Bridesmaids Page #4
What? What?
Get your
taillights fixed...
I promise.
I promise I will.
I promise. Thank you.
...Before you kill someone.
I'm not going to
kill anybody.
All right.
Here, there's your ID.
And I'm going
to give you this.
It's a buddy of mine.
He has a body
shop in Milwaukee.
He'll fix those
right up for you.
Bill Cozbi?
Yeah, with a "Z."
Different guy.
Yeah.
And don't mention
the whole "Bill
Cosby" thing to him.
It drives him nuts.
I mean it.
Okay, I get it. Thanks.
You know what?
If you mention my name,
that I referred you,
he'll give you
a particularly
good deal.
My gosh. Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
Okay. Well,
I appreciated your cakes.
So, we are even.
That's me, there.
Rhodes. Officer Rhodes.
That's really
nice of you.
Thank you.
We are not all bad.
What?
I was just saying,
we are not all bad!
Oh. Yeah.
Actually, the rest of
them are, but not me.
I'm the best of them.
Okay. Thank you.
Anyway.
Thank you.
I didn't know
you played tennis.
Yeah, I played
a little in
high school.
I'm so glad we
were able to do this.
I'm really glad we
could do this, too.
It's nice we get to hang out.
I know, right?
Yeah.
It's too bad
Lillian couldn't play
with us today.
Poor thing, she is so busy.
Ohh. I know.
But she's not really
that into sports.
Even when we were little,
she didn't like anything
that was too competitive.
She certainly enjoys
playing tennis now.
It's funny how
people change, isn't it?
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
I think they do.
Yeah, but, I mean,
they still stay
who they are, pretty much.
I think we change
all the time.
I think we stay the same,
but grow,
I guess, a little bit.
I think if you are growing,
then you are changing.
But, I mean, we are changing
from who we are,
which we always stay as.
Not really,
I don't think so.
I think so.
I don't.
Annie! These are my kids.
Step-kids.
Step.
They are so hilarious.
Funny.
Excuse me,
my husband's kids.
What are
you guys up to?
Going to the snack bar.
Awesome. You need
a ride home later?
F*** off, Helen.
Okay. Put a quarter
in the swear-jar.
Good to see you.
They are so cute.
Sweet kids.
Carol!
Get your sh*t together, Carol!
Yes!
I've seen better
tennis playing in
a tampon commercial.
Umm...
I've been thinking, and...
Brynn needs to start
paying rent. That's it.
She's been here
long enough.
The three of us live here,
it's not fair for
me to be paying half.
What do you say?
Well, she can't work.
She's on a tourist visa.
Yeah. So, technically,
I'm only allowed to tour.
Well, you know...
I have no way
of earning money,
unless I just
go and prostitute
down on the street.
I don't want you
to do that, no.
"Hello, fellas.
Here I am."
Yeah, but we...
"Put your American sausage
"in my English McMuffin."
No, we did that.
All right.
Okay, I don't even know
what you're
talking about any more.
There's three
people living here.
Yeah.
If she doesn't
start paying...
I'm not.
...she has to leave.
Is this about
the diary again?
What diary?
Your diary proved
very interesting to read.
You read my...
You read my journal?
At first, I did not know
that it was your diary.
I thought it was
a very sad,
hand-written book.
What? That does not
make any...
But, because of
the deep personal details
and the bits that
mentioned Gil and Brynn...
No, no, no, no.
- Don't read my journal!
- And the crumbs.
Then...
Don't go in my room!
Well, hello! I think,
before you make
those sort of demands,
you need to,
maybe, think about
putting a note on
your door saying,
"Do not come into my room,
read my diary and
wear my clothes."
Wow, I've never been
to this part of town before.
Look, you can get
your checks cashed
next door.
I know it looks
a little scary
on the outside,
but the food
is really good,
authentic Brazilian.
I'm telling you,
this is where
Brazilians come to eat.
I got to say, Annie's
really good at this.
to the weirdest places
and the food is
always incredible.
And plus, you get
a lot for your money, too.
So that's good.
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Whoa! Somebody
likes Brazilian food.
To my bridesmaids.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers to Lil!
This is such a stone-cold
pack of weirdos,
and I'm so proud.
And I just want to toast
all of you ladies.
I'm so happy to
get to know you guys,
and happy to say
that I have four
new friends.
Absolutely. Cheers.
So, Annie,
do you have a date
for the wedding?
Um...
I don't... I don't think
I'm bringing anybody,
I guess.
Please, can I
set you up? Please?
Annie, you can't go
to the wedding alone.
Please?
If you go alone,
people might think
you're a prostitute.
Maybe.
I'm sorry.
I hope that you're all hungry
What would you like?
Yeah, I'll have
some of that, please.
I'll start with this.
I'd say yes.
Hello, chicken.
This is crazy
good, ya'll.
Helen, aren't you
eating any meat?
It's not good
to eat a big meal
before a fitting.
I feel a bit
bloated, so...
Not me.
No?
No. Physically,
I don't bloat.
Lucky.
That is lucky.
It's a gift.
I can't wait to be married
for as long as you've been
married.
And to have kids.
And be a mom.
Becca?
Yeah?
The other night,
I'm slaving away,
making a beautiful
dinner for my family.
My youngest boy
comes in and says
I said, "No, we're not
ordering pizza tonight."
He goes,
"Mom, why don't you go
and f*** yourself?"
He's nine.
Okay, now that
Lillian's in the bathroom,
I just wanted to
talk to you guys about
I was thinking it
could be French-themed,
since she's always wanted
to go to Paris her whole life.
So I figured we
and have champagne
and little cookies.
They'd say "Lillian
and Dougie" on them.
We can dip them in
chocolate fondue,
and get cheese from
the nice part of the store.
I love that.
Good idea, Annie.
We can have
French invitations,
the whole thing.
Don't you think
that'd be nice?
That's adorable!
That's really cute.
Good. Great.
I don't know.
It's really cute.
But I feel like,
personally, the Paris theme's
a bit,
"Been there, done that."
I just feel
like we can top it.
We should throw
some ideas around.
See if anyone else
has a theme they had in mind
or something
they'd been thinking of.
What about
a Pixar-themed shower?
And we all come dressed
as our favorite
Pixar character.
That, and I'll just
snowball on top of that,
also Fight Club.
Female fight club.
We grease up,
we pull in.
Lillian doesn't know,
so it's, "Surprise!
We're going to fight!"
We beat the sh*t out of her.
She's not going
to forget that.
We just f***ing attack.
Can I be honest?
No.
I'm at home with
three boys all day,
every day.
What about
the bachelorette party?
That's what's more important.
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