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Bruce Almighty Page #9
.BRUCE
AH HAl
Bruce proudly presents his single hand of five extended
fingers to God, then immediately notices he has SEVEN FINGERS
BRUCE:
AAAHHHl
39,
He shakes his fingers wildly and the two extra fingers
disappear. God approaches Bruce.
GOD:
You've been doing a lot of
complaining about me, Bruce. And
quite frankly, I'm tired of it...
Bruce backs away from God.
BRUCE:
You stay away from me! I don't
know what your doing. But whatever
you're doing is probably
actionable!
GOD:
Well, that's not very neighborly.
I brought you here to offer you a
job.
BRUCE:
Job? Wh at job?
GOD:
My job. You think you can do it
better, so here's your chance.
When you leave this building you
will be endowed with all my powers.
BRUCE:
Sure, whatever you say, Pal.
He turns to go but GOD STANDS BEFORE HIM in the Janitor
uniform, holding the mop.
GOD:
All the power of God.
Bruce glances back at the empty desk, turns back again and
God the Janitor has also vanished. A beat, then Bruce
sprints out of the room.
Bruce barrels out of the building --
BRUCE:
Okay, that did not happen.
He races to his car stepping in the SAME PUDDLE, but this
time his foot doesn't sink, he WALKS RIGHT ACROSS IT. He
paus es f or a bea t --
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BRUCE:
No.
He races on.
INT. BRUCE'S CAR
Bruce jumps in, turns the key, the car turns over but doesn't
start.
BRUCE:
I'm having a breakdown. That's
what it is. Just a normal,
everyday psychotic episode, brought
on by tumor or brain lesion...
We hear the car wind down to nothing. Bruce releases the key
pounds the steering wheel in frustration.
BRUCE:
(to the car)
Come on, startI
The car INSTANTLY starts.
BRUCE:
(denial)
Well, that was lucky.
MUSIC UP:
"HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS"EXT. CITY STREETS
Bruce drives, whistling the tune, catches himself,
immediately stops whistling.
BRUCE:
Okay, just relax here. I did not
meet God and I do not have his
powers.
(laughs)
If that was God, then I'm Mario
Andretti.
Instantly, Bruce's car PEELS OUT, races through traffic,
dodging and passing cars right and left.
BRUCE:
AAAHHHHHHHH!J!
41.
Suddenly there is a GUY IN A RED PIT CREW SUIT standing
before Bruce waving a red flag. Bruce swerves to avoid the
man and SCREECHES into a pit stop. Several other red-suited
Italian men engulf the car. Bruce watches in amazement as the
professional racing team jacks up his car, slaps on HUGE MAG
TIRES, gases him up, etc. PAUL NEWMAN leans into the
driver's window.
PAUL NEWMAN:
Hey Mario, did you get that box of
dressing I sent you?
Bruce responds against his will IN PERFECT ITALIAN --
BRUCE:
(in perfect Italian)
Si, dovete venire sopra per il
pranzo un certo tempo.
(SUBTITLES:
Yes, you mustcome over for dinner some
time.)
Bruce reacts shocked. The crew backs off and urges him on in
Italian.
PIT CREW:
Vete l Ve tel
Bruce's car peels out on it's own, he struggles to control
the wheel, finally pulling over to a curb. His car door
won't open so he has to crawl out of the driver's window.
He rushes onto the sidewalk, backing away from his normal
looking Tauras. Not knowing what to do, he slips into a
diner.
INT. DINER - DAY
Bruce quickly walks to a back corner booth. The only other
patron is an OLD MAN seated at the counter.
BRUCE:
It isn't real, it isn't real, it
isn't real...
An older. Sally Kirkland-type WAITRESS, order pad in hand,
stands listening to Bruce with a raised eyebrow.
BRUCE:
Oh hi, ah, coffee please.
42.
WAITRESS:
We've got a special on soup today.
BRUCE:
No, that's okay.
WAITRESS:
It's tomato.
BRUCE:
Alright, okay.
She heads off. Bruce sits thinking. Could it be real?
He looks at the SUGAR down at the end of the table, holds out
his hand and the SUGAR SLIDES ACROSS THE TABLE RIGHT INTO HIS
HAND. The CREAMER slides into his other hand.
Bruce is half scared, half thrilled. He pours some cream and
sugar into his cup, looks around the table.
BRUCE:
Excuse me I need a spoooo...
Bruce chokes up a spoon into his hands, wipes it off with his
napkin.
BRUCE:
That's alright, I found one.
The Old Man eyes Bruce suspiciously, gets up and moves
further down the counter.
The Waitress sets down the soup, heads off, then turns back.
WAITRESS:
I lie to my sister.
BRUCE:
What?
WAITRESS:
(becoming emotional)
And I'm sleeping with my best
friend's husband. I know he's just
using me but.. I'm just so tired of
being alone. I don't know why I'm
telling you all this. Just seems
like you'd understand.
BRUCE:
Okay.
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