Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #12

THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.

AND QUIT WASTING PEANUTS.

THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.

AND QUIT WASTING PEANUTS.

[ LAUGHING ]

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT I KNOW:

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

THAT I KNOW:

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

PRAYERS:

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

PRAYERS:

[ Laughing ] THEN WE KNOW

PRAYERS:

[ Laughing ] THEN WE KNOW

THAT JESUS CARES

[ Laughing ] THEN WE KNOW

THAT JESUS CARES

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT JESUS CARES

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT I KNOW:

JESUS LOVES ME:

THAT I KNOW:

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

THAT I KNOW:

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

PRAYERS:

IF WE'RE GOOD AND SAY OUR

PRAYERS:

THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES.

PRAYERS:

THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES.

JESUS LOVES YOU.

THEN WE KNOW THAT JESUS CARES.

JESUS LOVES YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

JESUS LOVES YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

[ LAUGHING ]

I LOVE YOU.

[ LAUGHING ]

I LOVE YOU:

[ LAUGHING ]

I LOVE YOU:

JESUS LOVES ME:

I LOVE YOU:

JESUS LOVES ME:

[ Laughing ] WE ARE A HAPPY

JESUS LOVES ME:

[ Laughing ] WE ARE A HAPPY

FAMILY:

[ Laughing ] WE ARE A HAPPY

FAMILY:

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

FAMILY:

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC FADES ]

[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

OH, MILLIE, UM, I-I HAD A

QUESTION.

OH, MILLIE, UM, I-I HAD A

QUESTION.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD

QUESTION.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD

JUST...

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD

JUST...

[ PATS SEAT ]

JUST...

[ PATS SEAT ]

UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE.

[ PATS SEAT ]

UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE.

[ SIGHS ]

UM, JUST FOR A MINUTE.

[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, UM, I WAS CONCERNED

[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, UM, I WAS CONCERNED

ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS.

LOOK, UM, I WAS CONCERNED

ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS.

[ SIGHS ]

ABOUT JENNIFER AND HER BELIEFS.

[ SIGHS ]

WE ALL ARE.

[ SIGHS ]

WE ALL ARE.

IS IT TRUE THAT, UH, SHE'S A,

WE ALL ARE.

IS IT TRUE THAT, UH, SHE'S A,

UM -- HERE ON COURT ORDER?

IS IT TRUE THAT, UH, SHE'S A,

UM -- HERE ON COURT ORDER?

[ SCOFFS ]

UM -- HERE ON COURT ORDER?

[ SCOFFS ]

NOT NOW, VANCE.

[ SCOFFS ]

NOT NOW, VANCE.

UM, BUT TAD SAID THAT SHE

NOT NOW, VANCE.

UM, BUT TAD SAID THAT SHE

WAS, AND...I...

I....AM A...

STRAIGHT MAN...

WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES.

STRAIGHT MAN...

WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES.

WHAT YOU DOING?

WITH NO HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES.

WHAT YOU DOING?

OH. HEY.

WHAT YOU DOING?

OH. HEY.

HEY.

OH. HEY.

HEY.

[ PANTING ]

HEY.

[ PANTING ]

CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK

[ PANTING ]

CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK

WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID.

CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BUNK

WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID.

I HATE FAT PEOPLE.

WITH THAT LITTLE FAT KID.

I HATE FAT PEOPLE.

TOTALLY.

I HATE FAT PEOPLE.

TOTALLY.

THEY SMELL.

TOTALLY.

THEY SMELL.

I DON'T KNOW,

THEY SMELL.

I DON'T KNOW,

FATHER CUMMINGS.

I DON'T KNOW,

FATHER CUMMINGS.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK

FATHER CUMMINGS.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK

WITHOUT MY COOKIES.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DRINK MILK

WITHOUT MY COOKIES.

DO I REALLY HAVE TO?

WITHOUT MY COOKIES.

DO I REALLY HAVE TO?

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE

DO I REALLY HAVE TO?

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE

TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD,

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE

TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD,

YOU DO, TIMMY.

TO THROW THE FOOTBALL LIKE TAD,

YOU DO, TIMMY.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU DO, TIMMY.

