Broken Hearts Club Page #12
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- 2000
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I mean,just look at him.
He's gorgeous,|completely straight-acting.
He's the ultimate meanwhile,|and he has no soul.
If you asked me, Cole is precisely|what's wrong with this group.
We all want to be him,|but we're all afraid to admit it.
Actually,|Howie would probably admit it.
I wanna be Cole.|Why can't I be Cole?
Why can't God have made me Cole?
My friends get a haircut with this.
It's not like I wanna be Cole|or anything.
He just makes it all look so easy.
I just wish it was, you know,|that easy to let someone in.
To get a boyfriend.
To be beautiful.
Thanks, Betty.
You always know just what to say.
It's a gift.
Where is my living room?
- I just shifted it around a little.|- No, this is your living room.
You didn't shift|my living room around.
You shifted my living room out|and your living room in.
Distributed evenly around the house.
- Distribute it back.|- It took me all day.
Start now, you'll be done in time|to set your curlers for bed.
Okay, Dennis.|Think of it this way.
A furniture arrangement|is like a new hairstyle, right?
You have to live with it for a few days|before you know if you like it or not.
That's not true.
I haven't had a shag, but I don't have|to live with one for a few days...
to know that I don't want one.
Thank God you're home.
Thanks to Mufassa here,|it's now a Tunisian hut.
- Why do I even try?|- I have amazing news.
This casting director is bringing me in|for this role in this Kip Rogers movie.
- That's terrific.|- Except I ran out of head shots.
- You need me to make a head shot.|- Bingo.
- Go get your negatives.|- I love you.
You are a f***ing godsend.
I hear Kip Rogers is a big fag.
Kip Rogers is not gay.|He's married.
Please, that's right up there with,|"He's not gay. He's in a fraternity."
My agent thinks that I have|a really good shot for this one.
Says they're just looking|for a face.
Doesn't that bother you?
- That people think I'm attractive?|- That that's all they think.
That's not necessarily true.
When was the last time you got asked|to audition for a role?
It's always they want a look|or face...
or nice eyes.
So what? Who gives a f***?|That's my way in.
What matters is whether or not|I have the sh*t to back it up.
I guess.
- So you like this Kevin kid?|- He's nice enough, sure.
That's how you feel about him?|He's nice enough?
Do I agree with his opinions|on the Middle East?
Forget I asked.
It's been a week.|Who knows what I feel?
I think if this is gonna be|another random you sleep with and dump--
- Another?|- You don't have the best track record.
- You're not taking home the gold.|- This isn't about me.
What is your excuse for not|settling down with one of your scams?
You don't even call them back.
At least I have the decency|to date them for a little while.
Which brings me to my point.
Why lead somebody on when you know|it's not gonna work out?
Because what if it does?
A relationship|can't be built on lust.
No more than you can base a relationship|off coffee and good conversation...
but that works just fine|for our first date.
There it is.
Well.
Have you gained weight?
What? Where?
Every night at about 1 1..00 it hits.
have to spend another evening alone.
So I go over there.
- That's called being horny.|- It's not horny.
I know horny.
I've taken entire|lecture series on horny.
They have lecture series on horny?
They don't call it that.
You think I should|paint my toenails again?
Any time you hags|wanna join the game.
I hate the outfield.|There's too much action.
Where did my mitt go?
Oh, say can you see
How y'all doin'?
You ready for this?|You ready for this one?
Attaboy, Taylor!
With a monarch's voice,|cry havoc...
and let slip the dogs of war!
Strike!
Our first game of the season, and they|pit us against the Hollywood Firemen?
Not only are they better than us,|they're a physical distraction.
Come on. Let's play.
Look at that.
Strike two.
You know, if he was smart,|he'd hurl himself in front of the ball.
- I tell you, it's the law of fractions.|- You're insane.
Howie thinks one|of the other players is gay.
It's a known scientific fact|that one out of ten men is gay.
Including the bench, they've got|1 1 players. You do the math.
I dare you to share that with them.
Thank you.
Where's Cole?|He's up after Will.
I'll get him.
Strike three! You're out!
I don't understand why they don't|just let me hit off the tee.
Shut up, b*tches.
You're up in two.
Thanks, Den.
So you're still deciding|if you're gay?
I'm going with the shortstop 'cause he's|the only one with the shirt tucked in.
Benj, hold these.
Cole, if you had to pick a mole|off the other team, who would it be?
No problem. Catcher.
Catcher? Yeah, right.
The biggest meanwhile on the team|is really gay? People think I'm crazy.
The guy's a total breeder.
First round at Jack's|says I'm right.
Who's the coach?
That's Jack. Loves baseball|and Hawaiian shirts.
- Shakespeare fan, huh?|- Classically trained.
Before he opened the restaurant,|he was a stage actor in New York.
See that man?|That's his partner of 20 years.
Plays piano at the restaurant.
Comes to all the games.
We call him Purple Guy,|for obvious reasons.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, Mr. Catcher.
You got a name?
Sure.
It's Low and Inside.
Strike!
- Thanks for the tip.|- Next time listen to me.
My friends and I|have a little bet goin'...
that one of you fire boys plays on|our league, if you know what I mean.
That's interesting.
- Who'd you bet on?|- You.
Ball!
So do I win?
What tipped you off?
I've been up to bat twice, and twice|I've caught you staring at my ass.
Ball.
So what are the chances|of me getting your number?
Sorry. I'm seeing someone.
So was I.
Strike two!
Two and two, batter.
I missed that one on purpose|so I could ask again.
What are the chances|of getting your number?
About the chance of you|hitting a home run.
Yeah, go!
Print neatly.
- You ever talk to him?|- Purple guy?
I thought he said hi to me once.|Turned out it was just a burp.
I wonder what Jack sees in him.
I don't know. Whatever it is,|though, he couldn't be happier.
The world's only prompt lesbians.
Well, I'm off.
- Wish me luck.|- You're not gonna do it.
I don't get it.|Are we breaking up?
I don't get it.|Are we breaking up?
See, that's the thing.
That you would think there|was actually something to break up...
implies we were never really clear|on what we had to begin with.
That lack of clarity...
well...
frightens me.
What?
- What's up with them?|- Cole's breaking up with him.
In the course of six innings?|What happened?
He got the catcher's number.|The f***er was right.
- Where's Kevin?|- He doesn't feel like coming.
Obviously.
- Something wrong here?|-Jig's up, Mr. Man.
We know all about this little|Heartbreak Hotel you're runnin'.
We're here to shut that sh*t down.
Relax, Tex.|All I did is cool things off.
Was that what you were doing behind|the bleachers, cooling things off?
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