Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #5

[ LAUGHS ]

ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING

ABOUT SOMETHING.

ME AND J.J., WE BEEN ARGUING

ABOUT SOMETHING.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP

ABOUT SOMETHING.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP

OUR MINDS.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US MAKE UP

OUR MINDS.

NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PU OUR MINDS.

NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PU YOUR MOUTH ON IT?

NOW, IS IT GAY IF YOU JUST PU YOUR MOUTH ON IT?

ON WHAT?

YOUR MOUTH ON IT?

ON WHAT?

THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY!

ON WHAT?

THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY!

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

THE TALLYWACKERS, DUMMY!

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU.

WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?

THAT'S SKUNK FOR YOU.

WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?

JUST A FEW MILES UP THE ROAD,

WHERE YOU HEADED TO, PADRE?

JUST A FEW MILES UP THE ROAD,

TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP.

JUST A FEW MILES UP THE ROAD,

TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP.

DON'T YOU MEAN THE

TO THE HAPPY DAY BIBLE CAMP.

DON'T YOU MEAN THE

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?

DON'T YOU MEAN THE

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?

[ ALL GASP ]

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP?

[ ALL GASP ]

IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY.

[ ALL GASP ]

IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

IT'S OKAY, EVERYBODY.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK

OUR CHAIN.

HE'S JUST TRYING TO, UH, YANK

OUR CHAIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OUR CHAIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

AREN'T YOU?

[ CHUCKLES ]

AREN'T YOU?

L-LISTEN -- I DON'T APPRECIATE

AREN'T YOU?

L-LISTEN -- I DON'T APPRECIATE

YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE

L-LISTEN -- I DON'T APPRECIATE

YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE

THAT.

YOU SCARING THE CAMPERS LIKE

THAT.

YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND,

THAT.

YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND,

PREACHING FALSE STORIES.

YOU DON'T SEE ME RUNNING AROUND,

PREACHING FALSE STORIES.

ALL RIGHT.

PREACHING FALSE STORIES.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

ALL RIGHT.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

[ CHUCKLES ]

TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER,

[ CHUCKLES ]

TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER,

DWAYNE.

TAKE A LOOK AT MY BROTHER,

DWAYNE.

MY BROTHER WENT TO

DWAYNE.

MY BROTHER WENT TO

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN

MY BROTHER WENT TO

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN

YEARS AGO.

BLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP SEVEN

YEARS AGO.

AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY

YEARS AGO.

AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY

CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER...NEAR

AND SOME CRAZY FREAK NUN THEY

CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER...NEAR

KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD.

CALL SISTER MARY CHOPPER...NEAR

KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD.

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

KILLED HIM, LEFT HIM FOR DEAD.

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

UGH.

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

UGH.

AAH!

UGH.

AAH!

[ KNIFE SLICES ]

AAH!

[ KNIFE SLICES ]

AAH!

[ KNIFE SLICES ]

AAH!

DWAYNE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR.

AAH!

DWAYNE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR.

WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE

DWAYNE WAS THE ONLY SURVIVOR.

WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE

AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE.

WELL, SOME OTHER BROAD, BUT WE

AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE.

HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THA AIN'T SEEN HER SINCE.

HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THA NIGHT.

HE AIN'T SPOKE A WORD SINCE THA NIGHT.

HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG,

NIGHT.

HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG,

STARING AT...

HE JUST SITS THERE ALL DAY LONG,

STARING AT...

UH, RIGHT, UH...

STARING AT...

UH, RIGHT, UH...

ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

UH, RIGHT, UH...

ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH

ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH

HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH

HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY.

IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?

HORROR STORIES FOR ONE DAY.

IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE,

IS EVERYBODY READY TO GO?

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE,

PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE,

PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER

CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER.

PADRE, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T NEVER

CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER.

I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND

CAUGHT THAT SISTER MARY CHOPPER.

I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND

I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR

I BET SHE'S STILL OUT THERE, AND

I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR

BLOOD!

I BET SHE'S STILL THIRSTY FOR

BLOOD!

[ CHUCKLES ] OKEY DOKEY.

BLOOD!

[ CHUCKLES ] OKEY DOKEY.

OKAY, CAMPERS.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKEY DOKEY.

OKAY, CAMPERS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, CAMPERS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

[ SIGHS ]

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

[ SIGHS ]

SO MANY OUNCES, SO LITTLE

[ SIGHS ]

SO MANY OUNCES, SO LITTLE

TIME.

SO MANY OUNCES, SO LITTLE

TIME.

DO IT.

GOD...CHRISTIANS.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ VAN DOOR CLOSES ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

OH, GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAS [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

OH, GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAS TIME ANYONE WAS HERE?

OH, GOD, WHEN WAS THE LAS TIME ANYONE WAS HERE?

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

WHERE ARE, UH -- WHERE ARE

ALL THE CABINS, FATHER?

UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD.

ALL THE CABINS, FATHER?

UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD.

UH, IT'S NOT FAR.

UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD.

UH, IT'S NOT FAR.

BUCK UP, TAD.

UH, IT'S NOT FAR.

BUCK UP, TAD.

BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING.

BUCK UP, TAD.

BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BESIDES, WE'RE CAMPING.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH.

ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR GEAR,

OH.

ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR GEAR,

TROOPS.

ALL RIGHT, GRAB YOUR GEAR,

TROOPS.

YEAH, TAD, WE'RE CAMPING.

TROOPS.

YEAH, TAD, WE'RE CAMPING.

[ Mockingly ] OH, WE'RE

YEAH, TAD, WE'RE CAMPING.

[ Mockingly ] OH, WE'RE

CAMPING.

[ Mockingly ] OH, WE'RE

CAMPING.

OOH!

CAMPING.

OOH!

[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

THANK YOU TO JESUS FOR

PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL

CAMPGROUND.

PROVIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL

CAMPGROUND.

IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE,

CAMPGROUND.

IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE,

WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER,

IF THE CHURCH BUYS THIS PLACE,

WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER,

TOGETHER.

WE CAN COME HERE EVERY SUMMER,

TOGETHER.

YEAH!

TOGETHER.

YEAH!

[ GIGGLES ] BE SO COOL.

YEAH!

[ GIGGLES ] BE SO COOL.

OH, MY GOSH.

[ GIGGLES ] BE SO COOL.

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU BROUGHT A TAPE.

OH, MY GOSH.

YOU BROUGHT A TAPE.

I FORGOT ALL MY AMY GRANT ONES

YOU BROUGHT A TAPE.

I FORGOT ALL MY AMY GRANT ONES

AT HOME.

THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN ROCK.

AND?

SOMEONE IS GOING TO H-E-L.

AND?

SOMEONE IS GOING TO H-E-L.

THAT'S HELL.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO H-E-L.

THAT'S HELL.

A-PLUS, BRITTANY.

THAT'S HELL.

A-PLUS, BRITTANY.

EXCUSE ME?

A-PLUS, BRITTANY.

EXCUSE ME?

...OFF, PRINCESS.

EXCUSE ME?

...OFF, PRINCESS.

NICE LANGUAGE, JENNIFER.

MMM, MAN, THAT BRITTANY IS

HOT AS HELL.

W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HOT AS HELL.

W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IS SHE SICK?

W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IS SHE SICK?

DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?

IS SHE SICK?

DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?

I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP.

DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?

I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP.

[ LAUGHS ]

I HOPE IT DOESN'T RUIN HER TRIP.

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, YOU WEASY LITTLE DWEEB.

[ LAUGHS ]

NO, YOU WEASY LITTLE DWEEB.

IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT...

NO, YOU WEASY LITTLE DWEEB.

IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT...

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