Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #10

ON THIS ONE.

YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?

ON THIS ONE.

YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?

WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' YOU GOT TO CATCH UP, OKAY?

WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?

WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DON' ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?

Together:
THEY GO TO HELL!

ASK FORGIVENESS BEFORE THEY DIE?

Together:
THEY GO TO HELL!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Together:
THEY GO TO HELL!

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE.

THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,

YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE.

THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,

BROTHER ZEKE?

THAT WAS A GIVE-AWAY, WASN'T IT,

BROTHER ZEKE?

GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.

BROTHER ZEKE?

GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.

EXCELLENT.

GIVE EVERYBODY ONE.

EXCELLENT.

WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED

EXCELLENT.

WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED

FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?

WELL, WHAT IF HITLER ASKED

FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?

WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN

FOR FORGIVENESS BEFORE HE DIED?

WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN

HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?

WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN

HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?

NEXT.

HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?

NEXT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

NEXT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --

ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO

OKAY, UH, NEXT QUESTION --

ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO

IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING

ACCORDING TO THE GOOD BOOK, WHO

IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING

JESUS?

IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING

JESUS?

LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO

JESUS?

LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO

DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

LET'S GIVE THIS TO SOMEBODY WHO

DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.

DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.

UH, BRITTANY!

YEAH, YEAH, TO THE BIMBO.

UH, BRITTANY!

UH...THE, UM...

UH, BRITTANY!

UH...THE, UM...

YEAH, THE --

UH...THE, UM...

YEAH, THE --

THE -- THE --

YEAH, THE --

THE -- THE --

YOU KNOW...

THE -- THE --

YOU KNOW...

RIGHT, THE...

YOU KNOW...

RIGHT, THE...

YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...

RIGHT, THE...

YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...

YEAH.

YEAH, UH-HUH, THE, UH...

YEAH.

UM...

YEAH.

UM...

GET -- YEAH. YEAH.

UM...

GET -- YEAH. YEAH.

THE JEWS!

GET -- YEAH. YEAH.

THE JEWS!

OH!

THE JEWS!

OH!

EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,

OH!

EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,

VERY GOOD.

EXCELLENT JOB, BRITTANY, VERY,

VERY GOOD.

TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME

VERY GOOD.

TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME

COMPETITION OVER HERE.

TIMMY, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE SOME

COMPETITION OVER HERE.

UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.

COMPETITION OVER HERE.

UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU UM -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA BUT WHAT ABOUT -- WHAT ABOU ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?

ALL THE -- ALL THE MURDERS THA HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?

I DON'T KNOW.

HAPPENED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST?

I DON'T KNOW.

UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?

I DON'T KNOW.

UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?

OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS --

UH, DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?

OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS --

WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN

OKAY, THE NEXT QUESTION IS --

WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN

WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?

WHAT DOES GOD DO TO WOMEN

WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?

THEY BURN IN HELL.

WHO HAVE ABORTIONS?

THEY BURN IN HELL.

SORRY, JENNIFER.

THEY BURN IN HELL.

SORRY, JENNIFER.

VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.

SORRY, JENNIFER.

VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

VERY GOOD, VANCE, VERY GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A

WOMAN?

WELL, WHAT IF GOD WAS A

WOMAN?

WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED

WOMAN?

WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED

HER WHEN HE WAS 12?

WHAT IF GOD'S GRANDFATHER RAPED

HER WHEN HE WAS 12?

RAPE?

HER WHEN HE WAS 12?

RAPE?

DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.

RAPE?

DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.

EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.

DON'T BE SILLY, JENNIFER.

EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.

AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY

EVERYONE KNOWS GOD'S A MAN.

AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY

WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL

AND -- AND HE WAS PROBABLY

WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL

SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE

WEARING SOMETHING LIKE REAL

SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE

ASKING FOR IT.

SKIMPY AND FLIRTING AND LIKE

ASKING FOR IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD

ASKING FOR IT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD

DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,

YOU'RE RIGHT, JIMMY, AND GOD

DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,

ANYWAY.

DOESN'T HAVE A GRANDFATHER,

ANYWAY.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

ANYWAY.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,

JENNIFER.

NOW, LET'S NOT BE RIDICULOUS,

JENNIFER.

BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,

JENNIFER.

BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,

OKAY?

BESIDES, YOU'RE SCARING TIMMY,

OKAY?

NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.

OKAY?

NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.

WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?

NOW, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY ONE.

WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?

THEY BECOME PRIESTS.

WHAT HAPPENS TO HOMOSEXUALS?

THEY BECOME PRIESTS.

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY BECOME PRIESTS.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GASPS ]

MM.

[ GASPS ]

MM.

[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP"

MM.

[ THE SMOKING VAGINAS' "GET UP"

PLAYS ]

GET UP:

WHOO!

GET UP, GET UP

WHOO!

GET UP, GET UP

YEAH!

GET UP, GET UP

YEAH!

GET UP, GET UP

YEAH!

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

I CAME HERE TO PRAY

GET UP, GET UP

I CAME HERE TO PRAY

NOW I'M READY TO PLAY

I CAME HERE TO PRAY

NOW I'M READY TO PLAY

YEAH! YEAH!

NOW I'M READY TO PLAY

YEAH! YEAH!

WHOO!

YEAH! YEAH!

WHOO!

ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE

WHOO!

ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE

RULES:

ALWAYS PLAYED BY THE

RULES:

I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF

RULES:

I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF

CUTE:

I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF

CUTE:

WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

CUTE:

WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY

WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY

HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU

THESE CLOTHES ARE REALLY

HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU

WHOOP!

HOT AND, GIRL, SO ARE YOU

WHOOP!

NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US

WHOOP!

NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US

WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT

NO ONE'S HERE TO TELL US

WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT

I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY

WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT

I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY

LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY

I'VE BEEN HELD UP ALL MY

LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY

[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!

LIFE, AND NOW I'M READY, READY

[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!

THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!

[ CHUCKLES ] WHOO!

THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!

GET UP, GET UP

THERE'S NO SKINNY-DIPPING!

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

GET UP, GET UP

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

GET UP, GET UP

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE

TO PLEASE:

MOMMY AND DADDY AREN'T HERE

TO PLEASE:

I DON'T LIKE THIS!

TO PLEASE:

I DON'T LIKE THIS!

THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!

I DON'T LIKE THIS!

THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!

IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE?

THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE!

IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE?

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