Breaking Wind Page #5

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Yes, yes.

Okay,

already know what they have to do.

I took.

And now... oh, heavens.

Gained weight?

Lost muscle?

I'll protect you.

Ready?

Ah... here's one.

After this no one will follow us.

Oh, heavens, is this really necessary?

Want to stay safe, do not you?

Ronald?

I'm not a good swimmer.

Nor me.

Estaba

taking classes at the YMCA and my teacher caught gonorrhea

and had to go back to Kansas.

I can not swim

and I have a vagina.

Arrives.

We will enter.

Let's drink.

Heaven, sorry.

My god.

Do not worry.

You must hurry, sweet tits.

Or these vampires grab you by the tail.

Oh, I almost arrived.

Sensational.

Oh almost.

Heavens, how hard it is.

Oh heavens.

Tell me when you're tired girl.

We're almost there.

Wow. How to burn.

Okay Okay.

Thank you.

Welcome.

We stumbled a little problem

a few miles but overcome.

Should go before the storm arrives.

No, I am as well.

I think I'll camp out here tonight.

Also, I have a chocolate bar

.

Why do you want to stay here?

Because I like to look.

Let entering the tent.

Sorry, honey

I wish there was something I could do

.

OK, I'm fine.

Guys we have a problem.

Someone brought spicy salsa?

Because this burrito is as dry as...

Wow, Bella

this okay?

We are well Jacob.

Leave us alone.

She do not look good.

Let the guy alone!

Look, this is not about me or you Edward.

It's about Bella.

Accept face.

I'm hotter than you.

Really?

Do not leave marks.

Hey, you the boss.

Do not leave marks!

Ah, yes.

No, no marks.

I have to say Jacob

if this situation were not

think probably we would be friends.

I know it sounds strange, but...

I think you're a nice guy.

A good, well...

a nice guy.

I mean, I think...

That their intentions are good.

It... damn, man,

what I mean...

Is our fault that our ancestors

between them have been fought for centuries?

F*** me. Do it.

Makes me well, Jacob...

I need energy.

I would like to start from scratch with you.

Oh heavens!

Maybe go see a movie together

a coffee...

A trip to Las Vegas.

What madness.

A vampire and a werewolf

walking together, no?

I know, I know?

But think.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

We could change things for future generations.

Oh, Buddha...

Hey man, we could make a difference.

What do you say?

Want to go to Palm Springs?

Had a good night's sleep?

Yes I'm fine.

I must say, Jacob is not so bad.

I mean, it really is

true knight

you can trust.

It is difficult to find such qualities in someone

these days.

I said.

No.

Oh my god,

these forests are incredible.

I just gave a sh*t time

near poisonous shrubs.

Oh my god.

We were looking for you guys.

Hello, Laverne. Shirley.

We called you a million times.

We left a million messages.

E:

send sexy photos to Jasper every day.

I did not put this photo

As background on my desktop.

Not put.

Listen, ladies, we

a little busy right now.

Sure, send us away, Carlisle.

We are accustomed.

Seemed to have much time for us

during the last examination

in our vaginas.

Good Girl, honestly.

We're about to get into a fight.

Look, stop telling lies.

You're going to adopt or not?

Unfortunately not.

F*** all the Cullen family.

F*** legal.

Can we go now?

Someone noticed that they seem a bit?

NO EXIT.

What the f***, huh?

I thought I knew where we were going.

Recalculating the route.

Cursed GPS.

The Noobs

will be forced to enter from the west.

Will wait until they cross the battlefield

And then attack him, but only when I give the order

, understood?

Right.

When I give the order.

DESTINATION REACHED.

Well, let's do this.

Leroy Jenkins.

Emmet, idiot.

Curse.

I've had enough.

Enough.

We want them.

Demons, no.

Already begun.

He said he has already begun.

They are??

And now they are imitating birds.

It's very gay.

Oh my god

are imitating birds.

This is very gay.

Jacob has just arrived.

Are marking their territory.

Still going, still going.

Still comes out from someone else?

Someone is injured?

It is close.

I can hear your thoughts.

Something about needing a

waxing Brazilian style.

Abrasion

because he feels when running.

Seth, see.

She found us.

It is not alone.

Oh my god

Ronald, listen to me.

Victoria

is only using him to distract me.

Know I'll kill him.

Actually be happy

not having to deal with you anymore.

Do not pay attention to him Ronald.

Warned him about his mental tricks.

Do not get distracted

Keep looking, keep looking.

Oh, what will it be?

Wow, here we go. Here we go.

Son of a b*tch.

Ha...

Ah, my goddess.

I'll kill you.

Do not

will have an opportunity like this again.

Do you want it.

Want me to feel

The pain you felt when I killed

James

when shattered,

when converted into ashes,

when smoked

and gave everyone a ticket for

at a concert of Enrique Iglesias.

Where was it going?

Come here.

Take this.

IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO

OSAMA BIN LADEN:

You think you're going where?

FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY

Yes

not do that.

Bella...

Do not do it.

Oh, your girlfriend is bleeding.

Let.

Oh, how I hate you.

Both, both.

Want one?

No.

Oh, my god, it's very bad.

It's really... Oh my god,

is really bad.

Oh, it stinks so badly that the corpse of coyote

with melted Gruyere cheese

Which was abandoned

side of the road for nine months.

So bad... oh, the Turkish system stinks

sewage

after a Gay Pride parade

in July.

Oh, oh, that stinks as bad as

if he had eaten llama dung

after...

Okay, yes, I know.

I know. stinks.

Hey, here they are.

Like that part about the llama dung.

We are very good.

Cheers.

Impresionante.

Never seen a small group like yours

defeat a large army like theirs.

We were lucky.

I doubt it.

Luck is when one has a hand of six

and cropier

shows you a king and you play

and caught a four and a queen.

Or just when you bet on two horses 50 to 1,

and come in first and second place.

Or if you get Grambling

over Southern

but has to play a

and cover at the last second.

We will have to eliminate them.

Sorry?

We will be quick.

Not feel anything.

Oh, sh*t.

"Storage Wars" begins in five minutes.

What? He left no recording?

I want to thank everyone for a job well done

and I hope to see them at the wedding of Edward and Bella

next month.

Mazel.

Marriage?

You get married?

Jacob,

you knew this day would come.

For my body tan.

FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY

Finally cancel the wedding or I'll kill myself.

Jacob, put that knife.

This does not rank as

emergency situation.

Finally cancel .

Put that knife down and talk, OK?

Hey, who was Jacob?

What is your opinion about the conflict in the Middle East

?

This kidding?

Get out of here, a**hole.

Oh, man.

Dude, sorry.

My abs.

My glorious abs.

By Edward y Bella.

TWO MONTHS AFTER

Something

... Huh?

There's something here.

What?

There's a damn armadillo out of his nose

It's disgusting.

Sorry.

No measure of time with you is enough

begin with but...

forever.

It is impossible.

Are pregnant?

No, you idiot.

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