Bros Before Hos Page #5

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You can't do this to them.

- Sure I can.

You have five minutes to get your stuff.

End of discussion.

I just wanted to help.

F*** you and your f***ed up family.

You expect me to help you again?

With those sexually frustrated

autistic freaks.

Hey, Max.

Sure.

You told her.

You told her, niggah.

You told her.

Hey, b*tches.

Wake up.

Yo, Bart.

Think we can sneak them out for a day?

Step on it.

Yes ma'am, I know it's tomorrow,

but I...

Yes, I know it's short notice, but...

F***, f***!

Ma'am?

Could I enter one more group

for tomorrow, please?

Good.

Thank you.

Sleep well, son.

Hands on top of the blankets, OK?

- I know.

Where were you guys?

- Going for ice cream.

Ice cream?

- Ice cream.

Ice cream?

- Ice cream, yes.

You can't just disappear with them,

darn it.

You are completely right,

for the entire 100 percent.

We can't take them out again tomorrow.

Sh*t.

Know that movie

Escape from Alcatraz?

Do I know it? It's my favorite movie.

With Whoopi Goldberg.

No, with Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood!

Ren, are you OK?

- Yeah.

I jumped off the balcony.

- That's pretty high, dude.

Two storeys, niggah. Absinthe.

- One storey, you know.

In that movie these guys

escape from prison.

The Alcatraz guys don't find out

until it's too late.

Jordy, wake up.

Jordy?

Bart, is it going to work out?

- We'll be fine.

Let's go, b*tch.

- Yeah.

Why the f*** are you driving,

you drunk f*ggot?

I'll walk, OK? With my broken foot.

Does one of you know

where they went?

Jeffrey was talking...

- Yes, hello?

Good morning.

- Police?

Great job with the parking.

The Dandelion?

- Yes.

Thank God.

Hey, Duo Penotti.

Nice to see you again.

- Nice to see you again.

Where do you know her from?

- She wrote that card with her p*ssy.

What are you doing here?

- I help here every year.

Snow White is my brother.

What are we doing here?

- Just sit down. It's a surprise.

Dudes, hurry. We only have...

Ren?

What the f***?

You can't do this sh*t.

Autistic.

Prettiest Snow White I've ever seen.

It's time for the final performance

of this beautiful afternoon.

Here are the boys and girls

from the Dandelion.

Give them a big hand.

Hey, drifter.

Get the hell out of our village.

I'm looking for something to eat.

- Get lost.

We don't need your kind here.

Oh, no. He's dead.

Over there.

Sh*t.

What's going on?

Hey, come on, man! Goddam...

Hey, come on!

Goddammit, filthy pig.

Sir, stay where you are.

Hello son, you have to stop

killing police officers.

They drew first blood,

not me.

Sure.

Put it down.

Don't panic, people.

I'm security.

And let him go.

Whisky.

Anna.

Max.

Sure.

Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.

It will probably sound gay, but...

Dear Anna, first off

I want to say sorry.

For the porn DVDs and everything.

Well, I wanted to help Jordy and you.

Anna, wait.

I get that you're angry, but at me.

Don't be angry at him.

I'm not made for that relationship sh*t

with only one chick forever.

I'm not made for romantic dates.

I'm not a buddy for life

you can share everything with.

I don't consider you in bed.

I'm not made for eternal faithfulness

and growing old together.

I'm not that kind of dude.

But he...

...he is.

Anna, I mean...

...I want...

- What did you think?

That you could use them

to get me here?

Those sexually frustrated

autistic freaks?

Walther P5, motherfuckers!

F*** the police.

F*** the police.

I was born in jail,

you don't know me.

I love open relationships.

Good.

You're under arrest

for suspected kidnapping.

Oh, sorry.

Are you OK?

Oh man, I shot your leg.

F***!

6 WEEKS LATER

Yeah, niggahs.

We did our time.

Thuglife.

Now what?

Sh*t, out of juice.

- Mine too.

Sorry, may we use your phone?

Max!

Max!

Hey, Jordy. Everything OK?

Bro's before ho's.

Sure.

Those dudes did nothing

but talk about you.

I thought you should hear this from me...

While you were in prison

I fell in love.

With Rick.

Rick?

- Rick Brandsteder.

The son of that turd licker?

Of course not.

- F***ing b*tch.

Who do you think you're f***ing with?

Say hello to the friend.

Jordy, it's:
Say hello to my little friend.

Stay hello with the little friend,

Tony Montana!

Perfect.

Sure.

Who'd have thought that would work.

All that movie violence.

Sh*t, go. They'll be right here.

Ladies, could you start the show?

Sh*t, man. F***ing 30.

The beginning of the end.

I'll probably be a yes-nodding

stay-at-home dad in a few years.

Cheers.

I'll have two kids, a mini van

and a gay-looking Golden Retriever.

But f*** it.

With Anna, I don't give a sh*t.

hold me tight

gently put my head

on your shoulder.

hold me tight

and softly caress my hair

hold me tight

sometimes it all gets a bit too much

then all I want

is your gentle touch.

Ren, do you want to marry me?

Yes.

Suppose you have to choose:

Those mud flaps of Suzanne's

in your face, or...

The horse.

- Me too.

The path of the righteous man

is beset on all sides...

...by the inequities of the selfish

and the tyranny of evil men.

Jaws. Yay.

Sure.

Blessed is he who in the name

of charity and good will...

...shepherds the weak

through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper

and the finder of lost children.

And fight.

Adrian!

- Rocky.

Adrian!

- Rocky.

Adrian!

- Rocky.

They may take our lives,

but they'll never take our freedom!

And I will strike down upon thee

with great vengeance and furious anger...

...those who try to poison

and destroy my brothers.

This one is for Gradje c*nt!

No one touches Maaskantje.

F***ing retard!

This big an explosion.

OK, put your mouth on the curb.

Put your mouth on the curb.

OK and now say good night.

And you will know my name is the Lord

when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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