Bu Er Shen Tan Page #3

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I mean, make like you're about

to, then I'll restrain you...

...and then I'll hit you.

Now you're hitting me?

I'm Good Cop, you're Bad Cop, right?

Hey, I don't approve

of your rough stuff.

Am I right?

- This is crazy!

- Fine...

Miss Liu, you're even more beautiful

in person than in the movies.

You killed them, right? Confess.

It wasn't me.

I don't know why they died.

It's a shame this isn't a movie...

...because you're a good actress.

You don't know why they

died, so you're blaming me.

Incompetent!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Don't be nervous... Don't be nervous...

Don't be nervous... Don't be nervous...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- So I'm incompetent, huh?

- Hey! Hey! Hey!

- What are you saying?

- Calm down! Calm down!

Let me go!

She can't handle a punch from you!

Calm down... Calm down...

Sit down, sit down...

Calm down... Calm down...

Miss Liu, don't be frightened...

we're just doing our jobs.

Please continue.

I didn't do it, there's

nothing to admit.

Why don't you tell me.

why I would kill them?

Well, and this is just

my personal opinion...

...after your four

ex-boyfriends dumped you.

...like a bag of old pantyhose...

You didn't feel like it was fair...

...so you killed them.

A woman at your age...

with no boyfriend, no one

to pay attention to you...

...no one to spoil you,

no one to love you...

Every day, you wake up and go to work...

...and you see the street full of couples...

...and you're all alone.

It's really sad, actually.

A woman like you...

Tossed out alone into the cold world...

...you're a ticking time bomb.

Who are you talking about?

Madam!

You have a lot of reports to write.

More reports?

One about why you broke the trash can...

...one on why you arrested a

suspect without evidence...

...oh, one on why a film company

is filing suit against us...

And if you don't let her go,

you'll have another to write.

Quit saying "you" all

the time. We're all cops.

You arrested her. I wasn't there.

Let her go.

Why should I?

Commissioner's orders.

Right, uh, Miss Liu...

we're sorry for taking

up your valuable time.

If you'll just take a look at this.

...and sign if there's

no problem, you can go.

Did the power go out?

Aw, everyone's staring at me.

Why are you pretending not to?

I'm not into girls.

I think you're scared of your wife.

You know why we have so

many harassment cases?

Do you see what she's wearing?

Just because I show,

doesn't mean you can touch.

Have you seen enough?

Miss, who are you looking for?

My little sister.

Your little sister?

My instincts tell me this

big sister is a problem.

Big sister? Who?

Liu Jin Shui's big sister.

My instincts tell me

the workday is over.

Gao Min...

Jin Shui...

Are you okay?

Jin Shui...

You've got some nerve...

...bringing my cousin's ex-boyfriend

out to show off like this.

Are you out to steal everything she has?

Hey...

...leave it alone.

Sometimes, things happen

that nobody expects.

And with love, sometimes

you can't help it.

Sometimes two people

are drawn to each other.

The most important thing in

life is happiness, isn't it?

And you're her maternal cousin...

...you're not my direct

relative, if I'm not mistaken?

Are you hungry?

Want me to make something

to put in your tum-tum?

Sis...

I'm not in the mood for this.

You and Gao Min go home, okay?

Don't say I'm being crazy,

she's jealous of you.

Why should she be?

She's my sister.

If she wasn't jealous, why

would she steal your boyfriends?

I don't know why...

...but she seems different lately.

This is the victim's residence.

Yes, of course it's

the victim's residence.

The search warrant?

No warrant.

If we show them the search warrant...

...the people in the house

will have their guard up.

It could influence what

evidence we can gather.

Alright, but if there's

someone there, what do we do?

He lives alone.

No one's here.

Then why aren't we

using the search warrant?

I forgot it.

You forgot?

Why in God's name do I have to know you.

Because you're blessed.

Blessed?

If you can't even handle this, I

don't know how you became a sergeant!

With my brain!

I'll toss you up.

Toss?

Can you climb up?

How much do you weigh?

75 pounds...

There you go!

- You... You're trying to kill me!

- As a police officer...

...you should know better than

to provide false evidence!

You're not 75 pounds!

I've been eating a lot lately...

I might be around 85 right now.

How much?

Okay, 120!

Again!

Again?

Come on!

150!

I am not!

There's... Glass...!

Wang Bu Er, I will kill you!

There's someone here!

Who's there?

L.

Hey, get me out of here first!

Hey! Get me out!

You...

Me.

You're SO not an insurance agent.

You... You didn't say you were po...

...lice.

Hey, look at these.

Look...

...our victim obviously had relationships.

with both of these women.

And it's very possible.

...that he wanted to marry one of them.

It's suicide to ask two women.

...to share one diamond.

Good...

...then we don't need to...

...pay compensation.

When did the deceased buy insurance?

Not... Not more than a week ago.

It became effective on the day he...

...died.

Who was the beneficiary?

L.

What?

L.

I can't tell you...

Sign it.

You're the beneficiary?

If you love me, sign it!

It's called "Love's Guarantee".

We have to break up.

The truth is...

I'm still in love with your sister.

You men are all the same.

Every time, you date my sister...

...then tell me you love me...

...until I start to get serious...

...then you all want to run back to her.

And you're all shameless

enough to propose to her!

Listen...

I might dress a little sexier...

...but I keep my promises.

I'm going to propose to your sister.

Fine.

If you don't love me...

...sign it.

Sign it if I don't love you?

It's compensation.

You won't be stealing your

sister's boyfriends anymore.

I'm the last one.

We'll see.

Hello, Uncle Liu.

- He's asleep?

- He is.

After my dad's accident...

You've gone to a lot of trouble

to come and see him, thank you...

He's my uncle, it's all I can do...

Um, about your movie.

...and what happened with it...

...sorry to hear about that.

I don't know why...

These last few years, nothing

good has happened to me.

"The Eyes of Heaven-Fortune Teller"

I don't believe in

this stuff. Forget it.

We're here already...

...and I heard he's good.

He has "the eyes of heaven",

he can see everything.

Did you see that? He knows we're here.

Maybe that's why.

Let's go in.

Master, I never pictured

you as such a stylish man!

Fortune telling.

...is actually just the scientific

analysis of sufficient data.

Miss, you're an actress...

...and you're here to

ask about your career?

Tell us about her love life!

We'll get to that.

You were born in 1982,

in the second lunar month?

How did you know that?

Because you filled that in when

you made the appointment for her.

Did you see I made the

appointment six months ago?

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