Bon Bini Holland Page #3

Yeah, man. Tiger Woods.

I recognize that. Hitting things

is good therapy.

I told my secretary to cancel

my appointments. It's me-time.

I'm the boss, so I can do what I want.

I'm the boss...

Are you going to hit that ball?

Yes.

First time?

Was it that obvious?

I heard that if you want to do business here

you have to play golf.

We do it differently on Curacao.

Curacao?

I haven't laughed this hard

for a long time, Robert.

We're having people over

for dinner tonight.

Why don't you come?

I'd enjoy that.

Forget it.

Not again. This ain't gonna happen.

I don't know what you have in mind,

but this ain't gonna happen.

In the end, you're all the same.

Sorry, but I'm in rush.

- I've got news for you...

There's no way your Space Needle

is entering my Sherwood Forest. Retard.

And don't think you can open

my door through the broken window...

...and sneak around in my bedroom

while I'm wearing my nightgown.

You'd like to fool around in my tunnel,

wouldn't you? Retard.

For once I'm wearing a nice sweater

and everyone jumps my bones.

You and your money management show.

You can manage me anyway you vvant,

dushi.

You're too hot. If I ever were to meet you

I'd smack you down straight away.

What the heck are you wearing?

- Business, auntie.

You're going to do business

in that?

Hear that, John Williams?

He has business.

Auntie, can you drive me

to Kralingen East?

What is that?

What? My leg?

- Move it forward.

Like this?

- And the other one.

That's my other leg.

- Move that one forward.

Know what we call that?

Walking. With your grave digger face.

Idiot.

Huh?

It's Curacao.

Right?

What are you doing here?

- I'm here for Ken Maduro.

Doesn't he live here?

- He does.

Do you work here?

Yes, something like that.

Well, well...

What a pleasant surprise.

Cheri, top me up, please.

If you go to the kitchen later.

The chef has a question about

the pudding, or something.

(fest une dessen, cheri.

Pudding sounds common, don't you think?

So you are?

Ken Ma... Robert Florentijn.

Nice to meet you.

Very nice indeed, Robbie.

I'm Sylvia Maduro.

So you're the wife of...

- Oh, Robbie.

We've known each other

for such a long time.

You can call me Sylvia.

Ah, Robert, you're here. Come in.

- Yes, nice.

Hey, having dinner with us?

Is that OK?

Don't you have to work?

- No.

At home I can usually have dinner

with the rest.

Mine wasn't cooked, by the way.

- It's carpaccio.

Nolla Maduro.

Robert Florentijn.

Sorry about that cocktail.

Something came up.

Something? Or someone?

No. Well, there was someone,

but not someone like that.

What are you two talking about?

We've met before on Curacao.

- Oh, that's nice.

I thought you had an internship there.

I didn't know your thesis was about men.

Ladies and gentlemen, the escargots.

Bon appetit.

I'm so sorry. I'll wipe it off.

Thank you.

So what do you do on Curacao,

besides harassing my girlfriend?

I have...

...a company:
Bon Bini Bungalows.

Bon Bini International.

We're international.

Interesting, a young entrepreneur.

What a coincidence.

So what brings you to the Netherlands?

Guys, let's not talk about business.

- Sylvia, let him finish.

What are you doing now, Robert?

- Now?

I'm here to increase my opportunities.

- Increase even further?

Is everything OK over there?

- I'll get it.

No, I'll get it.

- No, I will. No trouble at all.

Did you know that Hong Kong

is an island as well?

Or 235 small islands, actually.

They call it Nyan Kun, by the way.

Did you know that?

Got it.

But if you just say 'Hong Kong',

they understand what you mean too.

Robert?

Robert?

What is your next step?

That entrepreneurial zest is wonderful.

Well, I have my eye on a piece of land

I want to build on.

Bon Bini Bungalows. And...

The investors are lining up.

All I need now is a money injection.

Interesting. Let's light up a cigar later

and you can tell me all about it.

I love cigars!

There. We deserve that.

It's very good.

I'd love doing something

on Curacao again.

I think we should focus

on that deal in Hong Kong.

Paomo Industries. That's where

the opportunities are.

They made us a great offer.

Us?

- Patrick is my right hand.

We're working on a takeover

in Hong Kong.

Nice too, but this is different.

Investing on Curacao.

It's as if I came full circle.

- I'm not so sure.

Before we look at the former colonies,

we have to do an assessment.

Have you even seen a CV?

You've got a CV, I assume.

Robert?

A CV? No, no one on Curacao

has a CV.

It's too hot. Everyone has an AC.

Did you hear that?

Too hot!

Very funny.

He says the investors are lining up.

You've got a business plan, I assume?

Yes, I have an entire plan.

With business and things and...

We'll come by tomorrow

and you can present it.

Come by?

- Yes.

I mean, let's do it at your office.

You two? OK, that's fine.

No problem. Great.

Jesus.

Focus.

Come on, people!

I can't work like this.

A bit of calcium.

What are you looking at?

I need to top up, a bit of energy.

Deska, coming?

It's cold. I miss you.

I'm almost as fresh as a daisy.

I have a date with HTL Late Night.

Why the sour face?

- I can't find an office.

Office? I can get you one.

- Really?

I'll take care of it.

50 euros on top of your deposit.

PROBATION:

Did I introduce you to my partner?

My right hand. Kofi.

Kofi... Anan.

- Really?

Any relations?

- Yes.

Two sisters and a brother.

Something to drink?

I'll have a cup of tea, please.

- Coffee.

YES?

Coffee.

- Yes?

Yes. Coffee. Is that a problem?

- I don't have a problem.

You have a problem.

- Great, bro.

Some coffee. Something to drink.

An odd location for an office,

don't you think?

No. It was vacant, so I thought:

second chance. That's our motto.

Remember I said to you this afternoon:

second chance? Like a vacation.

A vacation is a second chance too.

You start all over. Bon Bini Bungalows.

All-inclusive bungalow resort

near the water.

So you get water at your bungalow.

No more walking.

So you have water, bungalow.

Water is your garden.

Dolphin in your garden.

Who has that these days?

And you can be part of that.

Got nearly all of the funding.

We need another 20%,

so 200,000 guilders.

That comes down to...

- 84,000 euros.

84,000 euros.

- Exactly. 84,000 euros.

You'd be crazy not to get in on it.

Right?

Great.

It's impressive, Robert.

I could just feel the warm sand

on my feet.

So you're in?

- Absolutely. It has potential.

Potential is my middle name.

So can we sign?

- Fortunately, we're not in a rush.

We first need to see some things.

For instance, do you have...

...a deed of the site?

Or the permits?

Permits...

Of course. Consider it done.

I'll hear from you, once everything is settled.

- I'll call you, Ken.

That looked good, Florentijn.

- Thank you.

Almost too good to be true.

An opportunity like that all of a sudden.

If I didn't know any better,

I'd think you were scamming us.

No way.

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