Bro, What Happened? Page #9

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from the eating out movies.

Okay.

Oh!

Phil, Carl, what's up, bros?

Cal...

How you doing, bro?

Dude, I left you 50 foot

under by that sunken treasure.

How the f*** did you get up

without another tank of oxygen?

Dude, I can hold

my breath forever.

No, sh*t.

Oh, yeah.

Let me practice

that right now, goddamn it.

I've just woke up...

Just say you want to know

who you f***ed.

Get it out.

He totally put his pig

in your blanket.

That's enough.

Polly?

Why don't you just ask me?

I would.

I should cut.

I will cut next time,

that's your job.

I apologize.

I'll go all the way through.

I'll go all the way through.

I'm so sorry, Dante, I love you.

It's okay.

F***, man.

I thought you were

doing America's race.

You're in the

f***ing catamaran.

I thought you were in Tahiti.

Well, hold on. You think

it was anal or vaginal?

Excuse me? It's definitely

anal with this guy.

Hey.

Last time I saw you,

you were giving

Miley Cyrus a buzz cut.

So were you like

born with a penis?

You get the f*** out!

F***.

25 f***ing years, I still

burn my f***ing thumb.

You're gonna...

you're gonna get.

This is why I like fruit.

I hate this sh*t.

B*tch, take your lunch break.

Chop, chop, let's go.

What's up, man?

How you guys been?

What's up, Hensen?

F*** off, Hensen,

and my name's Cal

for Christ's sake.

Get the f*** out of here.

Was her tail,

still connected when she died?

Because there's people

that steal tail,

they're called tail thieves,

off a dead dog carcass.

Last time I saw you,

you were on top

of the Arc d'Triumph,

How the f*** did you get...

Is that, I'm sorry,

was that a f*** one

or a regular one?

You can say f***.

You kill me every time.

Step in, step out.

I don't want to talk to you.

Well, I'm sure

you don't, but...

I don't want to talk

to no dog killer.

I know I killed your dog

but I feel really bad

and that's why I got this dog

from the shelter this morning.

It's like a peace offering.

It's not even

the same kind of dog.

Look how cute it is. Don't you

want to hold it for a second?

Yeah, but you made my dog Alpo.

But I feel bad, that's why

I'm bringing you this one.

Maybe we should take

this one and kill it.

See how you feel.

Whatever you want to do,

I don't care.

I'm just trying to be nice.

You disgust us.

What?

Let's go.

You know what,

f*** them, let's go.

You know what, f*** you people.

F*** you.

F*** off.

The dog looks like you.

These mother f***ers.

And Daniel here

is wondering...

Phil.

Phil.

Here we go again.

Ten baby rabbits.

Whole family

is dying in a fire.

That's hilarious.

Now it's gonna make me laugh.

That's good.

Oh.

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