Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #13

SWEAR.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SWEAR.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE

SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE

SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH.

OH, I'M SORRY.

SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH.

OH, I'M SORRY.

MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY

OH, I'M SORRY.

MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY

WITH BLACK BOYS.

MY DADDY DOESN'T LET ME PLAY

WITH BLACK BOYS.

SEE YA.

WITH BLACK BOYS.

SEE YA.

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

SEE YA.

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE...IT.

YOU GIRLS LOOKING FOR A THIRD?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE...IT.

[ LAUGHING ]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE...IT.

[ LAUGHING ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHING ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ SIGHS ]

SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE

BIBLE ALL THE TIME.

SO, VANCE, SEE YOU READING THE

BIBLE ALL THE TIME.

YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOU BIBLE ALL THE TIME.

YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOU CHRISTIAN.

YOU MUST BE A PRETTY STOU CHRISTIAN.

YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST TRYING

CHRISTIAN.

YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST TRYING

TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT.

YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST TRYING

TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT.

LOOPHOLES?

TO FIND SOME LOOPHOLES IN IT.

LOOPHOLES?

WHAT'S THAT?

LOOPHOLES?

WHAT'S THAT?

UH, YOU KNOW, DIFFEREN WHAT'S THAT?

UH, YOU KNOW, DIFFEREN THINGS.

UH, YOU KNOW, DIFFEREN THINGS.

LIKE WHAT?

THINGS.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

YEAH?

LIKE, RIGHT NOW?

YEAH?

UM...

YEAH?

UM...

RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH...

UM...

RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH...

JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE

RIGHT NOW, I'M, UH...

JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE

WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY.

JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE

WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY.

SALAMI?

WHOLE BIG DEAL WAS WITH SODOMY.

SALAMI?

SODOMY.

SALAMI?

SODOMY.

WHAT'S SODOMY?

SODOMY.

WHAT'S SODOMY?

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAT'S SODOMY?

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ Voice cracking ] SO...

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ Voice cracking ] SO...

[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY...

[ Voice cracking ] SO...

[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY...

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

[ Normal voice ] BRITTANY...

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

[ Chuckling ] OH, GOD'S THE

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

[ Chuckling ] OH, GOD'S THE

ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE.

[ Chuckling ] OH, GOD'S THE

ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE.

WHY? DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?

ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE.

WHY? DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?

NO.

WHY? DID TAD SAY SOMETHING?

NO.

[ SIGHS ]

NO.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SCOFFS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

JESUS LOVES ME:

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT I KNOW:

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT I KNOW:

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THAT I KNOW:

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ Sighing ] AH.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ Sighing ] AH.

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ Sighing ] AH.

[ MUSIC FADES ]

THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME

[ MUSIC FADES ]

THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME

JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND.

THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME

JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND.

OOH, DON'T I KNOW IT!

JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND.

OOH, DON'T I KNOW IT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH, DON'T I KNOW IT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK

BRITTANY'S EASY?

SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK

BRITTANY'S EASY?

GOD, I HOPE.

BRITTANY'S EASY?

GOD, I HOPE.

I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A

GOD, I HOPE.

I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A

VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN.

I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK, TAD, SHE'S A

VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN.

I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING,

VERY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN.

I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING,

MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK I I KNOW, BUT I WAS THINKING,

MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK I WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A

MAYBE I COULD MAKE HER THINK I WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A

CHRISTIAN, TOO.

WAS OKAY BECAUSE I'M A

CHRISTIAN, TOO.

THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT,

CHRISTIAN, TOO.

THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT,

RIGHT?

THE LORD'S COOL WITH THAT,

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD BE

RIGHT?

I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD BE

TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF

I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD BE

TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF

STUFF.

TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF

STUFF.

I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS

STUFF.

I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS

CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR...

I MEAN, IF FATHER CUMMINGS

CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR...

LITERALLY.

CATCHES US, HE'LL HAVE OUR...

LITERALLY.

YOU'RE NOT A FATHER,

LITERALLY.

YOU'RE NOT A FATHER,

BROTHER ZEKE.

YOU'RE NOT A FATHER,

BROTHER ZEKE.

COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

BROTHER ZEKE.

COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH

COME ON, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME

THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH

MILLIE, HUH?

THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH

MILLIE, HUH?

OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK

MILLIE, HUH?

OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK

JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?

OR MAYBE THAT LITTLE FREAK

JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?

COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!

JENNIFER JUST ONCE THIS WEEKEND?

COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!

IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND.

COME ON, JUST ONE TIME!

IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND.

NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OU IT'S THE PERFECT WEEKEND.

NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OU ABOUT IT.

NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA FIND OU ABOUT IT.

IT WOULD BE NICE.

ABOUT IT.

IT WOULD BE NICE.

...RIGHT, IT WOULD.

IT WOULD BE NICE.

...RIGHT, IT WOULD.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

...RIGHT, IT WOULD.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

YOU MEAN, YOU GOT NOTHING?

SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

YOU MEAN, YOU GOT NOTHING?

NO, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING

YOU MEAN, YOU GOT NOTHING?

NO, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING

YOU.

NO, THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING

YOU.

[ SCOFFS ]

YOU.

[ SCOFFS ]

LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO.

[ SCOFFS ]

LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO.

I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN.

LOOK, MAN [SCOFFS] HERE WE GO.

I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN.

I'LL RUN BACK TO THE

I'LL GO BACK TO THE VAN.

I'LL RUN BACK TO THE

CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP

I'LL RUN BACK TO THE

CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP

SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS.

CRACKER SHACK, AND I'LL PICK UP

SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS.

RUBBERS?

SOME BEER AND SOME RUBBERS.

RUBBERS?

WHAT? WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?

RUBBERS?

WHAT? WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAT? WHAT AM I, A HOMOSEXUAL?

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH

[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH

BRITTANY?

I'M GONNA HAVE BUTT SEX WITH

BRITTANY?

I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?

BRITTANY?

I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?

I'M GONNA GET A.I.D.S.?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?

DUDE, YOU ARE A...FOOL, MAN.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?

DUDE, YOU ARE A...FOOL, MAN.

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A

DUDE, YOU ARE A...FOOL, MAN.

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A

COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A

COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN

SKANKS!

COUPLE OF KNOCKED-UP CHRISTIAN

SKANKS!

[ Chuckling ] OH.

SKANKS!

[ Chuckling ] OH.

OKAY, TOTALLY.

[ Chuckling ] OH.

OKAY, TOTALLY.

TOTALLY.

OKAY, TOTALLY.

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