Blockers Page #4
I'd really like to talk to you.
But I really gotta go.
Okay, fine.
Just don't forget your wrap.
It's okay.
- I don't think I need it.
- Are you sure?
Because we live in Chicago,
and it's chilly.
I don't know
about other places,
but it gets cold in Illinois.
It's not that cold tonight,
so I don't
- think I need it, okay?
- Okay, Julie, wait.
So you'll call me when you get
to Austin's after prom, right?
Right.
Okay.
- Okay.
- I love you.
Okay. I-I love you.
Okay!
Whew.
- (engine starts)
- Mm. Okay.
(squealing, shouting)
- (whooping)
- CONNOR:
This is so cool!- (cheering)
- Blow it out!
(whooping)
- CONNOR:
Chad, I, um...- (cell phone dinging)
I saw you do Pippin
last year.
- That was really good. - Oh.
- KAYLA:
Nice. - (Sam chuckling)CONNOR:
Yeah, you're areally good singer, man.
- What are you doing this year?
- Yeah. Um, we're actually
doing Arnold, which is
an all-male version of Annie.
- CONNOR:
Okay.- RUDY:
Caught you drinking.(laughs)
Just kidding, y'all.
I may look like a parent,
but I assure you, I am no narc.
Thank you, sir.
Not done yet. Name's Rudy.
I did not go to my prom.
No, my leg was crushed
by a cement truck,
so I could not dance, but...
So I've made it
my mission in life...
well, my whole career...
to make sure
that little kids like you
have a wonderful night
to remember forever.
So just sit back, relax
and enjoy your prom night.
- (laughter, whooping)
- Okay.
RUDY:
Oh, f***,that was the turn! F***!
MITCHELL:
Hey, Lis?
You got any S.O.S. pads?
I'm soaking those pans,
but you burnt the sh*t
out of that mac and cheese,
and...
sponge just isn't gonna cut it.
Thanks for helping clean up.
Don't mention this one.
I mean, Marcie brought the baby
home early, and...
I got to keep busy.
I got to keep my mind off
of Kayla and "Connor."
That's not the right way
to use those.
'Cause his name
is actually Connor.
So...
It's okay.
- UCLA?
- Uh-huh.
I didn't mean to snoop,
but I'm...
No, no. It's okay.
I mean, I don't think
it's a real thing.
She's not actually gonna go.
I think she just applied
for fun.
She didn't... Why?
Have you heard differently?
I would assume it's to go,
but she very well
could have applied ironically.
You... you know millennials,
right?
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.
- And wherever she goes,
you can have a bunch of time
on your hands.
Can figure out
what you want to do
for the back nine of your life.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
(computer chiming)
I think Julie
left her laptop open.
Julie's doing a lot of texting.
- Mm-hmm.
- Is everything okay?
Maybe we should check to see?
- Peace of mind.
- Yeah.
(chiming continues)
MITCHELL:
What the hell is that?
LISA:
I have no idea.
(toilet flushes)
What are you still doing here?
Hey, your, uh...
your mac and cheese
is messed up.
(computer chiming)
Are you guys snooping
on your kids?
That is not cool.
No, it's not snooping
if the information shows up.
That's exactly
what snooping is.
No, it's like the Patriot Act.
It's...
Well, it's not like
the Patriot Act.
- It's like snooping.
- LISA:
Okay, we don't knowwhat they're talking about,
so...
- What?
- Okay.
Oh, is it like puzzles?
Ooh, ooh! I love puzzles.
Just saw Inferno.
MITCHELL:
Yeah, great.What are they saying?
Okay, so there's something
about an eggplant hand...
- handshake.
- Eggplant agreement.
Yeah. They got an agreement
to make eggplant parmesan.
No, eggplants are d*cks
in teenage emoji language.
- What?
- LISA:
You know what, that's true.Julie told me that...
that the emojis have...
- they all have secret meanings.
- Mm-hmm.
So, like, trees are weed,
and snowflakes are cocaine,
and that thing is "yas queen."
- Yas queen!
- What the hell is that?
- You've never heard of "yas queen"?
- No.
All right, grandpa.
Hold on. Julie is making...
some kind of a dick-related
agreement here.
Kayla is in on the agreement.
- No f***ing way.
- "Okay, clown face."
What the f*** does that mean?
That means she's down to clown.
- LISA:
Okay.- MITCHELL:
Three eggplants?And look at the drool coming
out of that smiley face.
You wish that was drool.
- That's come, my man.
- Stand down.
It is. Look, it's come.
He's like... (moans)
LISA:
This is sexif I've ever seen it
- illustrated in emoji form.
- Oh, no, no, no. Maybe not.
They're best friends.
They're just saying, like,
"You're okay with me.
You're okay to me.
- You're okay to me."
- You say that to your friends?
Whenever I see my friends,
I go,
"Hey, you're okay with me."
- I don't use these.
- HUNTER:
Hold on.Agreement hands,
agreement hands,
agreement hands. This is a...
It's a sex agreement.
- They're making a sex pact.
- (Mitchell stammers)
They're gonna lose
their virginity on prom night.
That cannot be a sex pact.
That? That is friendship.
And that is... that is the bond
of friendship
that can never be broken.
- I mean, maybe. - Yeah.
- (computer chimes)
Oh, look, they wrote
"Sex Pact 2018."
I f***ing knew it!
I love puzzles.
I told you guys.
Have you seen Inferno?
- Lis, have you seen Inferno?
- Call your kid.
Have you guys seen Inferno?
I figured it out in two
seconds. Did you see Inferno?
The guy jumps off the thing
in the beginning.
He's got a virus. Have you seen
Inferno with Tom Hanks?
Okay. Okay, she's not
answering her phone.
Yeah, Kayla isn't, either.
Okay, what the heck
is happening?
She's always been honest
with me.
She's always told me the truth,
and now I'm just swimming
in a pool of lies.
Okay. Here's what's
gonna happen.
She's gonna have sex
with that Austin kid,
and then she's gonna think
that she has
all these feelings, which she
does not actually have,
then she's gonna drive
across country
and follow him
and ruin her f***ing life.
Okay, I think that's
a pretty big
leap to make when you read a...
I have invested
every single piece of my being
into preparing Kayla
for success, and now this?
She is about to have sex with
some dipshit with a "man bun."
You're not using those
in the right way.
Hey, can we all come back
to "planet Earth"?
'Cause this is not a big deal.
They're teenage girls.
They have sex.
Do you, like, freak out when
you see a bee f***ing a flower?
- I'm gonna stop her.
- I'm in.
Let's cock-block
those motherfuckers.
Whoa.
(stammers, makes buzzing sound)
No, sir. Uh-uh.
No, no, no, no.
I promised Sam the greatest
night of her life,
and if you guys f*** up
your daughters' night,
it's gonna f*** up
my daughter's night,
and that sh*t is "not cool."
I don't give a f***
what's cool with you.
Let's go, Mitchell.
I'll drive.
Hey, hey, hey, wait!
No, no, no.
You want to go?
You're gonna have
to go through me.
- (Lisa growls)
- Oh, Jesus.
Okay, you called my bluff.
Wait.
Wait! Hey, hey!
- Get off! Get off of me!
- Hey! Hey!
- Get off!
- It's not cool!
"It's not cool!"
Hey! What's the plan?
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