Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #14
TOTALLY.
BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?
TOTALLY.
BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?
THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...
BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?
THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...
MM-HMM?
THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...
MM-HMM?
...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES
MM-HMM?
A TAD.
A TAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
A TAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
I SMELL YOU.
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
I SMELL YOU.
TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.
I SMELL YOU.
TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.
RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.
TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.
RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU
RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU
BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE
ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU
BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE
REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.
BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE
REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.
OH, OH, OKAY.
REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.
OH, OH, OKAY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
OH, OH, OKAY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR
YOU, MASSA?
UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR
YOU, MASSA?
YOU, MASSA?
JUST GET THE BEER.
NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE --
JUST GET THE BEER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
JUST GET THE BEER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING
[ SIGHS ]
YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING
SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING
SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
RAD TAD.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
RAD TAD.
OW!
RAD TAD.
OW!
YEAH!
OW!
YEAH!
TAD.
YEAH!
TAD.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
TAD.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I SHALL NOT WANT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ GASPS ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
[ THUD ]
[ MOANING ]
[ Echoing ] "I AM THE ONE.
I DIED.
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"
I DIED.
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"
I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO
AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"
I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO
HADES AND DEATH!"
I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO
HADES AND DEATH!"
HADES AND DEATH!"
I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I
GROW UP.
GROW UP.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO
THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO
BE!
THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO
BE!
OH!
BE!
OH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
OH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
YOU'RE A GIRL!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
YOU'RE A GIRL!
NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU'RE A GIRL!
NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU'RE A GIRL.
NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU'RE A GIRL.
NO!
YOU'RE A GIRL.
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
NO!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
UGH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
UGH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
UGH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ MOANING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ MOANING ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ MOANING ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ MUSIC FADES ]
SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES
TO GO, 13 DOWN.
SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES
TO GO, 13 DOWN.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS
TO GO, 13 DOWN.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS
LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE
NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS
LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.
LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.
NO WAY.
CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.
NO WAY.
WAY.
NO WAY.
WAY.
SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU
WAY.
PLAY, AGAIN?
SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU
PLAY, AGAIN?
QUARTERBACK.
PLAY, AGAIN?
QUARTERBACK.
THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.
QUARTERBACK.
THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.
WHATEVER.
THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.
WHATEVER.
[ SCOFFS ]
WHATEVER.
[ SCOFFS ]
LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO
[ SCOFFS ]
LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO
DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP
LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO
DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP
SOME BREWSKIES.
DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP
SOME BREWSKIES.
HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?
SOME BREWSKIES.
HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?
HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?
LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME.
LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME.
WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY
WINE COOLERS?
WINE COOLERS?
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL
WINE COOLERS?
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL
WITH WINE COOLERS.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL
WITH WINE COOLERS.
WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING
WITH WINE COOLERS.
WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING
SOMETHING.
WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING
SOMETHING.
YEAH?
SOMETHING.
YEAH?
JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI YEAH?
JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI AT MIDNIGHT.
JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI AT MIDNIGHT.
I'LL BE THERE.
AT MIDNIGHT.
I'LL BE THERE.
BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...
I'LL BE THERE.
BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...
BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...
DRINK.
I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I
DRINK.
SO DO I.
DRINK.
SO DO I.
I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT...
SO DO I.
SILLY.
I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT...
SILLY.
IT'S BRITTANY.
SILLY.
IT'S BRITTANY.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
TAD?
HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS.
WHAT'S UP?
HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP?
MISSING ZEKE.
MISSING ZEKE.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
MISSING ZEKE.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
STILL?
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
STILL?
"STILL"?
STILL?
"STILL"?
TAD?
"STILL"?
TAD?
I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
TAD?
I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...
I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...
HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL
BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...
HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL
STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH,
HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL
STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH,
MATCHES.
MATCHES.
MATCHES?
MATCHES.
MATCHES?
[ CHUCKLES ]
MATCHES?
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,
DON'T WE?
WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,
DON'T WE?
HMM.
DON'T WE?
HMM.
I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
HMM.
I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.
I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.
HMM.
I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.
HMM.
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.
HMM.
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.
OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?
OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?
WILL DO.
OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?
WILL DO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WILL DO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLING ]
BROTHER ZEKE.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
BROTHER ZEKE.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
BROTHER ZEKE.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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