Breaking Wind Page #3

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Okay, that's when we're uncontrollable.

We are vicious, blood thirsty

extranha have this disorder and of obsessive compulsive

telling that makes us all the time.

A testi testi-,

ha, ha, ha.

Two-testi testi,

ha, ha, ha.

Three-testi testi,

ha, ha, ha.

Do not tell anyone that I have three testicles.

It's something that we expect to face...

Count not testes.

Sure .

I'll go ahead check the mail.

I ordered a new box of medicine against acne.

Nooblets Now these are not untrained,

But this is not random

Someone is assembling an army.

An army of vampires?

No, the Salvation Army, b*tch.

Do you think we are talking about?

You know it's really an idiot.

I hate the truth.

We are the only clan

near Seattle.

In addition to why they were created,

If we do not do something about it, the Volturi will

.

I'm surprised they have not done something.

Skies

You never dies, b*tch?

What the hell are you doing, Rosalie?

Sorry. She is so unbearable

Why do not you just talk to her,

for everything sacred?

You're right, Bell?

Oh thank god.

Oh, sh*t.

It has just begun "Project Runway."

We can see on the big screen upstairs.

We, Bell, stop pretending so pretentiously.

Do not know how to do, Carlisle.

Do what?

Work around people who are injured every day.

How to resist temptation?

I've been doing this for a long time, Bella.

I've learned self-control.

I wish that all vampires had

this control.

I know?

Understand Him.

It's Edward who's out there?

Where?

Ah, I was wrong.

You'll feel just a little bite.

Oh, what did you do?

None. is typical in this type of wound.

Sorry .

I was falling out of bed.

And I grabbed what I could to keep from falling.

What are you doing here?

Need to talk to you.

Would you mind giving a hand to

pequeo Edward?

This so good, Bella.

Do not know what you saw in Edward,

But I'm willing to give it my all.

Let me show you.

Ah, could

... Could not do it?

Sorry.

Honestly, I got kicked out of the house.

Can I get a little with you?

I can not let you stay here.

No, not here.

Inside the cavernous your vagina.

Ah, yes.

- Oh, no. No.

- Oh, yes.

Friend, friend. Wait, wait.

What are you doing?

Friend, friend, friend. sorry, friend.

I know that should not be here, but I could not help

.

I can not stop thinking about her constantly

.

Day and night.

She's like my own personal

injection of heroin.

I just want to touch.

That the touch.

Foul.

As you later, okay?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, god. Oh, god,

left on my microphone.

It's so beautiful here.

Alicia

is organizing this huge graduation party

Which, of course, you are invited.

It has really great things planned.

I think something has something to do with Lindsay Lohan.

I had seen with ping-pong balls and a mule.

Yes I think I found too.

What?

I wanted to do it otherwise.

More softly.

But now there is no time.

Time for what?

You should know the truth, Bella.

You have to understand all the options you have.

And now, you have to understand

it measures 77cm.

Heaven.

Was wrapped around the leg?

Yes, three times.

I have a new cream that is amazing.

It has become so large and curved

now.

Mm...

Bella, I want you to choose

instead.

I thought you had seen Jake.

I do not feel it for you.

Listen.

I know he feels something for me.

Just do not want to admit.

Do not have to change

any person or

say goodbye to anyone.

I can give you more than he can.

Truth?

Be careful, you idiot!

Hey, sorry,

wanted to know how you are doing.

We are well.

Want to leave us alone?

Hey, come on?

Are a couple or what?

No. We're working on it.

Curse!

Come on, Jacob.

You are too much together.

Tell us what is happening.

Someone said they saw you in

caress

's Good in one evening.

Hey, give us something new.

So Jake, if you feel well

Eddie eating cheese?

True, huh? Want to talk

cheese? Take it?

Oh god this house is wonderful.

I had the most f***ed up there.

What are you doing here?

Someone told me something

on a free buffet with lobster red.

Congratulations, Bella.

I did something for you.

What sweet.

Thank you Jacob.

Oh, sorry.

I mean...

I have a sexy belly.

So it's true.

'll Be right back.

What did you see?

Already been decided.

What do you mean?

Not go to Seattle.

Come here.

Descupem.

Brand.

Will arrive here within four days,

But not before passing the IHOP restaurant

to eat all the pancakes hang on.

As you know all this?

I follow your "tweets."

"I just had an incredible dinner at the brewery."

"I could not wait to eat pancakes from IHOP

before going to kill Bella."

This will turn into a bloodbath.

Who is behind this?

No one that I have recognized.

Maybe one.

I know your face.

Ronald Steers.

You just add me on Facebook.

Look, what matters is that

an army is coming here.

And we are not a lot to stop them.

Wait.

What is this f***ing army?

Let's face. Noobs. Yes?

Our species.

Are behind Bella.

They caught the smell of her vagina

smelling

of this magazine "Ebony Thunder."

What does that mean?

It's a pretty good magazine.

10 copies for $ 9.95.

Means that there will be a big fight

with the loss of many lives.

And we'll probably have a chance to use a uniform

cool.

Yes!

Okay! We are in this.

No. They will kill you.

Not a chance.

We're not asking permission.

Edward .

Means more protection for you.

We need some training!

Fighting the Noobs

requires the knowledge that Jasper has.

Ah, yes... yeah.

Are welcome if they want to join us.

Okay.

I like doing things.

Tell the time and place.

All this that is happening...

Is for me.

I am the center of everything.

Skies! I'm the best!

I, I, me, me.

We would have to prepare ourselves for what was to come.

Which meant another injection H.P.V.

And supplies for 30 days

remedy for acne.

Thank you.

Well, I studied.

What is this?

Oh, just a gift for graduation

I got from Jake.

Do not worry.

I can not eat any cake.

I'm really a gas of hell.

I mean, literally, at the time as

beginning to tear.

It's really bad.

As the corpse of a coyote

left side of the road for nine months

topped with melted Gruyere cheese.

Type or also as

a system of underground sewers Turkish

just after the Gay Pride parade

in the month of July...

Or as if I had just eaten a lot of

llama crap...

Okay, I understand.

Fede.

Yes Yes, come on.

Sorry for the delay personally.

The Jacob entalou

new heater in the pool.

Work He takes it from there.

What?

Was very good.

Okay.

We know, man.

We know. It's fun.

Anyway welcome.

Jasper has experience with the Noobs.

He will teach us how to defeat them.

Well, what difference is between you and these vampires

Noobs?

They want to know what the differences between us and the

Noobs?

Are much more powerful than us.

Not only have

human tissues in your blood,

But if you inject.

As steroids?

Do not like orange juice, delayed.

Carlisle, we can kill it?

And then at peace with our lives?

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