Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #14

TOTALLY.

BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?

TOTALLY.

BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?

THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...

BUT WHAT'S THE BEER FOR?

THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...

MM-HMM?

THE BEER, MY GOOD MAN...

MM-HMM?

...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES

MM-HMM?

...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES

A TAD.

...IS TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES

A TAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

A TAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

I SMELL YOU.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

I SMELL YOU.

TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.

I SMELL YOU.

TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.

RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.

TO LOOSEN UP THE LADIES.

RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU

RIGHT. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU

BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE

ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU

BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE

REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.

BETTER TAKE OFF BEFORE ANYONE

REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.

OH, OH, OKAY.

REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.

OH, OH, OKAY.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

OH, OH, OKAY.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR

YOU, MASSA?

UH, ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR

YOU, MASSA?

NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE --

YOU, MASSA?

NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE --

JUST GET THE BEER.

NO, JUST -- JUST GET THE --

JUST GET THE BEER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

JUST GET THE BEER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING

SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

YEAH, I DEFINITELY AM GROWING

SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME

SOMETHING DOWN HERE.

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME

RAD TAD.

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME

RAD TAD.

OW!

RAD TAD.

OW!

YEAH!

OW!

YEAH!

TAD.

YEAH!

TAD.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

TAD.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I AM HE LORD'S SHEPHERD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I SHALL NOT WANT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

I SHALL NOT WANT!

[ GASPS ]

[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]

[ THUD ]

[ MOANING ]

[ Echoing ] "I AM THE ONE.

I DIED.

AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"

I DIED.

AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"

I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO

AND BEHOLD, I AM ALIVE FOREVER!"

I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO

HADES AND DEATH!"

I AM THE KEEPER OF THE KEY TO

HADES AND DEATH!"

I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I

HADES AND DEATH!"

I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I

GROW UP.

I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I

GROW UP.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

YOU'LL NEVER BE A PRIEST.

YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE

THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO

YOU'LL BE A GIRL, JUST LIKE

THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO

BE!

THAT...OF A MOTHER WANTED YOU TO

BE!

OH!

BE!

OH!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

OH!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

YOU'RE A GIRL!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

YOU'RE A GIRL!

NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

YOU'RE A GIRL!

NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

YOU'RE A GIRL.

NO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

YOU'RE A GIRL.

NO!

YOU'RE A GIRL.

NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

NO!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

UGH!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

UGH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

UGH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ MOANING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ MOANING ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ MOANING ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES

[ MUSIC FADES ]

SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES

TO GO, 13 DOWN.

SO, THERE WE ARE, 3 MINUTES

TO GO, 13 DOWN.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS

TO GO, 13 DOWN.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS

LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE

NEEDLESS TO SAY, TWO TOUCHDOWNS

LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE

CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.

LATER, I'M HOLD THE STATE

CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.

NO WAY.

CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.

NO WAY.

WAY.

NO WAY.

WAY.

SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU

WAY.

SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU

PLAY, AGAIN?

SO, WHAT POSITION DO YOU

PLAY, AGAIN?

QUARTERBACK.

PLAY, AGAIN?

QUARTERBACK.

THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.

QUARTERBACK.

THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.

WHATEVER.

THAT'S, LIKE, THE BEST ONE.

WHATEVER.

[ SCOFFS ]

WHATEVER.

[ SCOFFS ]

LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO

[ SCOFFS ]

LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO

DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP

LISTEN, I GOT BROTHER ZEKE TO GO

DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP

SOME BREWSKIES.

DOWN TO THE STORE AND PICK US UP

SOME BREWSKIES.

HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?

SOME BREWSKIES.

HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?

LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME.

HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?

LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME.

WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY

LEAVE THE DETAILS TO ME.

WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY

WINE COOLERS?

WELL, IS HE GONNA GET ANY

WINE COOLERS?

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL

WINE COOLERS?

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL

WITH WINE COOLERS.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COOL

WITH WINE COOLERS.

WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING

WITH WINE COOLERS.

WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING

SOMETHING.

WELL, YOU'LL BE DRINKING

SOMETHING.

YEAH?

SOMETHING.

YEAH?

JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI YEAH?

JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI AT MIDNIGHT.

JUST MEET ME AT THE FIRE PI AT MIDNIGHT.

I'LL BE THERE.

AT MIDNIGHT.

I'LL BE THERE.

BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...

I'LL BE THERE.

BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...

I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I

BUT I GOT TO WARN YOU...

I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I

DRINK.

I GET A LITTLE SILLY WHEN I

DRINK.

SO DO I.

DRINK.

SO DO I.

I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT...

SO DO I.

I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT...

SILLY.

I'LL SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT...

SILLY.

IT'S BRITTANY.

SILLY.

IT'S BRITTANY.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

TAD?

HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS.

WHAT'S UP?

HEY! FATHER CUMMINGS.

WHAT'S UP?

UH, WELL, TAD, WE SEEM TO BE

WHAT'S UP?

UH, WELL, TAD, WE SEEM TO BE

MISSING ZEKE.

UH, WELL, TAD, WE SEEM TO BE

MISSING ZEKE.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

MISSING ZEKE.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

STILL?

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

STILL?

"STILL"?

STILL?

"STILL"?

TAD?

"STILL"?

TAD?

I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

TAD?

I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...

I -- I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...

HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL

BROTHER ZEKE HAD TO, UH...

HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL

STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH,

HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE GENERAL

STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH,

MATCHES.

STORE AND PICK UP SOME, UH,

MATCHES.

MATCHES?

MATCHES.

MATCHES?

[ CHUCKLES ]

MATCHES?

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,

DON'T WE?

WE -- WE HAVE LOTS OF MATCHES,

DON'T WE?

HMM.

DON'T WE?

HMM.

I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

HMM.

I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.

I DON'T, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.

HMM.

I -- THAT'S JUST WHAT HE SAID.

HMM.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.

HMM.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.

DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, TAD.

DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE

OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?

DO US A FAVOR AND KEEP AN EYE

OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?

WILL DO.

OUT FOR HIM, ALL RIGHT?

WILL DO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WILL DO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLING ]

BROTHER ZEKE.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

BROTHER ZEKE.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

BROTHER ZEKE.

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