Breaking Wind Page #6

Synopsis: A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Grindstone Entertainment
 
IMDB:
2.4
R
Year:
2012
82 min
271 Views


Oh, heavens.

God is a f***ing pain in the belly.

Heaven, knew I should not have bought these stupid

shrimp tacos

Last night that salesperson

rounds of Guadalajara.

OTHER TWO MONTHS AFTER

This

definitely pregnant, Bella.

It has only a slight inconsistency.

The results revealed blood

that the baby's DNA does not match exactly with the

Edward.

The what?

It is impossible.

No, according to science.

Good? So who is?

Dad got b*tches.

THIS FILM IS DEDICATED

FOR FANATICS OF TWILIGHT.

Hello everyone, I'm David and

about to see the new trailer

movie "Eclipse"

of "Twilight" saga.

We're about to see him, friends.

We got hands?

Always do this before.

Probably should we do it.

"The film was approved

next file to the appropriate audience."

I am so nervous.

I'm sorry if I start to scream.

Oh my god.

La comes.

No no no.

-Ai...

No no no.

-... My...

God.

Oh my god.

See that?

Oh my god.

What the hell.

Oh, Alice...

ESPECIALLY THIS...

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New video of "Eclipse" I'll see you

because I need to see it.

I was waiting for him...

Good, not all day,

but most of the day to see him.

I really can no longer wait

is because apparently the Volturi.

I love the Volturi.

Oh my god.

A video of "Eclipse."

Oh my god .

I'm seeing now

page and I can see the trailer now

I'm so nervous.

Oh my god.

I can not wait.

Oh my god, are the Volturi.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's amazing.

I like the part where

...

Triler the "Twilight"...

I like all that part.

All.

I like everything.

Oh my god.

Why do not you show more?

Yes?

Do not know what the fanatics

"Twilight"

Need more?

Need more.

More. Please.

Hola. Bad, please.

I like everything.

What did I just see.

Crying because I was so good.

I have no voice because

spent the whole day...

New video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse"

New Video "Eclipse" I'll see you

because I need to see it.

was waiting for him...

Good, not all day,

but most of the day to see him.

I really can no longer wait

is because apparently the Volturi.

I love the Volturi.

Oh my god.

A video of "Eclipse."

Oh my god.

I'm seeing now

page and I can see the trailer now

I'm so nervous.

Oh my god.

I can not wait.

Oh my god, are the Volturi.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's amazing.

I like the part where

...

Triler the "Twilight"...

I like all that part.

All.

I like everything.

Oh my god.

Why do not you show more?

Yes?

Do not know what the fanatics

"Twilight"

Need more?

Need more.

More. Please.

Hola. Bad, please.

I like everything.

What did I just see.

Crying because I was so good.

I have no voice because

spent the whole day...

I book a ticket for tomorrow morning

because I need to see again.

Oh, my god, oh my god.

I saw the fifth time.

Saw her four times yesterday

and, recently, I came home

to see it for the fifth time

and I feel totally exhausted.

I never tire of this film .

That will not happen.

No, it will not happen.

No, no.

I love this movie.

I love this movie.

I loved every second of it

and I played

which is surprising for me

because that's what usually happens,

totally honest to tell .

Oh, my God, I gotta go see it

again and again and again.

I do not even have words.

And I'm tired, but I'm still

lively

and had never been here before.

And I'm eating cookies

no reason.

For no reason.

For no reason.

Goodbye.

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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