Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #9

IT'S EXACTLY 6:
00 A.M. AT THE

HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S

A-WASTING.

HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP, AND TIME'S

A-WASTING.

WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING,

A-WASTING.

WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING,

NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR

WE HAVE A FULL DAY OF SWIMMING,

NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR

FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE

NATURE WALKS, AND, YES, OUR

FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE

BOWL!

FAMOUS TRIVIA GAME, THE BIBLE

BOWL!

[ BUZZER ]

BOWL!

[ BUZZER ]

OH! OH, GOSH!

[ BUZZER ]

OH! OH, GOSH!

THE BIBLE BOWL!

OH! OH, GOSH!

THE BIBLE BOWL!

I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO

THE BIBLE BOWL!

I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO

BREAKFAST.

I BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO

BREAKFAST.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE

BREAKFAST.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE

BETTER THAN HOT, JUICY WIENERS,

IF THERE'S ONE THING I LIKE

BETTER THAN HOT, JUICY WIENERS,

IT'S A BIG, BROWN SAUSAGE.

HEY, BE CAREFUL, TIMMY,

BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE

BONER.

BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER BIBLE

BONER.

[ LAUGHS ]

BONER.

[ LAUGHS ]

HA HA, TAD.

[ LAUGHS ]

HA HA, TAD.

HEY, VANCE, DID YOU HEAR WHA HA HA, TAD.

HEY, VANCE, DID YOU HEAR WHA I SAID?

HEY, VANCE, DID YOU HEAR WHA I SAID?

YEAH, I HEARD YOU.

I SAID?

YEAH, I HEARD YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, I HEARD YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

RISE AND SHINE, BOSS.

[ SIGHS ]

RISE AND SHINE, BOSS.

[ GROANS ] ...THIS...

RISE AND SHINE, BOSS.

[ GROANS ] ...THIS...

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD...

AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND

I PRAY TO ALMIGHTY GOD...

AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND

SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY

AND TO YOU, MY BROTHERS AND

SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY

WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY

SISTERS THAT I HAVE SINNER IN MY

WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY

THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN

WORDS, IN MY THOUGHTS, IN MY

THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN

MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED

THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN

MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED

TO ACT.

MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED

TO ACT.

AND -- AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED

TO ACT.

AND -- AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED

MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE

AND -- AND I ASK YOU, BLESSED

MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE

HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THA MARY, OH, BLESSED MARY, AND THE

HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THA FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB -- I'LL

HOLY WOMB AND THE BLOOD THA FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB -- I'LL

ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME.

FLOWS FROM THE HOLY WOMB -- I'LL

ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME.

[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND

ASK YOU TO PRAY FOR ME.

[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND

AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!

[ Laughing ] PRAY FOR ME NOW AND

AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!

AT THE HOUR OF MY DEATH!

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YAY! FATHER!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YAY! FATHER!

OW!

YAY! FATHER!

OW!

THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE

OW!

THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE

ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR

THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE

ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR

WEEKEND.

ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR

WEEKEND.

BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PU WEEKEND.

BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PU TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA

BROTHER ZEKE AND I HAVE PU TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA

QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY

TOGETHER SOME BIBLICAL TRIVIA

QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY

LITTLE CONTEST.

QUESTIONS FOR OUR FRIENDLY

LITTLE CONTEST.

AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A

LITTLE CONTEST.

AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A

SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF

AND THIS SHOULD PROVE BEYOND A

SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF

YOU CAMPERS IS THE BES SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHICH ONE OF

YOU CAMPERS IS THE BES CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY.

YOU CAMPERS IS THE BES CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY.

HUH?

CHRISTIAN HERE TODAY.

HUH?

ALL RIGHT!

HUH?

ALL RIGHT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ALL RIGHT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

FATHER!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

FATHER!

AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTES FATHER!

AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTES WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL,

AND THE WINNER OF THE CONTES WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL,

BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM

WILL RECEIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL,

BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM

THE ST. JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES]

BRAND-NEW, GOOD NEWS BIBLE FROM

THE ST. JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES]

WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY

THE ST. JUDAS CHURCH [CHUCKLES]

WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY

YOURS TRULY.

WITH A PERSONAL INSCRIPTION BY

YOURS TRULY.

HUH? OKAY.

YOURS TRULY.

HUH? OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU

HUH? OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU

READY?

ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, ARE YOU

READY?

YEAH!

READY?

YEAH!

[ APPLAUSE ]

YEAH!

[ APPLAUSE ]

YEAH! FATHER!

[ APPLAUSE ]

YEAH! FATHER!

OW!

YEAH! FATHER!

OW!

ARE YOU READY?

OW!

ARE YOU READY?

HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION --

ARE YOU READY?

HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION --

WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?

HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION --

WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?

OH.

WHAT IS THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT?

OH.

YEAH, VANCE?

OH.

YEAH, VANCE?

"THOU SHALT NOT KILL."

YEAH, VANCE?

"THOU SHALT NOT KILL."

NO.

"THOU SHALT NOT KILL."

NO.

UH, TIMMY?

NO.

UH, TIMMY?

ACCORDING TO THE KING JAMES

UH, TIMMY?

ACCORDING TO THE KING JAMES

VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU

ACCORDING TO THE KING JAMES

VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU

SHALT NOT STEAL."

VERSION OF THE BIBLE, IT'S "THOU

SHALT NOT STEAL."

RIGHT, AS USUAL, TIMMY.

SHALT NOT STEAL."

RIGHT, AS USUAL, TIMMY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT, AS USUAL, TIMMY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY.

OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE

OKAY.

OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE

THERE.

OH, CHALK UP TIMMY FOR ONE

THERE.

BUT WASN'T JESUS THE PRINCE

THERE.

BUT WASN'T JESUS THE PRINCE

OF THIEVES?

BUT WASN'T JESUS THE PRINCE

OF THIEVES?

NO. UH, NO.

OF THIEVES?

NO. UH, NO.

UH, THE NEXT QUESTION -- NOW,

NO. UH, NO.

UH, THE NEXT QUESTION -- NOW,

EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

UH, THE NEXT QUESTION -- NOW,

EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE

EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE

OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD,

CATCH UP WITH TIMMY 'CAUSE

OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD,

OKAY?

OBVIOUSLY HE'S LAUNCHED AHEAD,

OKAY?

SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE.

OKAY?

SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE.

WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM

SO, SEE IF YOU CAN GET THIS ONE.

WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM

AND EVE?

WHO WAS THE FIRST SON OF ADAM

AND EVE?

PAUL!

AND EVE?

PAUL!

NO.

PAUL!

NO.

UH, JASON?

NO.

UH, JASON?

UH, NO.

UH, JASON?

UH, NO.

JOSEPH.

UH, NO.

JOSEPH.

NO!

JOSEPH.

NO!

JESUS!

NO!

JESUS!

WRONG AGAIN.

JESUS!

WRONG AGAIN.

TIMMY?

WRONG AGAIN.

TIMMY?

CAIN.

TIMMY?

CAIN.

[ Chuckling ] THAT'S RIGHT.

CAIN.

[ Chuckling ] THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER.

[ Chuckling ] THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER.

OW.

OH, CHALK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER.

OW.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OW.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE.

NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD

OKAY, QUESTION NUMBER THREE.

NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD

ON THIS ONE.

NOW, EVERYBODY, TRY REALLY HARD

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