Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland Page #8

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It was just

a house.

I did it! I did it!

I win!

I am the coach!

The house

is gone!

It's okay, captain.

I got this one.

Dean olivares,

you need some air.

Here. Deep breaths.

Got it?

Everything?

Julia king?

Thank you,

good man.

My pleasure.

Good day

to you, sir.

Hello, there.

Hi.

Could you tell us

about what happened

here today?

I...

Baby and baby...

Hey, baby. Hey, baby.

Hey, wait.

Where's thad?

He, uh,

he didn't make it.

So sad!

At least he went

out the way

he wanted to.

Partying like

a mother f***er,

ain't nothin'

wrong with that.

Blaze of glory.

The man was

a hero.

He was a legend.

To thad!

To thad!

Then why

can't I taste any?

You telling me

there's lime in this,

I can't taste

a goddamn

ounce of it!

Now get back there!

You go back there

and you tell

that bartender,

I need

lime in all

my mojitos!

Go! Run!

Oh, wait.

Wait, never mind!

I can taste

the lime now!

It was hidden

under all the mint!

Come back,

i can taste it!

Sammy!

Sammy, wake up.

Come on, man.

Come back to me.

Sammy,

come on, buddy.

Wake up!

Dick dawg?

It's me, pal.

Yeah, you're gonna

be okay.

Were you saying

my name before?

What? No. No. Nope.

You did.

You said Sammy.

Whatever you

say, chief.

No.

Sammy.

You said Sammy.

You're okay,

sport. All right?

Just lay back

down, bucko.

Say Sammy.

Say Sammy.

Shh!

You said Sammy.

I f***ing heard you.

You're gonna be

okay, tiger.

Sammy!

Sammy.

I'm not actually

saying it.

You said Sammy!

That's just you

moving my lips.

Dick dawg, say it,

you f***ing

piece of sh*t.

You inhaled a little

too much sh*t fumes.

You f***ing a**hole!

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