Blonde and Blonder Page #7

A million dollars worth of chips.

My God,

that's great!

I know,

I'm so excited.

That's so cool!

Have fun.

Nice to meet you.

Bye.

Gosh, I hope she's hungry.

Would she like to join us?

Hello, Mr. Wong.

Meow. Hiss.

Shall we, uh,

visit my yacht?

Oh, sure.

I don't know how we're gonna find

them in this madhouse.

Don't worry,

I've got men staked out

on every hot spot in

the strip.

If they're here,

we'll find 'em.

You're damn right.

Son, have you seen these two blondes?

Yeah, they checked in a

couple of hours ago.

Really?

You sure?

(bell boy) Yeah, I wouldn't

forget them,

um, she assaulted me.

You know,

it's nothing.

I just saw one of them, they're in the

hotel if you need them.

All units report to

me right away.

A suspect has been spotted in the hotel.

I repeat. A blonde has been spotted.

Approach with extreme caution.

Show me where.

Are they dangerous?

This looks like trouble.

[hums] I gotta go

find Dee.

Well, she was just here.

Uh, I think I saw the other blonde

with, uh, Mr. Wong.

Mr. Wong?

Yeah, he owns the hotel.

Yes, I know who he is. Where?

I think I saw him go that way.

All units, we're heading for the

front of the casino.

There goes that job.

God! You're that guy in

the commercial.

My friend loves you!

I knew it.

Hey, you!

Stop! Police!

What? What?!

You're coming with me. Come here.

Dawn really loves him, I gotta

get his autograph.

This way!

Show time.

Oh, excuse me.

[whispers] Oh my God!

It's you.

Yeah.

You're the love of my life.

That's very sweet-- Wait a second.

Dead and Deader.

Yes, I was an extra.

Yeah, I looked for you after my close up.

I couldn't find you.

You did?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm trying to find my friend.

She's in trouble.

Did you see her?

The cops chased her through that door.

She did? Okay.

Is there anything--?

Yeah, can you hold this for me?

Yeah, sure.

there's a million dollars in

there, so be careful.

These shoes are really

uncomfortable to run in.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

[noisy kiss]

I love you.

Thank you.

Yeah. Uh,

what's your name?

Dee! I mean, Dawn.

I'm looking for Dee.

Bye!

An autograph,

please.

Uh, yeah. Right.

Come on. Go.

Oh!

Oh God!

Where does this elevator go?

It only goes down.

We'll take the stairs.

Um, put that in my room.

Ladies, I love you. I love you.

I love you.

(All) No, don't go!

Why are the police after you?

I don't know if they're

the police.

Many people are trying

to kill me.

They can be killers in disguise.

If they're cops, they can

talk to my lawyer.

All units. I'm in pursuit of a blonde

and an unidentified male.

I want all air, land and sea

assets on standby.

Have my helicopter pick me up

at the west parking lot.

Come on.

Everyone! We're in the wharf.

[bangs] Open up!

Get me a helicopter.

Right away!

Go! Go!

(Dee) Oh, Jesus,

Where are

We're taking a little trip.

I didn't pack.

You won't need anything.

We going to Tahiti?

Six feet under.

Australia? I've never been there.

Shut up,

Shut up!

If you talk to me like that I'm not

going anywhere.

You won't have a choice

in the matter.

Is that real?

What?

Is that real?

Yes! With real bullets. Now move!

All right!

Okay. Action. Go.

Rolling?

It's been one year of planning and it

all comes down to this.

Okay, no smiling,

more serious. Okay?

I'm being serious.

I know, but don't smile, eh.

It's been one year of planning

and it all comes down

to this moment.

I plan to sneak over--

Help! Help!

I must find the yacht. My friend's

been kidnapped.

How do I get to that yacht?

The fastest way is probably

right there.

That boat there?

Yeah, we're making web history--

Do you mind?

This is serious.

We're filming Crime of Mr. Wong.

I will sneak over that yacht, I'll climb

aboard and blend in.

Oh, what-- what's she--

Hey, no!

She's kinda hot.

No, wait!

[both yell] Hey! Hey!

[both yell] Hey!

I'm sorry. I have to save my friend.

I'll bring her back, I promise!

Keep it rolling.

Trim down on the motor

or you'll drop the bow.

Come on.

Oh.

It's-- Viagra!

What?

I know what that is.

What?

You think you'll use that

artificial stuff on me,

you might as well shoot me now.

I'm not gonna ride your dinghy.

What?

It's Viagara.

It's my uncle's name.

It's named after him.

I'm not gonna ride your dinghy when

you made a promise to [indistinct]

You shut your mouth, I promise

I won't kill you.

Go, Go. Go.

Call my lawyer.

Where is she going?

Back to the casino, we're

sending a helicopter.

Go! We're heading

down stream to the haven.

Move. Move. Move.

Hey! Dawn! Dee!

I mean, Dawn!

Let me take the wheel.

Keys.

Easy Ma'am.

I just clean 'em.

The keys!

She's all yours.

Untie us.

Bon voyage!

There it is.

That's Wong's boat.

You're crazy.

Take a seat, sweetheart.

It's show time!

Let's move it. Come on,

get the lead out.

There she is. She's got

a goon with her.

That b*tch! She thinks she's gonna

waste Wong before I do.

Should I kill her first?

Let me do it.

And you can take your time with Wong.

You've already had your kill today.

I want to do it.

Who the hell are they?

I don't know.

But it looks like they're chasing,

that boat!

This is Agent Gardenia.

I want all available river patrol craft

to intercept Hang Wong's speedboat

called the Viagara.

(Gardenia) We're headed downriver

from River Rock Casino.

Ha, ha. I love this. Like Nam.

Woo-hoo!

What are you gonna do when

we catch them?

I don't know.

Maybe you should tell me what's going on.

I don't know. Some rich guy gave us

a bunch of money

to go to Niagara and

take Mr. Wong out.

What? Take Wong out?

Yeah, just take him out to have

a good time.

Whose following us?

They're shooting at us.

Get down!

What the hell?

Hey, take a position.

Oh! That's my friend Dawn.

Hey, do you know

how to swim?

I was in a hot tub once.

Then maybe you'd better

shut up!

Don't shoot Dawn!

Hey, it's the blonde.

One of them. Wong must be on to them.

He's got the other blonde.

There should be a flare gun.

Intercept the speedboat

with two dark haired women in

it. They're armed.

I got it.

Okay.

Oh my God!

All units. All units.

Gunfire. Gunfire.

They shot my dream guy!

Buzz the one with a weapon.

Come on!

(All) Whoa!

Drop your weapons, ladies.

We have you covered. Give it up, now!

God I hope this works.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

Let's go to Wong's boat.

Can you say something, please?

Patch me into the P.A.

Stop that boat now. Lie it down. Stop.

Don't make us fire on you.

This is Agent Gardenia, Wong.

Give it up. Drop your weapons and

prepare to be boarded.

And with what am I charged?

Oh, where do I start, Wong?

And be warned, that blonde that you're

holding might be the infamous Cat.

Yes, she says she was gonna

take me out.

[sighs] All units.

All units.

Take everybody into custody,

we'll sort it out back at the River

Rock Casino. Out.

I can't wait to see this report.

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