Bruno Page #7
- Year:
- 2009
- 1,143 Views
for the host of the brand-new TV show,
Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout.
Give it up for Straight Dave!
Straight Dave. Straight Dave.
Are you ready for
some man-slamming action?
Who's ready for
an old-fashioned heterofest?
Are you 100% hetero like me?
Who out there is proud to be straight?
Let me hear you say straight pride.
-Straight pride.
-Straight pride.
Straight pride.
-Straight pride.
-Straight pride.
I am so straight
that when I bought my house,
the first thing I did
was brick up the back door.
You know why?
Because my a**hole's just for shitting.
Let me hear you say that.
-My a**hole's just for shitting.
-My a**hole's just for shitting.
It's great to have an evening
with straight people.
It's great not to have any fags here.
You're a f*ggot!
Who called me a f*ggot?
Whoever called me a f*ggot come up here,
and I'll beat your Arsch.
Who called Straight Dave a f*ggot?
Come up here.
Let him in.
Who wants to see me beat this fag's ass?
Who wants me to beat this...
F*** him up!
Get him, motherf***er!
Beat his f***ing ass!
Kick his ass!
F***ing fag!
-Homo! Queer fags!
-Motherfuckers!
Stop! Stop!
Get out of my town. You all are sick.
Tell him we don't have no faggots here
in Arkansas. Take that sh*t somewhere else.
You p*ssy-ass f*ggot motherf***er!
F*** that sh*t! F*** that sh*t!
F*** that sh*t! F*** that sh*t!
The footage went everywhere,
und Brno became ber famous.
As for Lutz,
we decided to get married in California.
But because of the law,
we had to be a bit inventive.
I feel this is the biggest step
you'll ever make in your lifetime.
-It's a very big moment.
-That's right.
Am I going to be able to meet her
before we actually start?
Sure.
I... I don't marry 2 men or 2 women.
If she's a man,
then how did it give birth to our son?
You gave birth to a little black child?
Yes.
When did you have the baby?
I don't even know why
I'm asking that question.
But even though marriage
was a nicht-nicht,
we weren't gonna let it get us down.
We were happy. We had each other.
And we had O.J. back,
although he did cost us a MacBook Pro.
Plus, ich was now so famous
that I was able to record
mein very own charity video.
I've written a song
that I hope is gonna
bring the world together
Put down your guns and bombs
and just make love forever
Okay, then.
He's come to heal the world
and make all nations calmer
I am the Austrian Jesus
He is the white Obama
He's the white Obama
War's just based on hate and fear
Stop fighting, North and South Korea
You're both basically Chinese
And he's Brno, dove of peace
Hey, yo, Brno, where the b*tches at?
You are Brno, dove of peace
You do it, fashion model
You got the cute hos
You are Brno, dove of peace
You know, I love black guys.
I'm a chocoholic.
Du bist Brno, dove of peace
Brno wants peace.
Either we gonna have peace,
or we gonna have motherfucking war.
I have a dream for the Third World
Clean water, food and teaching
In every village and every town
a place for anal bleaching
We need to rid the world of hunger
I'm like Bono, except much younger
He's only 19
Ich bin Brno, dove of peace
Hey, hey, he gay, he gay
Okay.
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