Bob the Butler Page #7

are going out for something to eat.

Would you and your date

like to, uh, go with us?

- Well, she's not a date.

- Uh, we'd love to.

- Fantastic.

- We'd love to...

- I... I saw them go back there.

- Who?

- Oh, Bob. Bob.

Are you... are you deaf?

- Huh!

- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

- Whoo!!! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Screaming]

[Excited screaming]

Oh!

[Giggling]

Oh!

- Whoa.

- You seem like you know

everyone in the whole city.

- Yeah. Well, I've been fired a lot.

[Anne laughing]

- It was a wonderful evening.

- Oh, Anne, your dress.

- Oh!

- Your dress.

Oh, your dress.

- Ah!! Oh!

Aha...

- Oh, jeez.

- Did you and Tess plan this?

- Yeah, I...

I did teach her to sew.

- Laugh! But not for long.

If I weren't a gentleman,

I would kill you right now.

- Oh, Jacques!

This isn't any of your business!

- It is my business.

Put some clothes on!

- Don't you tell me what to do.

I'll... run around stark naked

if I want to.

- Anne, you have been fooled.

He is not a proper butler.

- Maybe I should just go.

- Oh, you think you can just sneak away?

Afterwhat you did?

You cannot take advantage

of a middle-aged woman!

- Oh! I am not middle-aged!

Am I?

- You're beautiful.

- And I'm going to hire Bob.

- To do what?!

He trained for five days! Five!

Cinq!

- You were gonna hire me?

- I... I... I...

Well, you really care

for my children

and they adore you.

- Ah, Anne!

This situation is intolerable!

- No, this situation is fine.

You are intolerable.

- C'est fini?

Au revoir!!!

- Au revoir!

Good riddance!

- Talk to my hand!

- So would you...

come back to work?

The... children miss you

and... well, we all miss you.

- I can't.

- I don't understand.

- It wouldn't be appropriate.

- Aren't you going after him?

- He's leaving

first thing in the morning.

- Get up, Mom.

[Groaning]

- Tess, what are you doing?

- Why did you work this hard, Mom?

You're all alone.

- Mom,

he's part of our family.

- Stay here.

- Go, Mom!

[Bates]:
Go, Mom!

- Go, Mom! Go, Mom!

[Both]:
Go, Mom! Go, Mom!

Go, Mom! Go, Mom!

Go, Mom! Go, Mom!

Go, Mom!

Go, Mom! Go, Mom!

- What happened?

[Anne sighing]

- That happened.

That's the butler cruise.

- You mean Bob left?

- What a mess!

A real mess!

It's a real mess.

- Maybe he'll come back.

- Get tidy, Anne.

Get tidy.

I'm sorry, kids. We lost Bob

and it's all my fault.

But I wanna thank you -

both.

I love you so much.

Both of you.

Please don't look at me like that.

They say kids bounce back,

but...

Bob!

Bob!

- Hi.

- What about the butler cruise?

- I couldn't leave.

Thought I'd stay.

- Car-washing?

- Well, it's early on

in the Cs.

Hey!

This is a song

About my desire to find work

My desire to find a family

- For the food

we are about to receive

and for my new dad, Bob,

we thank you, God.

- Amen.

[All]:
Amen.

- Oh, honey, why don't I carve?

- Ahem-hem.

That's a gentleman's job. Ma'am.

Check it

[flatulence]

- Not again!

Oh. Nooooo!

[BOOM!]

- Dinner is served.

My name is Bob

I'm looking for a job

When I'm not getting fired

I'm living like a slob

Go through the phonebook

looking for work

I want to be an astronaut

like Captain Kirk

Flip burgers

to make me a buck

Burn down the restaurant

is just bad luck

I got another occupation

under my belt

Keeping a job for two weeks

I'm doing well

Like the time

at the barbershop

Gave it all I got

chopped up an earlobe

He bled a lot

He never said a lot

He just screamed and got blood

on my brand new blue jeans

Oh golly gee did it again

I talked to my hamster

my only friend

Go through the phonebook again

like a fool

And I see something

it's butler school

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Robert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job

So I jumped on my motorbike

gonna be a butler

When to the school

it was like no other

They made me balance

plates on my head yeah

They made me make a naked dude

get dressed

He dressed me up in a suit

and a vest

Took me to the rooftop

for a test

Made me climb to the edge

real slow

Looked at the ground

and I got vertigo

I thought about a woman

that I met the other day

And the vertigo stopped

spinning it went away

It felt real good

what can I say

I think I'm gonna be a butler

I'm on my way

'Cause my name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job

Went to the place

and I got a job on the spot

Living in the attic

I didn't need a lot

Take the dust to dust

I attack this

Brought the kids

to basketball practice

I make dinner

some kind of luau

I want to make the lady

say wow

But the lady comes home

and the pig explodes

Messed up again

that's all she wrote

Pretty soon

I'll be back on the street

Looking for a job

with nothing to eat

Maybe I could be a rapper

rapping on the beat

Get you on the dance floor

moving yourfeet

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

and I'm looking like a slob Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job Bob

My name is Bob

not Bobert just Bob

My name is Bob

and I need to get a job

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