Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #10
ON THIS ONE.
YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?
ON THIS ONE.
YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?
WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?
Together:
THEY GO TO HELL!ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Together:
THEY GO TO HELL![ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,
THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,
BROTHER ZEKE?
THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,
BROTHER ZEKE?
GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.
BROTHER ZEKE?
GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.
EXCELLENT.
GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.
EXCELLENT.
WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED
EXCELLENT.
WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED
FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?
WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED
FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?
WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN
FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?
WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN
HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?
WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN
HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?
NEXT.
HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?
NEXT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
NEXT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --
ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO
OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --
ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING
ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING
JESUS?
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING
JESUS?
LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO
JESUS?
LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO
DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO
DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.
DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.
UH, BRITTANY!
YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.
UH, BRITTANY!
UH...THE, UM...
UH, BRITTANY!
UH...THE, UM...
YEAH, THE --
UH...THE, UM...
YEAH, THE --
THE -- THE --
YEAH, THE --
THE -- THE --
YOU KNOW...
THE -- THE --
YOU KNOW...
RIGHT, THE...
YOU KNOW...
RIGHT, THE...
YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...
RIGHT, THE...
YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...
YEAH.
YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...
YEAH.
UM...
YEAH.
UM...
GET -- YEAH. YEAH.
UM...
GET -- YEAH. YEAH.
THE JEWS!
GET -- YEAH. YEAH.
THE JEWS!
OH!
THE JEWS!
OH!
EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,
OH!
EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,
VERY GOOD.
EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,
VERY GOOD.
TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME
VERY GOOD.
TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME
COMPETITION OVER HERE.
TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME
COMPETITION OVER HERE.
UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
COMPETITION OVER HERE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?
ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?
I DON'T KNOW.
HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?
I DON'T KNOW.
UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?
I DON'T KNOW.
UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?
OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS --
UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?
OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS --
WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN
WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?
WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?
THEY BURN IN HELL.
WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?
THEY BURN IN HELL.
SORRY, JENNIFER.
THEY BURN IN HELL.
SORRY, JENNIFER.
VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.
SORRY, JENNIFER.
VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A
[ CHUCKLES ]
WOMAN?
WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A
WOMAN?
WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED
WOMAN?
WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED
HER WHEN HE WAS 12?
WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED
RAPE?
RAPE?
DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.
RAPE?
DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.
DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.
AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY
EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.
WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL
SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE
WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL
SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE
ASKING FOR IT.
SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE
ASKING FOR IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD
ASKING FOR IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD
DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,
YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD
DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,
ANYWAY.
DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,
ANYWAY.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
ANYWAY.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,
JENNIFER.
NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,
JENNIFER.
BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,
JENNIFER.
BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,
OKAY?
BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,
OKAY?
NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.
OKAY?
NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.
NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.
THEY BECOME PRIESTS.
WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?
THEY BECOME PRIESTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY BECOME PRIESTS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GASPS ]
MM.
[ GASPS ]
MM.
[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP"
MM.
[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP"
PLAYS ]
GET UP:
WHOO!
GET UP, GET UP
WHOO!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
YEAH!
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
I CAME HERE TO PRAY
GET UP, GET UP
NOW I'M READY TO PLAY
I CAME HERE TO PRAY
NOW I'M READY TO PLAY
YEAH! YEAH!
NOW I'M READY TO PLAY
YEAH! YEAH!
WHOO!
YEAH! YEAH!
WHOO!
ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE
WHOO!
RULES:
ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE
RULES:
I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF
RULES:
CUTE:
CUTE:
WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
CUTE:
WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?
HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU
HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU
WHOOP!
HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU
WHOOP!
NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US
WHOOP!
WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT
WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT
I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY
WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT
I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!
LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY
[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!
THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!
[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!
THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!
GET UP, GET UP
THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
GET UP, GET UP
MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE
TO PLEASE:
MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE
TO PLEASE:
I DON'T LIKE THIS!
TO PLEASE:
I DON'T LIKE THIS!
THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!
I DON'T LIKE THIS!
THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE?
THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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