Bro, What Happened? Page #8
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then I'd just be settling
and I don't want to settle.
But, Phil...
No, Beth, I'm sorry but no.
But look,
no hard feelings, okay?
Let's try
and stay friends, okay?
And actually I know
how much you love sweets,
so I got you
some special chocolates.
Do you have those special
chocolates I got for Beth?
Yeah, yeah, they're right here.
You know how much
you like sweets, babe.
And I had these special
chocolates imported just for you.
So why don't you
just head back home
and we'll just talk
when we talk.
Okay?
Um, well...
Wow, these are great, thanks.
And this will...
this will all blow over.
And I'll pray for us.
Okay?
Bye.
Good-bye, Beth.
Peace be with you, Beth.
Enjoy the wafers.
Bye, Beth.
Oh, dude, that was
so instant revenge. Oh, my God.
She better not get ass
cancer from those candies, bro.
Dude, no.
It was petty, it was mean,
it was stupid and it felt
really f***ing good. Yes!
I mean this doesn't
answer about Phil's nuts.
What about them?
Well, I mean, if he didn't
the hoochie coochie from you
then why has he been scratching
like there's no tomorrow?
Last night
after we went to bed,
we heard gunshots
and then Mr. Tom and Cherry
came running up
into the room
and you told Mr. Tom
that you guys were BFF for life
and started talking
to him about baseball.
And then he asked you
if you wanted
a baseball tattoo on your pubes
and you were like,
"F***, yeah. "
So you have a new tattoo.
It's actually
pretty f***ing cool.
Well, this is getting
a little weird.
Come on, Georgia.
Meester, let's go talk
about our friendship.
I've never
had a gay friend before.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know
if you've official met Georgia.
She's my...
I'm his girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
Oh, nice Adam's apple.
All right, ass clowns,
I'm out of here.
Jamie, wait.
I just want to talk to you
for a second.
I feel like a douche
because last night in the party
I told everybody
that I loved you.
And I know now
that what I should've done
and told you that
you're the first girl
I've ever really liked.
And ever since I first saw you,
I haven't been able
to stop thinking about you.
And I know
that you would never feel
that way about some...
about somebody like me.
Well, first of all,
don't tell me how I feel.
And second, why don't you
take me out to breakfast
so we can talk about it?
Yes.
Thank you again for taking
such good care of me last night.
Hey, it's okay.
I really took to heart
what you said
about not settling.
I don't want to settle.
I want to find someone
who loves me for me,
someone who respects me,
someone...
someone who doesn't
tell me what to do,
asks me what to do.
We all do, Phil.
Oh, oh.
Wow.
I think that might have been the
greatest kiss of my entire life.
Me too.
Oh.
There you go, man.
Coffee and duds.
Perfect.
That's my finger.
All right.
Sorry.
I need it.
Well, well, Phil, now
that we've kissed,
I think it's time
for you to meet my dad.
Oh, whoa.
Let's slow down
there right, man?
Phil,
I would like you
to meet my father, Bob.
Hey, little guy.
Her nickname is f***ing.
Polly f***ing Wallace, bro.
As in mother f***ing Bob.
His name's
probably not Mr. Tom.
It's just a college party.
MF Bob, just...
it's like a campus legend.
Let me be the first
then to officially welcome
you to the campus.
You want some bacon?
Polly, I'm talking
about a campus legend.
Oh, I'm going
I love bacon.
Bob?
Bob is your dad?
And this is your house?
Yes.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry about your mug, sir.
We are family.
He's a good one, daddy.
Oh, I see that, babe.
Hey, Bob.
Uh...
Cherry has something
she wants to say to you, man.
Hey, I'm really sorry
I shot your dog.
I got this little guy
from the shelter this morning.
He's so cute.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
I love dogs so much.
It's all right.
I know you killed my dog,
but she was going to be
put down today anyway.
I would've had her put down
professionally with a needle.
But, hey,
you saved me in the trouble.
Really?
Yeah.
So what now?
What do we do now,
is we just see
if this little puppy
likes bacon.
Who doesn't like bacon?
Crazy boys, such crazy boys
Crazy boys, so crazy boys
Crazy boys, such crazy boys
Crazy boys
So crazy boys, so crazy
Such crazy
I said,
"stop, leave me alone"
"Cause I ain't got time
to put up with the tone
Too busy dreaming
I'm the best
So sorry, Mr. West,
but my video would have won
If it only did exist
Boy, boy you're crazy
Girl, girl, I know
I keep battling your demon
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
All right.
Wait, no, no.
Tell me, what is it?
Well, there's
something in here.
Oh, my God,
this is Meester's camera.
No, it isn't.
Yes.
Oh, my God, put it on.
All right, all right, yes.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
So Georgia, you just
and there his heart.
Yeah!
You see it.
I'm kidding, I'm not actually
gonna eat your heart.
I'll put it back.
I'll put it back.
Don't you worry.
Oh!
I just made another mistake,
I'm really sorry.
You see, I told you
if you drain it fast,
you will pack up.
Yeah.
Cheers, boys.
Now do yours.
Georgia!
Georgia!
Come here.
Dog is so cute.
Is everyone okay up there?
Hey.
Is that Kevin Smith?
Got me.
I don't know.
Good party though.
Great party.
You know the problem is,
Bob's gonna be pissed,
his whole house.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Let's get on.
Hey, are you filming us?
Oh. Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Now!
Now!
Hey, give me the money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money.
Give me the money. Oh!
All right, do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, my God.
Phil here
partied hard last night.
You know how we all party.
He partied hard.
And he's wondering
if he partied
hard inside of you.
God, I mean,
how I got this freaking
wooden arrow in my neck?
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, how do I know?
Like when they stand up
they look like the letter ten...
Well, letter ten.
- Number ten.
- Quiet.
Now what the f***
is the noise about?
Oh!
Goddamn it, why is there noise?
I'm not really that bad.
That's a baby pig,
Oh. Oh.
That makes me sad.
No, man, because,
it's like a little pig and...
Take two.
He's making me laugh.
I thought you were
at the Britney Spear's concert.
How the f***
did you get out of there?
I was supposed to take her
to the vet this morning
to put her down.
Now you don't have to.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I was about...
She had...
she had sickle cell anemia.
Ooh.
Yeah, it's weird.
That's rough.
She was a black lab.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Mexican Jonah Hill
and the guy
that looks like the dude
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