Blonde and Blonder Page #8

Let's head back to the casino.

You know, I was just trying to show

you a good time.

I can't remember when

I've had more fun.

I had some fun.

You have fun?

Look at the camera, people.

Alright. Let's go over this.

The two blondes were Kit and Cat.

So we can arrest them.

The dark haired girl

shot the actor.

So we can arrest her.

And Wong kidnapped Cat.

Can we arrest him for that?

I'm not sure.

Let's go over it again.

So--

It's cold.

Dee! Oh my God,

you're okay.

God, you really love me.

Mwah!

Oh, Dee.

This is my dream man.

Ken.

Meet Dee.

I'm Ken.

It's interesting to meet you. Both.

I don't understand. Don't

you know who I am?

You can't arrest me.

I'm Hang Wong.

Did he just say he was

hung wrong?

Yeah, he's Wong.

That's why he's getting arrested.

So, you're a Navy Seal, huh?

Uh, was.

Navy Seal doesn't sound very scary.

Maybe Navy Shark or Navy Lion.

That's a good one.

I'll let them know.

Thanks.

But you're my seal, now.

When you save someone's life,

you're responsible for it.

It sounds good to me.

Dawn tells me you're a

talented dancer.

[tisk] Well, I try.

A couple of our dancers are

unable to make it

for next week's performance.

How would you like to be

in the show?

Oh my God,

are you serious?

Oh my-- I'd love to. Only if Dawn

can be in it too.

I think that can

be arranged.

[both yell and laugh]

Oh, my God! We got a job!

Let's arrest them all.

Alright everybody,

gather round, listen up.

Officers, I want you

to arrest these two women.

This is the infamous Cat and her protge.

Oh yeah, I've been following

you for six years.

They're wanted for a string of murders

all across this country.

No, you idiot! It's me!

You've been waiting

six years to capture me.

I'm the one responsible for killing

over 30 people without a trace.

I'm the criminal mastermind!

I did the Lone Shark with a piano wire.

I snapped Louie Rimoli's neck.

I-- I'm responsible for blowing up the

governor's kitchen

with putting the explosives in

his p't that day.

Me! Me! Not these two idiots.

I want my credit,

and I want it now!

She knows about the piano

wire and the p't.

P't?

Arrest that woman!

Finally,

some respect.

Well,

I guess I'm free to go?

Oh, wrong-o wungy.

You've been charged with kidnapping this

innocent young girl.

Cuff 'em!

What? Wait!

Hey! You can't do this to me.

These girls are innocent.

Free to go, ladies.

[both giggle]

Oh, shoot.

I knew it all along. They were

using them as decoys.

Anybody can see that.

So what do we do now?

Spend a million dollars.

Oh my God!

Dream man.

Mmm.

[sighs] Oh, Virgil.

Why were you taking

flying lessons, anyway?

Well, Dawn,

statistically,

um, flying is safer than

driving, I read it.

For you,

definitely.

Hi, guys.

Hey, you all little chitlands. Hi!

(All kids) Hi.

Welcome to Dee and Dawn's

Famous Turtle Sanctuary.

One day we'll have a lot of these turtles.

We're gonna rescue them,

and they'll be able to run free

and have fun.

Um, this is Virgil.

It's Virgil. Yes.

He's my friend.

And Virgil does a lot of

tricks. Right, Dee?

Right. Yeah.

Kind of. There you go.

Come on, Virgil.

Wow, look at him.

Come on, Virgil.

He likes you guys.

We only have one now, but we're gonna

have a lot pretty soon [chuckles]

Now, turtles can teach us a lot.

We already know how to do that.

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