Breaking Wind Page #4

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Please.

Unfortunately for us,

the first months of life

are the most powerful.

Let me show you

some of their recent activities.

This will be good.

I hate these things.

Vale shame to see it, folks.

Sorry.

It's a "B" or a "P" it?

It is a "P".

Is a "P", dear.

I think it's a "B".

It was a "B".

Damn!

Sorry.

Anyway

Jasper

teach us how to fight against these monsters.

Jasper?

Thank Carlisle.

Ladies and gentlemen, the two most important points

Noobs on how to break down are as follows:

Number one, do not let them catch

behind.

Keep your tight ass.

If you stick inside, they slip

as did my uncle Chris.

Number two, do not let them get

his balls.

They love balls.

Is one of his three favorite foods

which are also parts of the body.

They love it.

I've ever seen. OK?

Rosalie. Do not spare me.

Never.

There are blondes.

That was rule number zero.

I had not said.

Alice.

I love you so much.

Jasper.Pega this.

Who's next?

Who's next?

Oh, sh*t. Come on.

Runs. Corre.

Not even the mighty Joe Young

can with me.

Who said Silk

tastes like regular milk

is a complete liar.

F*** this diet.

Heaven.

What is the plan paleface?

Well, this field will be

our advantage in the fight.

We need to attract here the Noobs

with the smell of Bella.

This will end here.

Edward and I are going to camp on Saturday.

Even though he carry me in his arms

not hide my smell.

Your scent, yet it is repulsive.

What does this mean?

Oh, this is a good one.

Mighty.

Well, maybe just a sample.

Well, what Edward

means is that if you carry me

conceal my smell.

Let's make a test for the Sabbath.

Okay. Let's do this.

Three...

Two, one.

Well, sorry.

Sorry.

This

... We will get there.

Arrive there.

Although it was an idea of ??Edward,

he did not like the idea of ??me and Jacob

spending time together.

I hope he finally understands

my feelings for him are much stronger

that my feelings for Jacob.

Well, except when Jacob

her between her breasts.

I like it,

they are fun.

I will Chamos bags of fun.

Hey .

Want a sandwich?

No, I'm fine.

Father, I was thinking.

Hmm?

Why never married my mother?

Well, eh...

Indeed almost married, baby.

Truth?

Yes

Yes His name was Frank.

I had the package more attractive

I've ever seen in my life.

He loved tennis as I did.

During the weekends we went to

in Palm Springs

and we stayed in one of these rooms with two beds per

$ 69.69.

We searched for antiques

did the "ski train",

ate each other.

What a sick parent.

Why do not you just

talks about the "ski train"?

Sure, sorry.

The "ski train" is when I'm naked on the bed

and he lay on the floor

and masturbated.

When he enjoyed , threw up a jet

and I caught him with my mouth.

And two shouted "ski train".

Oh, this is really disgusting.

Should have asked about the antiques.

Ah. Well, that's when

becomes the "ski train"

with a 85 years old.

This good father, I ask you something?

Please?

Anything.

Do you believe in marriage?

Course! Why?

There's something I want to tell me?

Do not cared for, Bella?

What?

Look, there are things you should know

before becoming physically intimate.

Okay father.

Mom has had this conversation with me.

So...

Ahem. Listen dear.

This is not a game.

Should know about what sex means.

Now the man has penis

And the woman

have vagina.

Some women have vaginas

very large.

Father

Too technical? Alright.

Since there is penetration

man and woman begin to

encoxar each other.

Could make us a demonstration

please?

Father Edward

not interested in sex.

Get out of here!

No, he did not. I mean seriously.

No, seriously. Do not tell me.

Made me waste my time.

I have things to do. Go.

Descupe. My daughter has

a huge vagina.

As, an open mouth.

Hey, someone is looking for antiques?

You?

Ever heard of "ski trainning"?

Do not believe we have the whole house

for us all night.

Good.

It has a bed?

I found a need to sleep.

Well, let me ask you something.

Anything?

Marriage is the condition for

you change me, right?

Okay Yes

I want to negotiate my own condition.

Anything you want is yours.

Promise?

Yes

Put ??this.

What?

Please?

Why?

I thought it would be fun.

For you, anything.

OK.Isto well.

How am I?

Ah, perfect.

OK... now call me your b*tch.

What? I can not.

Ok...

b*tch?

Call me a b*tch?

No. That's not how I was raised.

B*tch b*tch!

Oh, I'll f*** you all!

OK. Now talk about my white ass.

I love your white ass ..

Ah, this is so fun.

Give me your chocolate, LeBron.

OK, OK, stop.

Can not do this.

What? It's just a game.

I'm out.

OK, sorry.

Let's just be ourselves.

You and I?

You are here

tastier anyway.

Oh, wow.

What are you doing?

Oh, just follow me, Edward.

I'll make you feel so good.

Oh, wow. OK.

I can not do that.

Bella, Bella, Bella,

I'm not ready.

Do not attract, Edward?

I mean, we seek a solution.

Can I lipo and silicone

or make a shave.

Anything.

Whatever you want.

No, Bella.

I'm attracted to you, Bella.

Is that...

Want to have the biggest breasts in the world?

Does this help?

No.

Please pay attention to the stage number seven

and let's give a big welcome to

Bella.

Take this b*tch to start.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah?

Get

Take this.

None.

Damn!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Any guy would

your ball left

to be eating me right now.

Eating me, getting stronger.

Know what?

F*** you.

Thank you, bastard.

I lost my erection.

Do not turn us?

Will be decided at the last minute.

I told you how it works.

The Cullens have powers.

Do not underestimate , Ronald.

You have the advantage of the majority,

but they can anticipate each of its movements.

According to your friend.

Yes, my dead friend...

Gary Coleman.

Shortly discovered what they were capable of doing

so killed him.

But not before telling me all about

...

Hey, it seems that

two became a couple?

Damn.

What?

No, seriously, you are

like the vampire version

Bonnie & Clyde.

It's so cool.

Do you mind?

No, I understand.

Want privacy.

But before contains.

Sex is better

as a vampire or a human?

Oh, come on, Ronny.

Do not be shy, brother.

Come on, how is it?

It does not give?

Could ...? No comments. Let

.

Oh, sh*t.

She gave you, right?

A vampire virgin.

Ah, little Ronny

vampirinho is a virgin.

Okay, enough.

We do things, right?

We do everything except this.

??????

Wow. Tried to mount. Wow.

This is something that yes

Jonas Brothers, huh?

Move away from me.

What?

It would be better if they gave

engagement rings

masturbassem and each other?

I did not speak.

This treading on thin ice.

Victoria

No.

Do not you think he exaggerated a bit?

BELLA WAS HERE, SONS OF A B*TCH!

Yes this is the only thing I have

to contribute, I want to do well.

Do well what?

Hi, Jacob.

Said Alice

a storm is coming tonight.

Yes, yes. I can feel.

Undoubtedly

'm having a maximum withdrawal.

Ah, this must catchup. Oh

Picante.

See you there in two hours.

Ready to go, ma'am?

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