Bruce Almighty Page #7
29.
BRUCE (cont'd)
But he doesn't want to. He doesn't
like me.
BRUCE:
Oh, Perfect!
(to the dog)
But you're aim isn't so good, I'm
over herel
GRACE:
Bruce, please. This isn't his
fault.
BRUCE:
Of course not.
(hushed tone)
It's part of the mysterious plan.
Grace puts Sam outside. Returns, trying to calm Bruce.
GRACE:
Honey, you're mad right now. It's
understandable. And what Evan did
was slimy and wrong. But your job
doesn't matter to me. You matter
to me. You could've really been
hurt. I'm just glad you're okay.
BRUCE:
Okay? News flash: I'm not okayi
And I'm not okay with the fact that
you think everything is okay. I'm
not okay with a mediocre job. I'm
not okay with a mediocre apartment.
I'm not okay with a mediocre LIFE!
Bruce angrily swipes at the table knocking the photos and the
photo albums to floor.
GRACE:
Is that what you have, Bruce?
A mediocre life? Well, I'm sorry
for being a piece in your mediocre
puzzle.
BRUCE:
Terrific. I'm drowning and you
throw me a brick!
Grace starts to cry.
30.
BRUCE:
Perfect! I'll have the worst day
of my life with a side order of
guilt, please. I-- I don't need
this.
Bruce grabs his keys and heads out.
INT. CAR - NIGHT
It's RAINING now. Bruce drives, going nowhere in particular.
His frustration is turning to desperation.
BRUCE:
Okay, God. You want me to talk to
you? Then talk back. Tell me
what's going on? What should I
do? Give me a sign...
Bruce passes a BLINKING YELLOW CAUTION LIGHT, doesn't
notice. . .
BRUCE:
A PEDESTRIAN stepping into the crosswalk, steps back out of
the way.
PEDESTRIAN:
SLOW DOWN, A**HOLE!
Bruce is oblivious.
BRUCE:
All I need is some guidance.
Please send me a signal.
A TRUCK TRANSPORTING VARIOUS ROAD SIGNS pulls in front of
Br uce . F our way s, bli nki ng. The va rie d s igns re ad: Yi eld ,
Wrong Way, Dead End, Do Not Enter, Stop.
BRUCE:
Oh well, I guess you don't care.
Bruce spots the PRAYER BEADS hanging on the rearview mirror.
BRUCE:
Okay, we'll do it your way.
(pulls the beads from the
mirror)
Lord, I need a miracle. Please
help me.
31.
He hits a bump and the BEADS DROP TO THE FLOOR. Bruce
reaches down, fishes for the beads...
BRUCE:
Come on, where'd you go?
(holds them up in triumph)
Ah ha! AHHH!
And BAM!11 BRUCE'S CAR SLAMS INTO A LIGHT POST.
EXT. STREET - LAKE EERIE - CONTINUOUS
Bruce stumbles out, surveys his demolished car, then looks at
the beads in his hands. He begins to laugh maniacally.
He spots the lake, starts running toward it like a madman,
HEAVES THE PRAYER BEADS INTO THE LAKE. He looks heavenward,
challenging the Infinite.
BRUCE:
Okay, if that's the way you want
it. The gloves are off, pal! Let
me see a little wrath! Smite me oh
mighty smiteri What, no pestilence
no boils? Come on, you got me on
the ropes, don't you want to finish
me off?! You're the one who should
be fired! The only one around here
not doing his job is YOU! What are
we, you're little pet project? A
hobby you tinker with now and
again? Answer me. ANSWER ME!!!
A beat of silence then Bruce's BEEPER GOES OFF. He cynically
chuckles at the timing, checks it, sees 772-5623.
BRUCE:
Sorry, don't know you, wouldn't
call you if I did.
Bruce walks off toward his wrecked car, it BEEPS AGAIN.
CUT TO:
The BEEPING continues. We are in. . .
INT. BRUCE AND GRACE'S APARTMENT - BEDROOM - MORNING
Bruce wakes, slaps at the alarm clock, groggy, reaches for
the phone, finally realizes it's the beeper. He gets up,
begrudgingly, checks it. The same number.
32.
BRUCE:
Well, hello again 772-5623, don't
hold your breath.
Bruce tosses the pager on the bed, heads for the bathroom.
The beeper BEEPS. Bruce stops in his tracks, turns, opens
the window, grabs the beeper and FIRES IT OUT. It SHATTERS
against a telephone pole. He calmly continues to the
bathroom.
INT. BATHROOM
A note is stuck in the bathroom mirror, with an old picture
of he and Grace in happier times. The note simply says:
Grace"
Peering over top of the note, Bruce sees Sam circling on the
rug.
BRUCE:
Oh, no.
Bruce runs down the stairs carrying the trickling, Sam.
EXT. APARTMENT - DAY
Bruce sets Sam on the grass. Sam looks up, finished.
BRUCE:
What's the point?
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP...
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