Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #6

BEAUTIFUL.

IT MEANS SHE'S BUTT...

BEAUTIFUL.

I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK

BEAUTIFUL.

I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK

AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.

I GET A BONER EVERY TIME I LOOK

AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.

OOH!

AT THOSE SWEET LITTLE...OF HERS.

OOH!

YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE

OOH!

YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE

THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B"

YOU SHOULDN'T THINK UNPURE

THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B"

WORD OR THE "F" WORD.

THOUGHTS, TAD, OR SAY THE "B"

WORD OR THE "F" WORD.

YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU

WORD OR THE "F" WORD.

YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU

LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?

YOU KNOW YOU GET BONERS, YOU

LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?

OW!

LITTLE COW PIE, DON'T YOU?

OW!

NO, I DON'T!

OW!

NO, I DON'T!

YEAH, YOU DO.

NO, I DON'T!

YEAH, YOU DO.

YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU

YEAH, YOU DO.

YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU

LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?

YOU PROBABLY GET THEM WHEN YOU

LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?

[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!

LOOK AT BOYS, HUH?

[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ Screeching ] NO, I DON'T!

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE

RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, YOU'RE GETTING ONE

RIGHT NOW.

[ GASPS ]

RIGHT NOW.

[ GASPS ]

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

[ GASPS ]

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL

BONER AWAY!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE MY SINFUL

BONER AWAY!

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

BONER AWAY!

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

[ LAUGH HONKING ]

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

[ LAUGH HONKING ]

THIS GUY.

[ LAUGH HONKING ]

THIS GUY.

[ LAUGHING STOPS ]

THIS GUY.

[ LAUGHING STOPS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHING STOPS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

TAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

TAD.

YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY

TAD.

YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY

IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS

YOU KNOW, THE REALTY COMPANY

IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS

DEAL.

IS VERY EAGER TO CLOSE THIS

DEAL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

DEAL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THINK ABOUT IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THINK ABOUT IT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED

THINK ABOUT IT.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED

BY THE HAND OF GOD.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, TOUCHED

BY THE HAND OF GOD.

THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I BY THE HAND OF GOD.

THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I AWAY.

THEY'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING I AWAY.

YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A

AWAY.

YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A

DAY TO GET HERE.

YEAH, TOO BAD IT TAKES US A

DAY TO GET HERE.

WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU

DAY TO GET HERE.

WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU

AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH

WELL, BROTHER ZEKE, IF YOU

AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH

DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY

AND FATHER CUMMINGS DIDN'T EACH

DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY

COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO

DRIVE A JAGUAR, WE PROBABLY

COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO

THE CHURCH.

COULD AFFORD A PLACE CLOSER TO

THE CHURCH.

JAG?

THE CHURCH.

JAG?

I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.

JAG?

I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.

YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION,

I DRIVE A CADDY, BABY.

YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION,

MILLIE.

YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION,

MILLIE.

COME ON.

MILLIE.

COME ON.

[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!

COME ON.

[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, JESUS!

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL

I'M SORRY, JESUS!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL

BONER AWAY!

JESUS, PLEASE TAKE THIS SINFUL

BONER AWAY!

PLEASE!

BONER AWAY!

PLEASE!

THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE

PLEASE!

THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE

ME ANYMORE!

THEN FATHER CUMMINGS WON'T LIKE

ME ANYMORE!

PLEASE! PLEASE!

ME ANYMORE!

PLEASE! PLEASE!

I'M SORRY!

PLEASE! PLEASE!

I'M SORRY!

AHH!

I'M SORRY!

AHH!

WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?

AHH!

WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?

[ GASPING ]

WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?

[ GASPING ]

THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER

[ GASPING ]

THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER

THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING

THIS MUST BE THAT HOLY WATER

THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING

ABOUT.

THAT FATHER CUMMINGS WAS TALKING

ABOUT.

I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!

ABOUT.

I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!

DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,

I G-- I GOT TO GO TELL HIM!

DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,

THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS

DON'T IT SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD,

THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS

PLACE SO CHEAP?

THOUGH, THEY'D BE SELLING THIS

PLACE SO CHEAP?

WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING

PLACE SO CHEAP?

WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING

WRONG WITH IT.

WELL, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING

WRONG WITH IT.

NOPE. NO.

WRONG WITH IT.

NOPE. NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE

NOPE. NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE

WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE,

NO, NO, NO, NO, I THINK YOU'RE

WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE,

MILLIE.

WAY OFF BASE ON THIS ONE,

MILLIE.

NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD

MILLIE.

NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD

BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON.

NO, I -- I THINK THE LORD

BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON.

AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US

BROUGHT US HERE FOR A REASON.

AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US

THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD

AND THIS WEEKEND WILL GIVE US

THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD

A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A

THE OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW THE LORD

A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A

WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.

A LITTLE BIT BETTER AND KNOW A

WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.

NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE

WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT OURSELVES.

NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE

THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL

NOW, I THINK IT'S NO COINCIDENCE

THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL

TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND

THAT FATE HAS BROUGHT US ALL

TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND

THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A

TOGETHER HERE FOR A WEEKEND

THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A

WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING

THAT'S GONNA BE UNFORGETTABLE, A

WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING

ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

WEEKEND THAT WE'LL BE TALKING

ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT.

ABOUT THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT.

YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT.

YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YO, AMEN TO THAT, FATHER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.

MNH.

RIGHT ON, BROTHER ZEKE.

MNH.

[ LAUGHS ]

MNH.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH.

MNH. WELL...

YEAH.

MNH. WELL...

[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

OH, THIS IS NICE.

OH, THANKS.

A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR

OH, THANKS.

A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR

ME.

A GIRLFRIEND OF MINE MADE IT FOR

ME.

ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULD

ME.

ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULD

THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU SHOULD

THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ]

THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE MADE IT FOR ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE MADE IT FOR ME.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

SHE MADE IT FOR ME.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

THANKS.

YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

THANKS.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

THANKS.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER

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