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- This is gonna make tonight
- even more perfect.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be the three of us!
- Yes!
(all laughing)
HUNTER:
Prom night, motherfuckers!
- (whooping)
- I came to dance, dance, dance, dance...
Yeah! Rudy, it's coming up.
Bear left, bro.
Yeah! Jesus, Rudy.
What the f***? Yeah!
Oh, my God,
it's my f***ing dad.
Hands, hands, hands, hands
You, you...
("Dynamite" by Taio Cruz
playing)
HUNTER:
Yeah! Prom night, b*tches!
(Hunter whooping)
- Yeah!
- Oh, God, it's him.
Oh, what's up? Yo!
(singing along to stereo):
Like it's prom night
Taio Cruz.
Like it's prom night.
- You got this, girl.
- Don't mess this up,
because that limo
is totally awesome.
Sam. Sam.
Taio Cruz.
Whew!
(music stops)
Sorry.
- Sorry. Ho!
- (sighs)
Whew! (grunts)
You're so grown up. (chuckles)
Dad, what are you doing here?
the most important night
of your young life?
(chuckles)
- That's graduation.
- No.
Graduation's for losers.
Didn't even go
to my graduation.
But prom night...
that's a big one.
Prom was the best night
of my life.
and I want you to have
the same experience.
Tonight, you have fun.
You don't worry
about any rules that your mom
or Frank laid down.
No one gives a f***
about Frank.
All I know is this...
you look amazing,
and I would love
to grab a quick pic.
No. Go stand
with the other parents,
and try to be normal.
Sam, I'm not a normal parent.
I'm not gonna...
Just... I don't even f***ing...
- Holy sh*t, you invited Hunter?
- No, of course not.
I haven't talked to him since
he and Brenda got divorced.
- You know he calls me all the time?
- What?
He wants to play darts.
I don't play darts.
- Darts?
- You kidding me?
- Anyway, I can't hang out with him.
- HUNTER:
Oh!- I'll be guilty by association.
- No, no.
- (grunts, whoops)
- I will never forgive that babysitter f***er.
- Hey, Hunter.
- Hey, man. Good to see you.
- What up?
- Hey, all right?
Mwah!
- Ah.
- (Hunter laughing)
Did you have another daughter?
I did. I did. Thank you.
- It's... it's been wonderful.
- Yeah.
I'm thinking about
doing that again.
You know,
the whole second round.
I think a lot of dads kind of
get it right
the second time around.
Or, you know, you could
just raise the one
that you have.
Well, I did.
Too late for that.
Raised. Job done.
Hi, honey.
LISA:
Actually, I heard,
if you spend
a significant amount
of time with your children,
that you develop
some kind of, like,
telekinetic bond with them.
- Is that true?
- I've heard. Mm-hmm.
I hope it's not true,
'cause if it is,
Sam has been looking
at a lot of Asian porn.
- (Hunter chuckling)
- My wife's Asian.
Indian.
That's Asian.
This is more like, uh...
It looks like when...
the typical Asian.
- Yep, good seeing you, man.
- Uh, okay.
Good to see you, brother.
You know what I mean.
Who's this guy? Who are you?
Dad, this is my date.
Hi. Uh, it's great
to meet you, sir.
- I'm-I'm Connor.
- Connor and I...
we're in the same
science class.
We're lab partners.
Yeah, we're working
on our chemistry.
(chuckles)
CONNOR:
Uh...
Um, I'm gonna get a napkin,
if that's cool.
Okay.
Okay, so, uh...
with this, it's, uh, one shot
to the groin, stab and drag.
I refuse to believe
she couldn't do better
- than that loser.
- Oh, I think Chad seems nice.
HUNTER:
Chad? No, Chad's amazing.
- Look at that fedora.
- Yeah.
I'm talking about
f***ing Frank. What a dick.
LISA:
Frank does not seemlike a dick to me.
He seems like a nice guy.
And you know what?
Don't blame Brenda.
HUNTER:
Well, let's just agreeto disagree on Frank.
Oh, here they come.
Okay, just be cool.
I guarantee you he's gonna
throw that sh*t in my face.
Be cool, be cool, be cool.
(clears throat) Brenda.
Hunter.
Frank.
- Lisa.
- What'd I do?
I'm sorry. I don't know why I
just said your name like that.
This is so nice. Thank you.
You're welcome.
- (sighs)
- Okay.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis.
- I got to go get Julie's wrap.
- Mm.
(sighs) Were you gonna
let our daughter
take a f***ing Lyft to prom?
What is this, Afghanistan?
How'd you pay for that limo,
Hunter?
'Cause I know your credit's
in the shitter.
It is.
'Cause I bought your mom
a wheelchair.
She's gonna pay you back.
With what money, Brenda?
Can she pay me back
with crackers that she steals
from restaurants?
I don't want
to talk about your mom.
I don't want to talk
about her wheelchair.
All I care about
is that my daughter
has the greatest night
of her life.
If it was her greatest night,
you would not be here.
Oh, what a sick burn.
FRANK:
All right,all right, all right.
- Good.
- Yo, wait, yo, yo. We're all adults here.
Let's not make it uncomfortable
if you're gonna be around more.
- Let's have a beer sometime.
- Okay, first of all,
I don't want to go
to have a beer with you.
I don't want to hang out
with you. I don't like you.
I don't like your wife.
I don't like your guys' deal.
I think it sucks
and it's played out.
Hey, if you ever change
your mind, here's my card.
Ah, here we go.
"Tow with Frank."
Where'd you come up
with that name?
- It's very straightforward.
- All right, I'll tell you this.
The design of that card
is pretty cool.
And my favorite part
is right f***ing there.
Oh, God.
BRENDA:
Wow, that is just...No, that's us, Frank.
- You know what?
- I got it. I got it.
goddamn selfies.
- Yeah!
- All right.
All right. Cool.
Bye, Mom.
- Have fun, honey. Okay.
- I will.
Bye, Dad.
Remember... stab, turn, drag.
I don't have the knife, Dad.
Yes, you do.
Check your clutch.
(Kayla groans)
Hey, uh, it's been
a pleasure, sir.
I really, um,
it's... I'm honored.
- (hands clap)
- Oh.
Intense, professional grip.
Cheers.
Take it easy, big guy.
Hey, uh, you guys have
a good night, too, you know.
MARCIE:
Thank you.
See that smirk?
What was up with that smirk?
You are intense.
- HUNTER:
Sam. Hey.- Oh, hey, Mr. Lockwood.
- Hey.
- Nice to meet you.
- Chad, yes, come on, man. Bring it in.
- Yes. Oh.
Good. Yeah.
My hat.
- I want to talk to Sam real quick.
- Yeah. Okay.
Uh, let-let me get
a picture real quick. Chad.
- Oh. Okay.
- Real quick photo. Just so fast.
Just don't even f***
with a filter.
- Just-just plain.
- Okay. Here we go.
- There we go. And there.
- And then you want to get
a quick one of me and Chad
real quick?
- That sounds cool.
- Here you go.
- Okay. - Yep.
- Sammy, here you go, baby.
Real quick.
Just a couple fun ones.
CHAD:
What are we doing?Uh... like this?
- Bros.
- (camera clicks)
HUNTER:
Duck lips.
- (camera clicks)
- And then just kind of a...
Julie?
Can I talk to you a second?
We got to go. I love you.
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