Broken Hearts Club Page #11
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See you guys.
What happened?
Paul dumped Taylor.|Taylor's a wreck.
Party's gonna break up soon,|if you want a ride.
Howie, no.
You know,|I can't be your Rice-A-Roni.
My what?
Your Rice-A-Roni.
It's the ultimate '7 0s game show|consolation prize...
the thing everybody went home with|even if they lost.
It is not like that.
It's different.
Yeah.
Oh, my--
Oh, don't do that.
Because you know that|gets me worked up when you do that.
Do what?
You take off your glasses.
You rub your eyes.
And you're speechless.
I still make you speechless?
- Where's your jacket?|- It's in the car.
Let's go.
Do you wanna talk about it?
What's to talk about?
Gay men in L.A. are a bunch of 10s|looking for an 11 .
On a good night, and if the other guy|is drunk enough, I'm a six.
- That's not true.|- It is.
I love you, and I know|that you mean well, but it is.
Patrick, maybe it's time|you start hanging out...
with a different group of guys.
They're the only ones|that make it bearable.
Good night, Patrick.
Oh,just before I forget,|Leslie and I wanna have a baby...
and since that's biologically impossible|for us to do so without sperm...
and since your genes are close to mine,|we thought we could borrow yours...
and then it would be like the baby|she and I would've had together...
had I a penis.
You wouldn't have to sleep with her.|She'd be artificially inseminated.
So take your time,|think about it.
Not to rush you, but we do want to|kind of get moving on it right away...
like within the next couple|of ovulation cycles.
So...
talk to you tomorrow.
- You can drive away now.|- Oh, okay.
Go home. I'll get the rest.
Come, you spirits...
that tend on mortal thoughts.
Unsex him here.
Now is not the time|for Shakespeare in the Living Room.
No, of course not.|It's getting late.
It's only 20 minutes to your next|meaningless sexual experience.
- Ten, if I'm lucky.|- Never, if you're really lucky.
Notice how subtly|I'm ushering you towards the door?
Notice how subtly I'm ushering you|towards a healthier existence?
Good night,Jack.
Happy birthday, Dennis.|I love you.
Don't get nervous.
Little kids and senior citizens|don't say it for you to say it back.
We should light a few more candles.
I'm cool.
Yeah, but we could use a little,|you know, some mood adjustment.
How 'bout--
How 'bout some music?
- Sure.|- Great.
- Whatever.|- Yeah. Great.
You like the Carpenters?
Play something else.
You don't find Karen Carpenter's|music even remotely romantic?
- No.|- None of it?
Not "Close to You,"|" Rainy Days and Mondays."
What about the one|about Warren Beatty?
"You're So Vain."|That's Carly Simon.
- You should go.|- What?
I'm feeling virtuous all of a sudden,|but I'm gonna go with this impulse.
- Is this about the music?|- No, it's not. It's about me.
- I can't do this anymore.|- We haven't done anything yet.
I know what we're about to do,|and I can't do it.
- Sure, you can.|- You're right.
- I can, but I'm tired of it.|- You're tired of sex?
Yes. No.
I'm tired of sex with people who care|what I look like and make up the rest...
and I'm tired|of doing the same with them.
I want something more...
something else.
I want someone who likes my music|and I care about in the morning.
I keep forgetting your name...
because my friends and I|refer to you as "J. Crew guy."
It's Ted.
Well, Ted...
I'm sorry.
Normally, how you look in that sweater|would be enough, but just not tonight.
You scared me.
It's my house.|I'm allowed to do that.
- Is Cole asleep?|- Yeah, he's asleep.
There's nothin' in there.|I checked.
You should try the cake.
The icing looks gross,|but the cake's pretty good.
This is not what I need tonight.
- You are not what I need tonight.|- What'd I say?
I made that cake you just insulted|for my own birthday.
It took me two hours, and I didn't|even get to blow out the candles...
'cause my friend's relationship|hit DEFCON 5.
Bummer.
Everyone knows that birthday wishes|are the only ones with real validity.
I plan on writing to the committee|for an extension.
Why write?
Now you made the deadline.
Come on. Make your wish.
Thank you.
Kevin.
You must be "Ennis."
That's Dennis.
Somebody ate the "D."
- Are these yours?|- Yeah.
I found your darkroom when I|was looking for the bathroom...
so I figured you were|a photographer or something.
Or somethin'.
- I like this one.|- That was my first class assignment.
We had to find an inanimate object|that represented our emotional state.
I had just come out of the closet,|hadn't met any of my friends yet...
but I was still feeling a sense|of strength and independence.
You're Benji's friend?
Oh, yeah.|More sort of coworker...
but I like him.
- Apparently not enough.|- What's that mean?
Between you and me, I think|you kind of dashed his hopes tonight.
You've been a hot topic of conversation|since you joined the Structure family.
What, he's been talking about me?
Relax. It's just a crush.
I mean, you should be flattered.
By the next full moon,|he'll have a new one. It's his way.
I don't get you guys.
Is that all you do,|sit around here and talk about men?
Either that or we talk about men.
Yeah, well...
I think it's really gay.
- You're not out, are you?|- What?
You're not just a newbie.|You're not even out to anyone.
- I don't think it's anyone's business.|- It isn't.
- I'm getting tired of being asked.|- I can imagine.
Why do I have to tell anyone anyway?
Maybe I'm straight. Maybe I'm gay.|Maybe I haven't decided.
Maybe I should say good night.
Yeah. Good night.
You're right.
It looks lonely.
the best or worst thing to happen to me.
Clearly, without them,|my life would be a lot less fun...
but with them...
I don't know if I'll ever be able|to have a life of my own.
Do you know|what I'm talking about?
Do you want to|keep it short on top?
Yeah.
I know they're my friends. I just|don't know if I can trust any of them.
Especially when it comes to men.
Every time I introduce someone,|they're all over him.
Watch your posture, all right?
Sorry.
Take, for instance,|the party the other night.
Taylor's boyfriend|broke up with him from Hawai.
Howie went home with Marshall again.
Benji's quasi-boyfriend|slept with Cole.
And my sister ends the evening|with a plea for my sperm.
It's like one big gay soap opera.
I keep waiting for Sue Ellen|to wander into my living room...
and tell me she secretly bought|controlling interest in my oil company.
I was watching this documentary on cable|about this tribe of monkeys in Somalia.
Benji was telling me about this|documentary he saw about monkeys--
In Somalia.
They hang out with each other until|mating season, and then just like that--
They attack each other.|It's survival of the fittest.
I thought to myself,|that's our group.
That's us.
We're those monkeys, and I'm|the monkey with the image problem.
The only one who's unfaxed|by anything is Cole.
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