[ SIGHS ]

I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD.

[ SIGHS ]

I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD.

SO DO I, TIMMY.

I WISH I WAS BIG LIKE TAD.

SO DO I, TIMMY.

SO DO I.

SO DO I, TIMMY.

SO DO I.

UH...

SO DO I.

UH...

SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.

UH...

SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.

YOU KNOW THAT?

SO, YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.

YOU KNOW THAT?

THAT'S JUST WHAT MY DAD SAID.

YOU KNOW THAT?

THAT'S JUST WHAT MY DAD SAID.

I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE

THAT'S JUST WHAT MY DAD SAID.

I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE

BEEN ACTING, MILLIE.

I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I'VE

BEEN ACTING, MILLIE.

I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED

BEEN ACTING, MILLIE.

I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED

ABOUT SOME THINGS.

I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN CONFUSED

ABOUT SOME THINGS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ABOUT SOME THINGS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU

HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH,

IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU

HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH,

JENNIFER.

HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH,

JENNIFER.

IT'S ONLY NATURAL.

JENNIFER.

IT'S ONLY NATURAL.

I JUST FIND IT HARD TO

IT'S ONLY NATURAL.

I JUST FIND IT HARD TO

BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE

I JUST FIND IT HARD TO

BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE

ONLY ANSWER.

BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS THE

ONLY ANSWER.

WELL...

ONLY ANSWER.

WELL...

YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE KIND OF

WELL...

YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE KIND OF

PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A

YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE KIND OF

PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A

HORSE FACE.

PRETTY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A

HORSE FACE.

BUT I HAVE PERKY B*OBS.

HORSE FACE.

BUT I HAVE PERKY B*OBS.

YOU DO SEE MY POINT, THOUGH,

BUT I HAVE PERKY B*OBS.

YOU DO SEE MY POINT, THOUGH,

DON'T YOU, MILLIE?

YOU DO SEE MY POINT, THOUGH,

DON'T YOU, MILLIE?

I DO.

DON'T YOU, MILLIE?

I DO.

I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER,

I DO.

I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER,

BUT --

I SEE YOUR POINT, JENNIFER,

BUT --

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

BUT --

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY

PINK, FUZZY ONE?

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY

PINK, FUZZY ONE?

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

PINK, FUZZY ONE?

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, YEAH.

OH. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, YEAH.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN

YEAH, YEAH.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN

AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH,

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN

AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH,

MAYBE LATER, HUH?

AND GROW ONE OUT, BUT, UH,

MAYBE LATER, HUH?

COOL.

MAYBE LATER, HUH?

COOL.

OKAY.

COOL.

OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY.

BYE.

OKAY.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BYE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HE IS SO INTO ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HE IS SO INTO ME.

AND THEN HE DIES.

HE IS SO INTO ME.

AND THEN HE DIES.

DOES HE GO TO HELL?

AND THEN HE DIES.

DOES HE GO TO HELL?

I DON'T KNOW, JENNIFER.

DOES HE GO TO HELL?

I DON'T KNOW, JENNIFER.

I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO

I DON'T KNOW, JENNIFER.

I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO

SACRIFICE ISAAC?

I MEAN, WHY DID ABRAHAM HAVE TO

SACRIFICE ISAAC?

WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE

SACRIFICE ISAAC?

WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE

CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?

WHY DID JESUS HAVE TO BE

CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?

[ High-pitched voice ] OH,

CRUCIFIED BY HIS PEOPLE?

[ High-pitched voice ] OH,

BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

[ High-pitched voice ] OH,

BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

[ Normal voice ] I KNOW.

BRITTANY, YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

[ Normal voice ] I KNOW.

[ CHUCKLES

[ Normal voice ] I KNOW.

[ CHUCKLES

BEAUTIFUL DAY.

[ CHUCKLES

BEAUTIFUL DAY.

[ GASPS ] OH.

BEAUTIFUL DAY.

[ GASPS ] OH.

I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I

[ GASPS ] OH.

I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I

SWEAR.

I WASN'T PLAYING WITH MYSELF, I

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