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Synopsis: It's 1938, but Stan doesn't know the war is over; he's still patrolling the trenches in France, and shoots down a French aviator. Oliver sees his old chum's picture in the paper and goes to visit Stan at the Soldier's Home. Thinking Stan is disabled (it's just that he's sitting on his leg), Oliver takes pity on him and takes him home for a nice home-cooked meal. But Oliver's wife has other ideas and leaves him to fend for himself. After blowing up the kitchen, Oliver is helped by his next-door neighbor, Mrs. Gilbert... until the big-game hunting Mr. Gilbert comes home unexpectedly, carrying a shotgun.
Genre: Comedy, War
Director(s): John G. Blystone
Production: MGM
 
IMDB:
7.7
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Year:
1938
57 min
187 Views


you wanna take my husband away?

I'll fix you!

- Is there gonna be a fight?

- Shh!

- Wait a minute!

- Let me tell you something...

(Argument continues)

What's the matter?

(Mrs Hardy) I'll tell you what's the matter.

That little worm is trying to break up

my happy home!

But I'll have the police take him back to

the Old Soldier's Home where he belongs!

So you're a home breaker, huh?

You look like the kind of a guy

that would break up a happy home.

You know what I would do to anybody

that comes between me and my wife?

I'd get my trusty fowling piece

and I'd blow him...

to nothing!

I had nothing to do with it.

He brought me here.

- He was gonna give me a nice steak...

- What happened?

He's got a girl in the trunk

and he didn't want his wife to know.

- What did you tell him that for?

- He asked me.

When the wife's away, the rats will play!

Why bring them into your own home?

That's ridiculous.

Come with me sometime.

I know where there's a whole bunch.

Listen. Why do you think

I go to Borneo all the time?

You can come with me sometime.

You too. How do you do? I was gonna...

My wife!

I kill him!

I can't miss all the time!

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Charley Rogers

Charley Rogers (15 January 1887 – 20 December 1956) was an English film actor, director and screenwriter, best known for his association with Laurel and Hardy. He appeared in 37 films between 1912 and 1954. He also directed 14 films between 1929 and 1936. He was born in Birmingham, Warwickshire, England and died in Los Angeles, California, USA, following injuries sustained in an automobile accident. more…

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