Bordello of Blood Page #6

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Hurry. Hurry!

Katherine, I'm not complaining,

but I wish your brother would

have picked a less creepy place.

I feel like I'm in a bad

Tales from the Crypt episode.

Sorry.

I had Mexican for lunch.

Next time I'll ask him

to be more considerate.

Caleb!

Come on.

Caleb!

Where are you? God.

I think it's really sweet

you wanna find your brother,

but we should split.

I'm getting some really bad

juju off this place.

Katherine.

Oh, my God.

Here, hold this.

Is he dead?

Is he breathing?

Hey, baby, don't touch me

unless you love me!

Come on, dude, let's party.

- Rafe, no!

- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Sorry, Katherine,

but that wasn't

your brother anymore.

Wrong! I'll always

be your brother... sis.

Katherine,

run from your brother.

Hurry!

I am.

Hurry!

I am!

Katherine,

I'm coming for you.

I like this.

See the ladder? Up.

Katherine.

- Katherine? Katherine?

- Sh*t. We're screwed.

Let's go back.

No, no, wait a minute.

I see a way.

What do you mean?

Jesus Christ, Katherine,

what are you doing?

Come on!

It's the f***ing Grand Canyon!

- Just shut up and follow me!

- What are you doing with that chain?

That is the craziest

f***in' thing I have ever...

Hi, d*ckhead.

That is the second craziest

f***in' thing...

This is a mistake!

Have a little

chloroform, darling.

Too bad.

It's about f***in' time!

I've gone to hell,

and it's worse than I imagined.

Noonan, where am I?

Where's Katherine?

Now, don't you start

with that bullshit.

She was at the factory.

McCutcheon had her.

And that guy who worked

for Current was there.

And her brother.

What is this sh*t?

Get me outta here.

Why don't you shut up?

Do you hear me, thumb dick?

They've got Katherine!

Now get me outta here!

Nurse! Nurse!

Still causing trouble, is he?

Officer, would you mind helping me?

Listen, if we don't

stop these things,

they're gonna

destroy the city.

Listen, you fat f***...

Tammy.

Remind me, Tammy.

Why do vampires hate sunrise?

No. Oh, no. Oh, no!

Oh, no!

You want to keep it down?

I'm trying to rest!

I knew I should have

taken that private room.

Caleb, please let me go.

Sorry, no can do.

I gotta play by the rules here.

I know how you feel.

I didn't want to be a vampire either.

At first.

But after you get used to it...

it's pretty damn cool!

Besides, you know me.

I've always been a night owl.

And getting to live forever

doesn't hurt either, does it?

You got that right.

Before we get down to business, darling,

I'm gonna take you for a test ride.

Oh, sis, can I watch?

Ah, first customer of the night.

What the hell

do you want?

I'm here to see Lilith.

I know I can't fight you all,

so I've come to join you.

- Is that right?

I'll be sure to tell her.

- No.

No, I want to tell her myself.

Come on, Jimmy, I know you

a little better than that.

Into the parlor,

Reverend, sir.

Get your filthy hands

off of me!

Feisty.

I like that.

I like that

even better.

Mmm!

Don't touch me.

Very nice.

You're disgusting.

Breasts are always nice.

But I prefer...

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Ooh!

I guess this is the end

of a beautiful relationship.

Oh, sh*t.

What's happenin', Rev?

Come on, man, talk to me!

I'm jumpy! Friend or foe?

For God's sake,

I am responsible for all this,

but I've come to end it.

All right, all right.

I'll give you this.

It's holy water, man.

This might work for the others,

but it won't do a lick of good

against Lilith.

No, to get her, we're gonna

have to get in real close.

We're gonna have to put

a stake in Lilith?

I'm telling you that to kill her,

we're gonna have

to cut her heart

into four pieces.

Some chicks demand

special attention.

Let's do it.

Ready, padre?

Yep.

Just like

Hope and Crosby.

Last call, Miss Kitty.

Cha-ching!

All right, Rev!

You're a freak for it, Jimmy!

My God, what have we done?

Don't flake on me.

They're vampires.

Send them to hell.

Katherine?

Howdy, honey.

You are outta here!

Oh, sh*t!

This sucks.

Katherine!

Help! Hurry!

Before Lilith comes back!

Katherine, it's me.

It's me, J.C.

Now, don't you worry.

I'm gonna get you outta here.

Just give me a second

while I undo these straps.

I'm sorry if I touch you

somewhere I shouldn't.

It's okay, J.C.

You can touch me.

You can touch me anywhere you want.

F*** you.

Katherine!

Where's Katherine?

Katherine!

Christ, you're so pale.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Hurry.

Wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing?

Just checking

for punctures.

Can't be too sure.

Come on!

Oh, my God.

You gotta...

You gotta hurry.

Go... Go back to the studio.

Broadcast.

Tell the...

world.

All you have to do is

point the camera at me

and keep it in focus.

- Tell Jonas to start

the uplink and go.

- Okay, you got it.

We'll have uplink in...

We'll go in 30 seconds.

Okay.

What the hell...

Katherine?

Jonas, what the hell

are you doing?

- I'm not doing anything, man.

- Katherine.

Rafe, tell Jonas to turn it off.

I don't think he can hear us.

I heard her, I heard her!

- What now?

- So long.

Jonas, can you hear me?

Jonas, are you there?

Can you hear me?

I'm coming up there.

Rafe! Hello?

What's going on?

Jonas!

Honey, Jonas doesn't

work here anymore.

I retired him.

Ooh! Pretty strong

for a little guy.

So you wanna f***?

Lilith, I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick

to the bullet train than f*** you.

How's that?

Trying to impress your girlfriend?

I'm gonna fix that now.

Sh*t. Katherine.

Katherine!

Katherine, get out now!

Katherine, she's coming!

Oh, my God.

Katherine!

I'm afraid God can't help you.

How am I doin', lover?

You gettin' hot?

I thought we could

work this thing out.

You could have his mind,

and I could have his body.

I guess I was wrong.

Face it,

the best you can hope for

is a charity f***!

You know, I've never

killed a woman before,

but I'm kind of

looking forward to it.

Rafe!

No. No.

I guess Reverend Limpdick

forgot to tell you.

- Sh*t!

- You can tear my heart to pieces,

but it won't do any good

if it's still here.

F***!

- Come on, Lilith.

You're holding in a lot of anger.

You gotta see a vampire shrink.

Come on. Lilith.

- Can't we talk about this?

- As far as I'm concerned,

you and I are through.

Lilith. Lilith, baby.

I want you to know

I'm not happy.

I didn't mean it!

I didn't mean it about the bullet train.

Can't we talk about this?

- Please?

- Sure. After.

Come on.

Baby. Snookums.

I'm through

talking now, baby.

First I'll rip

your dick off,

then I'm gonna grind your balls

into guacamole.

Heartless b*tch.

That should do the trick.

When I consecrate a vampire,

they stay consecrated.

Thank you, Rabbi.

Does this go with my shirt?

It's lovely.

Katherine, I don't want

to beat a dead vampire here,

but I really want

to thank you for coming

to my rescue back there.

That's okay, you can beat it

some more if you want to.

What was that?

A little comeback?

That's so sweet.

Good for you.

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