Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #11
THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE.
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE?
THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE.
[ Crying ] NO, IT ISN'T.
THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE.
[ Crying ] NO, IT ISN'T.
BABY, COME OVER HERE
[ Crying ] NO, IT ISN'T.
BABY, COME OVER HERE
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE
BABY, COME OVER HERE
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE
DORK:
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THE
DORK:
I'LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU GO DORK
I'LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU GO AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME
I'LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU GO AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU SOME
MORE:
MORE:
MORE:
NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US
I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY
WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
GET UP, GET UP
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
YOU KNOW, UH, YOU REALLY
OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A
FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE.
OUGHT TO CONSIDER BECOMING A
FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE.
FATHER SOMEDAY, BROTHER ZEKE.
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH-HUH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?
[ SIGHS ]
WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING?
[ SIGHS ]
COOL.
[ SIGHS ]
COOL.
[ SIGHS ]
COOL.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT THIS SCENERY.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT THIS SCENERY.
Whew.
LOOK AT THIS SCENERY.
Whew.
ONLY GOD COULD HAVE CREATED
Whew.
SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS.
SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS.
AMEN.
[ MUSIC FADES ]
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
TRUST EXERCISES?
SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
TRUST EXERCISES?
[ Chuckling ] NO.
TRUST EXERCISES?
[ Chuckling ] NO.
I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A,
[ Chuckling ] NO.
I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A,
UH, NATURE WALK PLANNED.
I GUESS FATHER CUMMINGS HAS A,
[ Sarcastically ] RAD.
[ Sarcastically ] RAD.
DON'T WORRY.
[ Sarcastically ] RAD.
DON'T WORRY.
DON'T WORRY.
YOU COULD, UH, ALWAYS PAIR UP
WITH ME.
WITH ME.
COOL.
WITH ME.
COOL.
I'D LIKE THAT.
COOL.
I'D LIKE THAT.
SO, I GUESS...
I'D LIKE THAT.
SO, I GUESS...
YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD
SO, I GUESS...
YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD
TIME UP HERE.
YOU'RE NOT REALLY HAVING A GOOD
TIME UP HERE.
IT'S NOT THAT.
TIME UP HERE.
IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST...
IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST...
FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO
IT'S JUST...
FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO
FOR A PLACE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL
LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?
BE FOR EVERYONE, KIND OF FEEL
LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?
YOU SHOULDN'T.
LIKE A LONER, YOU KNOW?
YOU SHOULDN'T.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
YOU SHOULDN'T.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
NO. IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
NO. IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED.
THANKS, THOUGH.
NO. IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED.
THANKS, THOUGH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, THOUGH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
2...
[ CHUCKLES ]
2...
AND...
2...
AND...
...AND 3...
AND...
...AND 3...
...THEY...
...AND 3...
...THEY...
...AND JESUS --
...THEY...
...AND JESUS --
OOH! AND 4...
...AND JESUS --
OOH! AND 4...
AND 5...
OOH! AND 4...
AND 5...
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
AND 5...
...AND 9...
...AND 9...
AND 10.
...AND 9...
AND 10.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
AND 10.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHAT THE HECK?
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHAT THE HECK?
STOP IT!
WHAT THE HECK?
STOP IT!
UGH.
STOP IT!
UGH.
PERVERT.
UGH.
PERVERT.
OH. UH...
PERVERT.
OH. UH...
OOH!
OH. UH...
OOH!
AND JESUS...
OOH!
AND JESUS...
AND 2...
AND JESUS...
AND 2...
UH, UH, UH, UH...
AND 2...
UH, UH, UH, UH...
UH, BAMBI.
UH, UH, UH, UH...
UH, BAMBI.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH, BAMBI.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
AND OF THE SON, AND OF THE
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER,
HOLY SPIRIT.
HOLY SPIRIT.
OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH
HOLY SPIRIT.
OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH
A BAD GIRL.
OH, JESUS, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH
A BAD GIRL.
[ CRYING ]
A BAD GIRL.
[ CRYING ]
BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M
[ CRYING ]
BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M
BUT I PROMISE, AFTER TODAY, I'M
PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER.
PROMISE, I'M GONNA DO BETTER.
I'M GONNA GET ALL THOSE
SINNERS -- ALL OF THEM -- I
SINNERS -- ALL OF THEM -- I
PROMISE.
PROMISE.
PROMISE.
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
LOVE THEM.
LOVE THEM.
AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE
LOVE THEM.
AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE
AND REALLY, I SWEAR, THEY'RE
THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS
GONNA KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS
MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!
THEM, BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM AS
MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I LOVE YOU.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, JESUS.
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, JESUS.
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, JESUS.
I LOVE YOU.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I LOVE YOU.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ WAILS ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ WAILS ]
[ MUSIC FADES ]
[ WAILS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
FROZEN TIME, FROZEN...
I WONDER HOW THOSE DUMB...
CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING.
CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING.
AW...THEY'RE DOING NOTHING
CAMPING PREACHERS ARE DOING.
AW...THEY'RE DOING NOTHING
DYING, IF SISTER MARY CHOPPER
AW...THEY'RE DOING NOTHING
DECIDES TO MAKE AN ENCORE.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ CHALK SCREECHING ON BOARD ]
OH!
OH!
AAH!
AAH!
...DWAYNE!
...DWAYNE!
AAH!
AAH!
OH! AAH!
OH! AAH!
COME ON, COME ON.
OH! AAH!
COME ON, COME ON.
OH. OH. OH.
COME ON, COME ON.
OH. OH. OH.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH. OH. OH.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH!
G-GLO-- GLO--
OH!
G-GLO-- GLO--
OH...NO.
G-GLO-- GLO--
OH...NO.
YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP.
OH...NO.
YOU AIN'T GOING TO THAT CAMP.
YOU HEAR ME?
YOU HEAR ME?
WE WARNED THEM.
YOU HEAR ME?
WE WARNED THEM.
WE DID OUR BEST.
WE WARNED THEM.
WE DID OUR BEST.
THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.
WE DID OUR BEST.
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