Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #6
BEAUTIFUL.
IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT...
BEAUTIFUL.
I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK
BEAUTIFUL.
I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK
AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.
I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK
AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.
OOH!
AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.
OOH!
YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE
OOH!
YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE
THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B"
YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE
WORD OR THE "F" WORD.
WORD OR THE "F" WORD.
YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU
WORD OR THE "F" WORD.
YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU
LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?
LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?
OW!
LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?
OW!
NO, I DON'T!
OW!
NO, I DON'T!
YEAH, YOU DO.
NO, I DON'T!
YEAH, YOU DO.
YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU
YEAH, YOU DO.
YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU
LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?
YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU
LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?
[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!
LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?
[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!
[ LAUGHS ]
LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE
[ LAUGHS ]
LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE
RIGHT NOW.
LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE
RIGHT NOW.
[ GASPS ]
RIGHT NOW.
[ GASPS ]
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
[ GASPS ]
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL
BONER AWAY!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL
BONER AWAY!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
BONER AWAY!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGH HONKING ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGH HONKING ]
THIS GUY.
[ LAUGH HONKING ]
THIS GUY.
THIS GUY.
[ LAUGHING STOPS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
TAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TAD.
YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY
TAD.
YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY
YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY
IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS
DEAL.
DEAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
DEAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THINK ABOUT IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THINK ABOUT IT.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED
THINK ABOUT IT.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED
THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I BY THE HAND OF GOD.
THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I AWAY.
THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I AWAY.
YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A
AWAY.
DAY TO GET HERE.
DAY TO GET HERE.
WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU
DAY TO GET HERE.
AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH
AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH
DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY
AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH
DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY
COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO
DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY
COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO
THE CHURCH.
COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO
THE CHURCH.
JAG?
THE CHURCH.
JAG?
I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.
JAG?
I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.
YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION,
I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.
YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION,
MILLIE.
MILLIE.
COME ON.
MILLIE.
COME ON.
[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!
COME ON.
[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL
I'M SORRY, JESUS!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL
BONER AWAY!
JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL
BONER AWAY!
PLEASE!
BONER AWAY!
PLEASE!
THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE
PLEASE!
THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE
ME ANYMORE!
THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE
ME ANYMORE!
PLEASE! PLEASE!
ME ANYMORE!
PLEASE! PLEASE!
I'M SORRY!
PLEASE! PLEASE!
I'M SORRY!
AHH!
I'M SORRY!
AHH!
WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?
AHH!
WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?
[ GASPING ]
WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?
[ GASPING ]
[ GASPING ]
THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER
THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING
THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING
ABOUT.
THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING
ABOUT.
I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!
ABOUT.
DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,
I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!
DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,
THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS
DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,
THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS
PLACE SO CHEAP?
THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS
PLACE SO CHEAP?
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
PLACE SO CHEAP?
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH IT.
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH IT.
NOPE. NO.
WRONG WITH IT.
NOPE. NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE
NOPE. NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE
WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE,
NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE
MILLIE.
MILLIE.
MILLIE.
NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD
NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD
AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US
THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD
THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD
A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A
THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD
A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A
WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.
A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A
WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.
NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.
NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE
THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL
TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND
TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND
THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A
TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND
THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A
WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING
THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A
WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING
ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING
YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT.
YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.
MNH.
RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.
MNH.
[ LAUGHS ]
MNH.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
MNH. WELL...
YEAH.
MNH. WELL...
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
OH, THIS IS NICE.
OH, THANKS.
A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR
OH, THANKS.
A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR
ME.
A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR
ME.
ME.
THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
[ LAUGHS ]
THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
SHE MADE IT FOR ME.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
THANKS.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
THANKS.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
THANKS.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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