Blue Like Jazz Page #6
All night long.
At first, I thought,
"This is gonna be awesome.
"I mean, I'm gonna hear about
every kinky sex act
from here to Seattle,"
and I got a lot of that,
but then...
this one sad bastard,
he starts telling me
how when he was a kid,
this priest at his church
used to take him into his office,
you know, and...
right there under the crucifix,
Father Feel-you-up would just...
go at him.
It was heavy.
So I start thinking, right?
to help these people.
I mean, I got the robe.
I got the hat. I'm The Pope.
I should be using my powers for good.
So then I get the idea.
I start getting people to tell me
right there in the confession booth,
"How has God screwed you up?"
And maybe it's the PCP talking, but...
I find out how afraid people are
of a God who doesn't even exist.
Oh, don't touch those albums.
Hey. Come on.
You know, tomorrow
millions of people
are gonna start filing into churches
and praying that their loving God
is not gonna burn them
in Hell forever.
And you think burning books
is gonna help?
It's not like I'm torching
anything useful.
Every steeple
hides a sleeper cell.
They smile,
They shake your hand,
and then you're drinking
the Kool-Aid.
They want to rule us,
Donny boy.
They're like Taliban in training,
and we've gotta stop 'em, you know,
combine all our resources.
Street theater. Civil unrest.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to scare you,
but there's a lesbian in your bed.
Oh, man, I need a beer.
Get your shoes on, Miller.
I've got something planned
that's gonna make
your little billboard escapade.
Look like frat boys
TPing the dean's house.
You want civil unrest at 4 A.M.?
You're okay with heights, right?
What is it, Daddy?
It's a, uh, balloon,
a happy balloon.
"Don't let
"these people...
re-prod-uce."
Very good, Sophie.
Hey.
When'd you get back from India?
- Was it you?
- Huh?
The condom and the steeple.
Are you wearing a wire?
Answer the question.
So you saw it.
I go to church there, Don.
You what?
You heard me.
Well, it's not like we did
any permanent damage.
I had a six-year-old ask me why the cross
was wearing a baggie.
It's supposed to symbolize...
A condom on the steeple?
It was just a...
"Don't let these people reproduce"?
It was just a joke.
What do you know
about those people?
Whatever, you know?
People can do what they want,
believe what they want.
It was just a joke.
I'm sorry, all right?
I had no idea you even went to church.
You really believe
all that stuff, huh?
Don't patronize me.
I don't mean to.
It just seems a little primitive
to still be a...
A Christian?
Well, yeah.
I wasn't born that way, Don.
I read the Bible in Lit class last year,
and it turns out I like Jesus.
A lot.
Does anybody know?
Are you gonna turn me in?
You know what? I'm leaving.
H-Hey, Penny.
How was India?
It was life-changing.
Did you take pictures?
on Sunday night.
I'll come.
Do you forgive me
for the steeple thing?
It's not about me, Don.
You don't even
really know what you did,
because you don't know
the people that you hurt.
Well, maybe I can meet these people.
I'm not asking you to do that.
No. It's my idea.
I want to.
Okay.10:
30, next Sunday.Hi, Mom.
Hi, Don. Is this a good time?
Not good.
On my way to church,
believe it or not.
Don, I have some hard news...
Hold on.
Am I on speakerphone, Don?
- You there?
- Am I... Am I on speakerphone?
It's fine, Mom. Nobody's around.
Don, can you take me
off the speakerphone, please?
Fine. Okay,
I'll take it off speakerphone.
What's wrong?
Don, I have some hard news.
Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant,
and the baby is Kenny's.
Oh, God.
It was a mistake.
- What?
- I made a mistake.
- Hypocrite!
- We made a mistake.
B*tch!
I'm gonna let you talk to Kenny.
Hey, bro.
Put her back on.
Listen, I know exactly how you feel.
No, Kenny, you don't know how
I'm feeling.
You know why?
Because you're an a**hole!
You're a puppeteering
a**hole freak!
Well, see that school has improved
your language.
We can learn much
about the spiritual life
from a term used
in sound recording,
called the "noise floor."
The noise floor is the amount of noise
already present in an environment...
that, uh, has to be overcome
before anything else can be heard.
Now, this concept
is particularly important...
...when it comes
to the life of the spirit.
We need to find a refuge
from the often-deafening
noise floor of life...
to hear the still, small
voice of God.
Young man, may I help you?
Yeah. Got some things to return.
All right. Okay, you ready?
Overhand again.
Okay, bring it back overhand.
Hello.
Miller! Miller.
Hey, park this piece of crap.
It's about to start.
I can't find a space.
Ah, it's after 6:00.
I give you my blessing to park here.
Yeah, right. Nice.
Take the Bible. Please.
It's not that the book
is contradictory.
It's not a book at all.
It's a collection of writings
compiled over the course
of nine centuries
that, when taken together,
present such a hopelessly
muddled worldview
that it's easy to see
why so many of its followers
for so much of our history
have killed one another
over its meanings.
Many refugee families
have become subsistence farmers
who live in abandoned and often
condemned houses and shacks
and survive year to year by planting
whatever crops they can.
Mr. Larkin has set up
the scientific method
as his biblical canon,
yet with that method,
he still can't prove that a sunset
is more beautiful than...
I don't know, camel dung.
Or that music is more sensible
than noise.
By his own reasoning,
he is delusional to even tell
his wife and children he loves them.
There's nothing delusional about
the chemical reaction we call love.
It forces the species to bond together
and preserve the social structure,
nothing more.
The theist has a sound explanation
as to why humans need more than
to just survive.
We long for love and justice,
beauty, transcendence,
because they echo the voice calling us
to know their origin.
Okay, let's take another question.
Uh, Mr. Larkin,
I'm just curious...
Actually, the gentleman
right next to the hat, please.
Um, Mr. Larkin,
in your book, you admit to a sense
of awe and reverence
when you encounter
the beauty of nature
and the intricacies
of the universe.
Has that ever led you to consider
No.
Hell, no.
So then where do we find meaning?
Meaning?
The universe doesn't owe us
meaning, son.
If you want meaning,
I suggest you try a dictionary.
Yeah. Thanks.
And on the last day,
when I went to say goodbye
to the family,
they were already waiting for me.
Little Reena came up to me
with a giant smile on her face
and handed me an egg
that their chicken had laid.
I knew it was all they had.
So when you think of Kashmir...
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