Bu Er Shen Tan Page #4

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You've had significant

difficulties in your career lately.

You can't land a leading role.

But how could you know that?

Entertainment news.

Some stupid cop went

and wrecked your rep...

...everyone knows that. Look.

Eyes of Heaven...

...could you tell us one

of your own predictions?

Of course.

The whites of your eyes

are full of red lines.

What does that mean, Master?

That means.

...she may have stayed up all night...

...she's had too much alcohol,

she just got done crying...

...or she has an eye infection.

Enough, let's go.

But!

The blood vessels on the upper part of the

whites of your eyes are straight and vertical!

You're under a curse!

Yeah right!

The curse you're under is

called the Star of Solitude...

...it means you'll always be alone!

And...

And only women can set this curse.

Master...

...is there any way to remove it?

Yes.

Get the person cursing her.

...to stop.

Why did you bring me to Yi Yi's house?

So you could find out the truth.

You and me on this,

right? He was a fraud!

If you don't go, I will.

Wait!

You?

What, you hungry now?

Why did you put a curse on your sister?

You're crazy!

What is it that makes

you want to hurt her?

Come on, let's go! Quit

causing problems for everyone!

I'm asking you a question!

Your sister is good to you...

...so why do you steal her boyfriends?

I don't steal them...

...they dumped her all by themselves!

What did you say?

I said...

...stop trying to be a

movie star in real life.

Sure...

...in the movies, the men love you.

In real life, your men love me.

Now...

...is that my problem, or

is that your problem?

All these years you've

never understood me.

I don't want to be a star...

I want to be an actress.

She's already inside.

Do you want me to come

up and talk about it?

No. I want to be alone!

Give me one more chance!

I know I was wrong...

...but once I was with her, I

missed you every single day!

I just... I got confused.

Leave me alone!

Jin Shui! Jin Shui! Jin Shui!

I love you!

Marry me!

Are you serious?

Even here, you can eat?

I can't get off work on time...

...and now I can't eat on time?

It's weird.

Why do all the victims have that smile?

Yeah, they've all got that smile.

Maybe something hit him in the

acupressure point for laughter.

You've been reading

too many kung fu novels.

Just because you don't know

doesn't mean it's not real.

Doctor, urn, where is the

laughter acupressure point?

According to Western medicine...

...there's no such thing.

You don't know where they are?

On the bottom of your foot, and here.

Just kidding, just kidding.

If you believe that...

...then I know the Jax Arm Pull.

If there really is an

acupressure point for laughter...

I'll serve you tea

and give you massages...

...and I'll marry you...

I'll go write the report, bye.

Why is my picture up there?

Anyone who has a relationship.

with the suspect goes up there...

But here... There's a blank spot,

and I didn't know who to put here.

Anyone with a relationship?

We have a relationship.

Shouldn't your picture be next to mine?

What kind of a relationship

are we supposed to have?

I'm your superior...

...and I have better taste than that.

We're partners!

- And of course we have a relationship

as partners. - Exactly.

- We work together, with one will

and one heart. - Right...

And it raises our

effectiveness as police.

Yeah, alright, then

raise it, increase it...

Chief, I'd like to file a complaint.

One of my co-workers.

- is trading stocks on company time.

- Okay, that's all.

Am I? Do you have proof?

Well, then what were you doing?

I'm raising my insurance coverage!

Is there a difference?

Yes, there is.

If I didn't increase my coverage...

...the insurance company wouldn't tell me.

who the beneficiary of the

victims' insurance policies was.

Who was it?

Dai Yi Yi? She's the

biggest suspect right now.

Where's Wang Bu Er?

Don't worry about the fine print...

...there's nothing in there to hurt you.

All you have to do is.

...initial Page 4, 8...

12, 13, and 14.

Okay, well, then... Look,

look! Everybody look!

That's a lot of insurance!

I'm looking, I'm looking...

Uncle Lucky, making your men

buy life insurance from me.

was very generous.

No man has ever made me feel so secure.

You bet.

You know what they call Uncle Lucky?

Tiger Crane Lucky!

A tiger over here, a crane over there!

One man, two animals!

Brothers! Your life

insurance today is on me!

Alright! Good! Thank you, Uncle Lucky!

Dai Yi Yi!

What'll you have?

Police!

You... You're Dai Yi Yi?

Yeah.

Uncle Lucky, I'm scared.

I don't know that man.

Him?

Don't worry, I'll handle him.

Hey, what's the problem?

I'm a cop, working a case.

You ever heard of Tiger Crane Lucky?

If you're smart, you'll go home.

You can still walk out of

here with your face intact!

Get him out of here!

What are you laughing at?

Get out of here!

Boys, stir-fry him.

Hey! Get moving!

Go!

Hey!

Get him!

After him!

After him! Hurry!

This way!

After him! Hurry!

Hurry!

After him! Hurry!

Where did he go?

I think he went that way. Let's go!

God, I'm gonna need a shower!

Uncle Lucky, over here!

I know, I know... You can't

see I can barely breathe?

- This guy's wearing me out.

- Uncle Lucky, hurry!

When criminals know kung

fu, they're unstoppable!

Police!

Im looking good, right?

Yeah.

You're lucky today...

...because you get to be the good

cop, and I'll be the bad cop.

With how you look, you couldn't be evil.

I'm more of a bad guy.

Come on, for work.

Out of the way.

You're lucky today...

...because you get to be Good

Cop, and I get to be Bad Cop.

Fine.

Dai Yi Yi!

Wow...

What?

Miss Dai, we're very grateful

for your cooperation today.

Miss Dai...

Hello.

You probably didn't kill those guys.

Wang Bu Er, I'd like

to have a word with you.

Come outside with me.

Go!

Excuse me.

Go!

What was that?

I thought you were Bad Cop!

I was playing by instinct.

The minute I stepped in

there I just felt she's...

...innocent.

Innocent my ass.

I'm Bad Cop. You don't talk to me.

We know you killed them...

...so just come clean...

...and we can all save a lot of time.

Fine, I killed them.

Did you really kill them?

- No.

Then why did you say you did?

You told me to.

I'm cooperating with the police.

You wanna play games with me?

Sit down, calm down.

This is very impolite.

Don't worry.

Why did you make them buy insurance?

Because I sell insurance.

So we have reason to suspect you.

You murdered them for

the insurance payouts.

Evidence?

We found these in your house.

They're almost identical

to the needle we found.

...on one of the victims.

How do you explain that?

Maybe it's normal for

folks to have sewing needles.

...around the house.

So you're saying you've

got sewing needles...

You're the national darts champion...

...throwing needles would be easy for you.

How do you explain that?

So knowing darts means

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