
This is the best day of my life!
Okay. Great! Oh, good! Oh, good.
I love you so much.
- I'm so glad you're having fun.
- Aw.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
- Why you flipping my dad off?
- Huh? I'm not.
in the neighborhood.
Am I right, my brothers? Woo-woo!
I can't believe your dad's into my mom.
He doesn't like her. She's into him.
No way. He's goofy and flabby all over.
My mom's gorgeous with a rocking body.
Hey, that's sick, man.
That was out of context!
Was it?
You know, you should just go talk to him
because he probably won't bite.
Oh! No, no. I can't.
Got a boyfriend back at home?
Please. All the guys at my school pretty
much assume I'm a lesbian.
And not the hot kind.
Well, have you ever considered,
say, like...
...changing your hairstyle?
how to do this and crew cuts.
- So...
- A barber?
Like the kind with a pole outside?
He cut our grandfather's hair.
He cuts my dad's hair.
- And now he cuts our hair. Heh.
- May I just...?
Yup.
You have such a beautiful face.
You know, it's funny because
I was actually on my way to the salon.
Do you wanna come
check it out with me?
For what?
For a hairdo...
...for a girl...
...in this century.
I would but I'd have to ask
my dad for the money.
No. No, no, no. It's on me.
Really?
It would make me so happy.
Because I don't get to do this
with my boys.
- Come on, Prince Valiant.
- Heh.
- I don't know who that is but okay.
- Okay.
Where do you buy your clothes?
Oh, Dad gets most of our clothes
from work.
Oh, then I guess we should be grateful
he doesn't work at Hooters.
No, my mom worked at Hooters.
She what?
Oh, my mom, she used to work at Hooters.
She managed the one over on Lake Street.
Oh. Heh.
So then he gets down
on one knee and proposes.
Right in the middle of kickboxing class.
He's lucky he didn't get kicked
in the nuts.
Oh, my nuts! Ha-ha-ha.
Espn. This is the best passion fruit
I've ever tasted. Try it.
And I got some for your mom too.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So how'd you two sexicans meet?
Yeah! Hitting them with the hard questions.
I like it.
Well, we met on a blind date.
- Argh. Those are the worst.
- Oh.
I've been on 10 blind dates in my life.
All fatties. Ten for ten. All fatties.
No offense, Jim.
What?
So what happened?
Where'd he take you?
Actually, Hooters.
Here we go.
Which was wonderful service,
nice people, really great.
Aw. How romantic.
- Oh.
- Aw, everyone's shimmying now.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. Ha-ha-ha.
Why you no shimmy, Jimmy?
Shimmy.
Jim?
Where's Larry?
What happened to Larry?
I'm right here, Dad.
Why were the, uh...?
How did this, uh...?
Um, well, Lauren gave me
her salon appointment...
Uh-huh.
...and they put in hair extensions
and makeup...
...and she even told them how to style it
and what to do, what not to do.
She was pretty amazing.
She was amazing, huh?
Do you want to go get some sushi
from the bar?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, scarecrow!
She's gotta bulk up!
Pork chops! Lamb chops! Tri-tip!
Uh...
Let's go get our beef on?
Uh-oh. I think someone new came to dinner.
- Heh-heh-heh.
- Ping.
Aah! You got me!
Now we're both in love.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I just looked at my daughter,
and I didn't really recognize her.
Kind of threw me off for a minute.
Well, she's 15, you know?
She's bound to grow up at some point.
I know. Call me crazy.
I just thought maybe that would be
my decision because she's my kid!
Okay! Awkward moment.
Uncomfortable. Tension.
I'm leaving the table. Who's with me?
- Me! Me!
- I'm going.
Wow.
Whoa. I just...
Can I ask you?
What made you think you could tart up
my daughter without my permission?
You're right. I'm sorry. I am.
I just find it hypocritical from someone
So it was getting even? Is that it?
No, it's not getting even but I just...
- She's beautiful.
- Right.
With that pageboy Prince Valiant haircut
you gave her...
She looked very nice with that haircut.
...and the tracksuit, are you kidding me?
Dying on the inside to come out!
Her mother was tomboyish at her age
and that was fine with me.
You knew your wife when she was 15?
I knew my wife when I was 13.
I had a crush on her.
I have no idea why she liked me back.
I was 90 percent goofy
and 10 percent loser.
Well, I was 60 percent Urkel
and 40 percent Screech.
If I didn't have braces,
my teeth would be hitting you right now.
I'm sorry I yelled at you. I feel like a jerk
because I put your kid on a gooney bird...
- ...and I didn't ask your permission.
- No, but listen. You're right.
I need to let go of the reins a little bit.
I just want to say on behalf of Thathoo...
...how happy we are to see you
two lovebirds finally...
...blending.
No, we're not blending.
We were just having a conversation.
- Just happy we haven't killed each other yet.
- Heh.
Yes, yes, you are blending
We don't feel that way about each other!
Yes, you'll be touching
Like wine and bobotie
All right, let's go and get our beef on!
And like malva pudding
All right, thank you.
I think they're blending over there!
Come now! Come now!
They're blending over here! Yes!
Daddy, look!
Ha-ha-ha. Woo-hoo!
What? I thought I saw an eagle.
I saw a camel! Ha-ha-ha.
Hey, Hilary. Uh...
You wanna come in our truck?
Shouldn't you be in your coffin?
The sun's out right now.
Take a walk, homes.
Eh, yo, yo, yo.
Go ahead.
Oh!
- Oh, my God.
Ha-ha-ha.
Look, children.
The bush pig has lost its parents...
...so it is being cared for by Mama
and Papa Lion.
Even in nature
there are blended families.
- That's nice.
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