Bon Bini Holland Page #4

Me, scamming?

Stop that act, man.

Norvvin, vvassup?

- Tico, is that you?

Where are you?

- In Holland, with my aunt.

Eddie is looking for you

all over the island.

He's hopping mad.

- Bro, don't worry about Eddie.

Doesn't your cousin work for the city?

- Yes. Reginald.

Listen, go and see him and get him

to get you a copy...

...of the deed of a big piece of land.

That's what I need. Land by the beach.

And send it express.

What do you want with it?

- It's for Ken Maduro.

Ken Maduro?

- Never mind.

My mother has the address. Send it.

- OK, express.

I'll try my best, buddy.

Ice cream, lollipops, chips.

Come and get it.

Don't forget about me.

If anyone around here deserves a vacation,

it's me.

I can just see myself in my luxury bungalow

and my sexy lingerie.

Those bungalows aren't real.

- What do you mean 'not real'?

One Crispy Chicken Menu, please.

- Coming up, sir.

Is it Immigration?

Are they coming to get me?

I don't want to go back!

- What are you doing?

Hey, don't you shush me.

Do it one more time

and I'll smack you.

Hello, may I order?

- Rude. Can't you see I'm busy?

With your ugly mug.

- Pardon?

I just want a Crispy Chicken Special.

- We're out.

Out?

- Can't you lip read? Out!

What a coincidence.

What are you doing here?

- The same thing you're doing here.

For the chicken.

It's better than those snails.

Dushi, he still lives with his mom.

- Is she talking to you?

No, I'm just a customer here,

with chicken.

He lives with his mom.

She doesn't know he lives with his mom.

Shall we sit down?

Hey, hello, who are you?

Who are you?

You're ugly. You're ugly too.

Let's be ugly together. OK.

Why were you on Curacao,

by the way?

For an internship.

For how long were you there?

- Six months.

Without your boyfriend?

I can live without him

for six months.

I don't know from which cemetery

he dug this one up. Skeleton.

Give that girl a sandwich.

Victoria Secret.

If anyone is Victoria Secret,

it's me.

How did you like...

...Curacao?

- Wonderful.

The weather is great

and the people are so sweet.

And the food.

- The food! Wonderful.

I miss my mom's food. She makes

the best Galina Stoba of the island.

No one makes it better.

- I'd love to taste it.

No, when yam done...

...take that girl outside

and bring the trash inside.

Robert!

- Good evening.

What are you doing here?

- I came to see Nolla.

Nolla? She isn't here.

- She isn't?

She went out for dinner with Patrick.

OK. Then I'll come back

some other time.

Have a nice evening.

- Same to you.

What do you have there, anyway?

I've been negotiating for months.

I've been to Hong Kong twice.

The deal is nearly closed and dad

can only think about Bonobo Business.

Bon Bini.

A bonobo is an ape.

Are you laughing at me?

Did you see his office?

It looks like a crack house.

I'm sure it's not that bad.

- He's an amateur.

Honey, can't you just talk to your dad?

About what?

About that deal with the Chinese.

It has to be closed.

That's best for both parties.

Can we please talk about something else?

- By new they think I'm some amateur.

But the professional manner in which

I managed to bag the deal is incredible.

I'm not just doing it for myself.

No, I'm working my ass off for dad.

But he suddenly doesn't care

about my Chinese anymore.

The crazy thing is that I used to do that.

Now it's all about the numbers.

"What's the capital surplus?

Do you have a zero-coupon bond?"

"What's the functional reconstruction value?"

That's what occupies me each day.

It drives me nuts.

Tomato.

Just last week I was in a meeting

and someone asked...

Your father doesn't listen to me anymore.

It feels like he doesn't take me seriously.

So I'm wondering:

Why do I work so hard?

That deal in Hong Kong...

- Let me guess...

You've been working on it for three months.

- Sorry?

Exactly. Sorry.

You've been talking about it all evening.

- 0h, Nolla!

I'm going home.

Honey...

Sweetheart...

Don't forget to mention those Chinese

to your dad, though.

Business, right?

That deal will work out.

You have to taste this, sweetie.

Taste.

Is this your mother's famous chicken?

Better than that posh joint, right?

Dance with me, dushi,

dance with me.

What did you put in that recipe?

Haven't seen him like that in years.

I want that recipe.

Changer.

Where are you?

I've been waiting for 15 minutes.

Where?

- At the theater.

That's tonight.

- Oh, right. Completely forgot.

You got us the tickets.

How can you forget?

I'm sorry, but I can't leave now.

I have to go.

One moment.

Hello? Robert?

Hello?

- Hey, Nolla!

How's it going?

- Well, I'm freezing out here.

I have an extra opera ticket.

Feel like coming?

In the Netherlands? When?

- Now!

I'm going to see Oprah! Woohoo.

It's awesome that I can come.

I can't believe she's in the Netherlands.

She comes here frequently.

- What?

I love her music.

She sings?

Who the f*** is this?

Where's Oprah?

Robert...

- Where's Oprah?

Opera?

- Yes, Oprah.

This is opera.

- Her?

It's Tania Kross.

Did you know she was coming?

- Yes.

There's nothing underneath my chair.

Nothing!

I told people I'm getting a car!

She told me Oprah was going to be here.

And I'd be getting a car.

I told everyone...

I told everyone I'd be getting a car.

OK, we'll watch Tania Kross.

Tania, we love you!

We want more! We want more!

Nice.

- There you go.

Finally the promised cocktail.

- Cheers.

Sorry you didn't get a free car.

But it was kind of beautiful, though. Right?

- Kind of?

I've never seen anything this beautiful

in my life. The emotions, the music.

And at some point the drums

sounded like galloping horses and they...

Phenomenal!

- Yes.

Those high notes were incredible.

- Exactly.

Sorry.

Sorry, that wasn't my intention.

So what was your intention?

- It was kind oi spur oi the moment.

I lost myself in you. Suddenly.

I won't do it again.

I like spur of the moment.

A restaurant on the bungalow site.

I can just picture it.

A cute little restaurant.

With fresh fish on the menu

and fungi and baked banana.

I can also picture an old man

playing live music.

What's wrong?

You don't want a restaurant?

It's not that.

It's Bon Bini. Sometimes I'm not sure

I should do business with your dad.

Business and friendship...

What if it all goes wrong?

What if it isn't what you expected?

I might lose everything.

Maybe I should find another investor.

My father knows what he's doing.

He believes in you.

And so do I.

And you get a car.

Norvvin?

- Surprise, bro!

Give me a hug.

What the f*** are you doing here?

- You said ' express'.

What can be more express than this?

- What?

You're not hustling without me, are you?

- Of course not.

So what do you want with Ken Maduro

and this deed?

OK, listen... You don't understand.

- You reeled in a big fish...

...but you don't want to share it with me.

Bon Bini is mine too.

Or did you forget, bro?

Hey, Robert! Nice to see you.

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