Bloody Bloody Bible Camp Page #7

TREATING YOU?

HEY, TIMMY, HOW'S THAT BONER

TREATING YOU?

OH, SHUT UP, TAD.

TREATING YOU?

OH, SHUT UP, TAD.

FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY

OH, SHUT UP, TAD.

FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY

BONER.

FATHER CUMMINGS SAYS IT'S A HOLY

BONER.

OH, I BET HE DID.

BONER.

OH, I BET HE DID.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, I BET HE DID.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE...

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE...

I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR

I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE...

I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR

SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE

I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR

SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE

CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE

SKIN AND THE WAY THAT IT'S LIKE

CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE

MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT I CONNECTED TO YOUR BONES AND THE

MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT I BREATHES.

MOISTURE AND THE WAY THAT I BREATHES.

I'M JUST --

BREATHES.

I'M JUST --

[ SQUEALS ]

I'M JUST --

[ SQUEALS ]

DUDE, COME ON.

[ SQUEALS ]

DUDE, COME ON.

YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST.

DUDE, COME ON.

YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST.

NO. I'M A BROTHER.

YOU'RE LIKE A PRIEST.

NO. I'M A BROTHER.

TUSKEGEE AIRMAN...

NO. I'M A BROTHER.

TUSKEGEE AIRMAN...

[ SIGHS ]

TUSKEGEE AIRMAN...

[ SIGHS ]

[ GIGGLES ] TAD!

[ SIGHS ]

[ GIGGLES ] TAD!

YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT.

[ GIGGLES ] TAD!

YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT.

COME ON, BABY.

YOU'RE SUCH A FLIRT.

COME ON, BABY.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LIKE --

COME ON, BABY.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LIKE --

SO, IS EVERYBODY HAVING A

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, LIKE --

SO, IS EVERYBODY HAVING A

GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND.

SO, IS EVERYBODY HAVING A

GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH.

AH.

HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH.

AH.

I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS -- IF THIS

AH.

I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS -- IF THIS

WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH

I'LL TELL YOU, KIDS -- IF THIS

WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH

MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE

WEEKEND GOES WELL, THE CHURCH

MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE

OF HEAVEN.

MAY JUST BUY THIS LITTLE SLICE

OF HEAVEN.

OH.

OF HEAVEN.

OH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP,

OH, I'LL TELL YOU, THIS WEEKEND

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FELLOWSHIP,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE

GONNA HAVE --

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN, AND WE'RE

GONNA HAVE --

HOT WIENERS!

GONNA HAVE --

HOT WIENERS!

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOT WIENERS!

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY.

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF

YOU'RE RIGHT, TIMMY.

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF

WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR

AND THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF

WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR

LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S --

WIENER YOU WANT TO WRAP YOUR

LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S --

AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ]

LIPS AROUND, AND THAT'S --

AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ]

UH...

AND THAT'S -- [ GASPS ]

UH...

THAT'S A HOT, JUICY JUMBO

UH...

THAT'S A HOT, JUICY JUMBO

WIENER.

THAT'S A HOT, JUICY JUMBO

WIENER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WIENER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OOH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OOH.

HERE YOU GO, VANCE.

OOH.

HERE YOU GO, VANCE.

PASS THOSE AROUND.

HERE YOU GO, VANCE.

PASS THOSE AROUND.

[ SIGHS ]

PASS THOSE AROUND.

[ SIGHS ]

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

WAS, UH, ANYONE ELSE CREEPED

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

WAS, UH, ANYONE ELSE CREEPED

OUT BY THAT STORY ABOU WAS, UH, ANYONE ELSE CREEPED

OUT BY THAT STORY ABOU SISTER MARY CHOPPER?

OUT BY THAT STORY ABOU SISTER MARY CHOPPER?

UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LO SISTER MARY CHOPPER?

UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LO MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS

UH, IT'S GONNA TAKE A LO MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS

INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?

MORE THAN A COUPLE TOOTHLESS

INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?

WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU,

INBREDS TO SCARE ME, HUH?

WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU,

GANG -- TOOTHLESS INBREDS --

WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU,

GANG -- TOOTHLESS INBREDS --

THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO

GANG -- TOOTHLESS INBREDS --

THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO

OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?

THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO

OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?

THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO

OUT-OF-TOWNERS, ALL RIGHT?

THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO

KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT.

THEY MAKE UP STORIES JUST TO

KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT.

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS

KIND OF GET THEIR GOAT.

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS

BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?

YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS

BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?

YEAH, THAT BOY LOOKED...

BROTHER WHO WAS ALL DISFIGURED?

YEAH, THAT BOY LOOKED...

UH...

YEAH, THAT BOY LOOKED...

UH...

MESSED UP.

UH...

MESSED UP.

LORD, PRAY FOR HIM.

MESSED UP.

LORD, PRAY FOR HIM.

[ SIGHS ]

LORD, PRAY FOR HIM.

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU,

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU,

JENNIFER -- HE WAS PROBABLY BORN

WELL, UH, I'LL TELL YOU,

JENNIFER -- HE WAS PROBABLY BORN

THAT WAY.

JENNIFER -- HE WAS PROBABLY BORN

THAT WAY.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD

THAT WAY.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD

PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE LORD

PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE

DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH.

PUNISHES US FOR REASONS THAT WE

DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH.

BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S

DON'T KNOW, EVEN AT BIRTH.

BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S

ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN.

BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT IT'S

ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

ALL PART OF HIS UNIVERSAL PLAN.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

WELL, I, UH -- I GUESS THAT PUTS

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

WELL, I, UH -- I GUESS THAT PUTS

THAT TO REST.

WELL, I, UH -- I GUESS THAT PUTS

THAT TO REST.

AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU

THAT TO REST.

AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU

GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A

AT ANY RATE I WANTED TO LET YOU

GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A

BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

GUYS KNOW [SIGHS] THAT I HAVE A

BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS

BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS

WEEKEND.

I WROTE A SPECIAL SONG FOR THIS

WEEKEND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WEEKEND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH...

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH...

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

OH...

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED

[ EXHALES HEAVILY ]

I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED

THIS WEEK.

I MUST SAY THAT I AM INSPIRED

THIS WEEK.

I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A

THIS WEEK.

I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A

VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATES I'M INSPIRED BY A VISION, A

VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATES GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP

VISION OF THE WORLD'S GREATES GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP

[CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO,

GOD-FEARING BIBLE CAMP

[CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO,

LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN

[CHUCKLES] FILLED WITH BOYS WHO,

LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN

LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A

LIKE THEIR FOREFATHERS, CAN

LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A

BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A

LEARN HOW TO SHOOT A

BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A

COONSKIN CAP:

BLACK-POWDER RIFLE AND WEAR A

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