Blockers Page #2
- You haven't even hooked up with him.
You haven't even
seen his thing yet.
What if he has a weird one?
They're all weird.
Penises are not for looking at.
They're for use.
They're like plungers.
Listen, my student athlete days
are over.
Tonight is the beginning
of my adult life,
and for the first time
I can do whatever I want.
So I want to go to prom,
get drunk,
get potted up on weed
and lose my goddamn virginity.
We're gonna have the same
first-time-sex anniversary.
We can go to dinner every year
and commemorate it.
- Olive Garden.
- Yes! Olive Garden.
Breadsticks for life, b*tch.
- Yeah!
- Oh, my God, it is gonna be
such a relief to get this over
and done with before college.
Um, no, I mean, like...
No, it's cool.
I just don't think
I'm there yet.
You know, maybe something
might happen tonight
with me and Chad, but, uh,
I don't think sex
is gonna be that thing.
JULIE:
Sam?
(chuckles) But you never know
what could happen.
I mean, maybe
will emerge from its keep
I never know
what you're talking about.
- Yeah, I... me, neither.
- (school bell ringing)
Oh, my God.
(chuckles)
LISA:
Julie, is that you?
So realistic.
(cell phone buzzing)
Ugh. God.
BRENDA:
Come on, Sam, we're waiting.
Be right there!
- There she is.
- All right, took me 20 minutes
to figure out how to do
video on this thing,
but I finally got it.
- BRENDA:
Oh!- (camera clicks)
Nope. Took a picture of myself.
Siri, video, please.
BRENDA:
Wow! That Chad is going to rip
through his little
tuxedo pants.
- Mom. That's gross.
- What?
- Why?
- 'Cause you're practically imagining
your daughter
in sexual congress.
You sicko.
Ah!
I was just trying
to connect with you.
You never talk to us anymore.
- Hey, I got this.
- Okay.
(sighs)
Prom night, huh?
I got sad and reflective
on my prom night, too.
- You were?
- Yeah. I was scared I wasn't
gonna stay friends
with the guys I had
been around most of my life,
but I was able to...
- Hey, baby, I love you so much.
- What?
You just really
freaked her out.
Sweetie, if you're worried
about that at all,
just know you shouldn't be.
You never stay friends
with people from high school.
I mean, the oldest friend
I have is Jan
from work, and I've known her
for three months.
- Who's Jan?
- You know Jan, babe.
She draws those silly cartoons.
- Oh, racist Jan.
- Yeah, that's the one.
Who you are today
is not who you're going to be.
And that's okay.
- FRANK:
That's good therapy.- And who you become will be
so different that your friends
won't understand you anymore,
and then you will wake up
and realize
these friendships are over.
This feels like
a very painful divorce,
just like the one I had
with your father,
but then you'll find a Frank.
Uh, I appreciate that,
but that's not my deal.
I'm still cool
with a lot of my boys because
on prom night,
me, Dennis, Matt and Cory
all convinced our friend Steve
to join the Army.
He fought
in the Persian Gulf War.
He died right away.
- (Brenda sighs)
- But once you go through
something like that,
you're bonded for life.
The bedrock of deep,
meaningful friendships
is shared experience.
I thought they were gonna
put him in the Reserves.
That is some horseshit.
Hmm.
(footsteps approaching)
Wow.
You look so beautiful.
(gasps) Turn around.
- Wow.
- (Julie chuckles)
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
So, what's the big plan
for after prom?
Uh, we're just going
to Austin's.
You really like him, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's...
Yeah, he's cool. It's not,
like, serious or anything.
His mom told me
he got into UCLA.
- That's nice.
- Yeah, I mean, it's good.
You remember that time
when, like,
I thought about going to UCLA?
Yes.
That would have been crazy.
That would have been
been that huge of a mistake.
Uh, yes, it would have.
(laughs)
University of Chicago
is perfect.
It's 45 minutes away.
So that way you're gone,
but you're not "gone" gone.
But I'm gone.
Right, but not, like, gone.
Right, but, like,
I'm going to college,
and, like,
I'm not gonna live at home,
so I'm, like... I'm gone.
Mm-hmm.
Why are my b*obs so big?
- Ready, Kayla?
- KAYLA:
Yup.- And now...
- ("Sirius" by The Alan Parsons Project plays)
...standing at five foot,
seven inches...
five, nine if you count
the heels...
straight out
the prettiest girl
in all of prom...
Kayla Mannes!
- (cheering)
- (Kayla whoops)
Uh... just high fives
from now on.
- Okay.
- MARCIE:
Oh, honey, I never thoughtI'd see you in a dress.
MITCHELL:
Technically,it's not a full dress.
Some material is missing
from the middle there.
MARCIE:
Okay.
You look great.
All right.
Yeah, I think it's time to go.
Yes. Yeah.
Honey, we got to go.
- (Mitchell sniffles)
- Honey?
Dad, are you okay?
It's like when
he watched Frozen.
(chuckles) Come on.
(sniffs)
LISA:
Hi. How are you?
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
Oh, Sam.
Hi, Marcie.
Oh. Oh, oh.
- Hey, Mitchell.
- Hey. Haven't seen you in a while.
- Yeah.
- You know, I was worried
from you about hot yoga.
Called you a bunch of times.
- I ended up having to eat that two-for-one Groupon.
- Oh, yeah.
I don't really do
the hot yoga thing.
- It's just...
- Well, we should catch up, though, right?
- Yeah.
- Like a lunch. I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, give me a call.
- I've been calling you.
- Mm-hmm.
Doesn't work.
It's not effective.
(cell phone buzzes,
computer chimes)
(cell phone buzzes,
computer chimes)
(chiming)
- (laughter)
- I don't even know. Wait, wait, wait.
- Oh, my gosh, thank you.
- You guys, you guys.
Wait, this is, like,
the best lighting
with the Valencia filter,
so wait, wait.
- Oh, God. All right, here we go.
- (camera clicks)
- Yeah, okay, that's enough.
- One more.
- We're good.
- Oh, my God.
We need to get
this party started.
- Ooh! Okay, Julie.
- Hmm?
I got you something.
It's coconut oil.
For lube.
I hear it works just as well
and it makes blow jobs
taste like Almond Joy.
(sighs) Thank God it doesn't
taste like Mounds.
I'd rather eat ten d*cks
than one Mound.
- Mm.
- But thank you. That's so sweet.
- Oh!
- Aw!
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
- Me, too.
- Oh, my God!
- You have to text me, like, right away.
Oh, my God, we're gonna be
doing it at the same time.
(gasps) Oh, my God. We have
to talk about it tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, every detail.
- There's gonna be so much to talk about.
- Guys?
- Hey, guys.
- (laughing)
I want in on this sex pact.
Are you sure? You don't have
to do this just because we are.
No, that's not why.
I want to have sex. Yeah.
That's something
all three of us have in common.
- Mm-hmm.
- Chad is gonna
tap that ass with his penis.
And I doubt we'll have anal
the first time, but...
- All right.
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