Bridesmaids Page #5

I've got a new tube top,

I want to cut the tags off.

I'd like to take

advantage of this opportunity.

Where are we going?

I'm going

to second her.

We'd better

blow this sh*t out.

Yeah.

That poor girl, Lillian,

who we're all here for,

is in the bathroom

probably bawling her

f***ing eyes out.

Because she's realizing,

"Holy sh*t!

"I've got to spend

the rest of my life

with Doug."

He's my brother. I love him.

But he is a f***ing a**hole.

I think we can all

agree on that, right?

We can...

We'll figure it out.

I mean, I can think of stuff,

and it will be great.

We just have to make sure

it's really, really special.

Belle en Blanc?

This is the place.

Great job, Annie.

Thanks.

Annie.

Belle en Blanc.

Reservation name?

I don't have one.

We're just here to shop,

just to try on some dresses.

Okay. Well, the next

available appointment

for bridesmaids'

fittings is in seven weeks.

Absolutely no walk-ins.

Whitney? It's Helen.

Helen Harris?

Yeah!

Hi!

Hi.

Oh, my God. Hi. Listen,

I'll buzz you right in.

Great, thanks.

Okay.

Hello. Welcome, come in.

You look wonderful.

Great to see you.

Welcome to Belle

en Blanc, ladies.

- Welcome to heaven.

- Thank you.

Oh, man!

This is some

classy sh*t here.

Jesus, Megan!

I'm sorry,

I want to apologize.

I'm not even confident

on which end that came out of.

Whitney, back to you.

I'm sorry.

Anyway, take a look around.

Get to know the dresses.

If you need anything,

I'll be in my office.

Have fun.

Oh, my God.

It's a Fritz Bernaise.

Ladies, I...

Oh, my God!

I just don't think

we can do any better.

This is...

This is beautiful.

That is gorgeous.

It's unique,

it's special, it's couture.

This is made in France.

Helen, this is $800.

Are you kidding?

It's on sale.

Are you serious?

Oh, my gosh.

What a perfect combination.

You guys,

it was meant to be.

Oh. that's nice.

There's other dresses

we should be looking at.

Nope, not that one.

Lillian,

Lillian, look at this one.

Isn't this pretty?

Yeah.

It's really pretty

and sweet, and...

We don't want to

upstage Lillian

with a big fancy dress.

Maybe we should

just get something

kind of simple.

Oh.

Please do not worry

about upstaging me.

Because guess who

Helen is friends with

and who's

designing my wedding dress.

Lady St. Petsois JuJu.

I just sent my

measurements to France, y'all.

No, you didn't.

Where were you when I

was getting married?

Ladies, let's not decide

on this bridesmaids'

dress straight away.

Let's let

our bodies decide.

Try some things on

and have some fun, okay?

Yeah, let's have

some fun, girls.

Ladies,

start your "engines."

- Oh, yeah.

- Lil, Lil.

- Amazing.

- This is so cool.

Ladies. Ladies,

if I may interject.

I just want to say

you all look stunning.

That's a given. Head to toe.

But, sadly,

we need to agree on one.

Well, I mean, ladies,

you all look beautiful.

But I just think,

personally, the

Fritz Bernaise is just...

I mean...

it's a Bernaise.

This is

one of a kind.

I just...

I don't think

there is a question.

No. No question.

There might be a question.

I might...

I might have a question.

I think this

dress would look great

on everybody.

It's a great color.

It's a great length.

It's fun. You can twirl.

You can move in it.

You can spread

your legs apart.

And it's a great price.

This is designer as well.

Is anyone else hot?

It is like an

oven in here.

Okay, well,

maybe this might

help you decide.

While you gals were

in the changing room,

I happened to rustle up

a two-year-old Lady

JuJu dress in storage.

I had Lillian put it

on so you could see

what you'll be

standing next to.

Lillian, honey.

My God.

Beautiful length.

Breathtaking.

Holy sh*t!

You look amazing.

That's a dress.

That dress is so pretty

it makes my stomach hurt.

Lillian,

- I don't know what to say.

- You look...

Megan, are you okay?

I think...

My dress was

probably just tight.

Oh, my God.

You got food poisoning

from that restaurant,

didn't you?

No, I had the same thing

that she had and I feel fine.

Oh, my... Okay.

Oh, no.

Why is this happening?

Nothing is happening.

Oh, my God.

I don't really care

which dress we get.

It doesn't matter to me.

I just need to get

off this white carpet.

Oh, God.

Okay. No,

not the bathroom.

Everybody go outside.

I'm serious!

There is a bathroom

across the street.

I think everybody

has the flu.

Sh*t!

I need the toilet!

I need the toilet!

I need the toilet!

No!

No. No, Megan.

No! No!

Look away!

Megan, no!

Look away!

You don't look

very well, Annie.

I feel fine.

Are you sure?

It wasn't that

gray kind of lamb?

You ate a lot of

that weird chicken.

Was it that?

No. I'm...

I... I feel fine.

I think you'd just feel

better if you threw up.

I don't have...

I don't have to throw up.

I am so sorry.

Get away from me!

You're not sick?

No.

No?

In fact, Helen, I'm hungry.

And I wish I had a snack.

You're hungry?

I'm starving.

What did we eat?

The sink is a goner.

What are you doing?

It's coming out

of me like lava!

Oh, my God.

Don't you

f***ing look at me!

Hmm?

Jordan almonds.

These are great.

Thank you.

Better?

I was...

I was just hungry.

Yeah.

Annie, everybody

is really sick

from that restaurant.

But it wasn't

the restaurant.

No, no, no, no.

Lillian,

where are you going?

No.

I need a bathroom.

Lil!

No. No.

Lil, where are you going?

Be careful.

What are you doing?

It's happening.

It's happening.

- It happened.

- What are you doing?

It happened.

No. Don't you

dare ruin that dress!

Ohh. You're really

doing it, aren't you?

You're really

shitting in the street.

We'll just take five

of the Fritz Bernaises.

Thank you, Whitney.

They really do look better.

Right.

Thank you.

You okay?

I crapped

my wedding dress.

I crapped...

I... I crapped

my wedding dress.

Lunch was fun,

though, right?

It was a good time,

all the girls together.

Is this a sign, Annie?

No. I'm just

going to pull over

really quick,

though, because...

What?

...My tire just

feels a little...

Where are you going?

My tire just feels

a little low.

I just want to check

my tire real quick.

Oh. Could I borrow

your razor, please?

Thank you.

Mmm-hmm.

Have a good date.

Thank you.

Is the guy that

you're going out

with also over 40?

I'm not over 40.

Forget it.

Lift up your arm.

Point up.

Ow!

Sorry.

Hi.

Annie.

Pete?

Yeah.

Come on in.

All right. Thank you.

Oh. This is

my son, Tyler.

Hi, Tyler.

Hi.

These things are

always so awkward.

Yeah.

I'm not really a setup guy.

Me, either.

But Becca spoke

so highly of you.

She had a lot of

really nice things

to say about you, too.

That's nice to hear.

I'm going to go upstairs,

throw on a couple

of finishing touches.

The babysitter's not here yet,

so just hang out with Tyler

and I'll be

right back down.

Okay.

Okay.

So, how old are you?

Do you watch movies?

Are you afraid of dying?

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