Bucky and the Squirrels Page #7
Lawrence University.
Several questions remain.
After 50 years encased
in solid Swiss ice,
are the Squirrels still
capable of performing?
Will they be any good?
And are they headed
to stardom again
or simply headed to prison?
We'll find out the hard way.
I'm Steve Schmidt, ANC News.
Okay, 1...
1, 2...
(guitar plays, stops)
1, 2, 3, 4...
(offbeat dissonance)
Ow, ow, ow!
Okay, guys, stop.
Stop, stop.
Doug, Doug.
Doug, stop, stop.
Stop.
What's the matter?
Doug:
I'm sorry,it was my fault.
I couldn't hold onto my...
I kept dropping my...
what do you call them?
Uh, the hitters.
Adams:
Yeah, drumsticks.Doug:
You'd think I wouldremember what they were called.
Yeah, don't be so
hard on yourself.
things to come back to normal.
Yeah, but you would think
that I would remember
I use them to play the...
Drums.
The drums.
I always forget
what the strum thing
is called.
But other than what's-his-name
dropping his whaddya-call-em...
Adams:
The drumsticks.
Bucky:
Drumsticks, right.Other than drumsticks
dropping his hitters,
what's...
how do we sound?
Randy:
Yeah, Mort?How are we soundin'?
Phil:
Is it good?Okay, you guys want
the truth?
- Yeah.
- I'll tell ya.
Mort, can I just
have a word with you?
For one second?
Just, come on.
(whispering) They are very
fragile right now.
I'm fragile, too.
My ears are fragile.
I know, but they are
looking to you...
They're making me
nauseous.
They're not gonna
get it.
They're going
to get better.
You need to build them up,
not break them down.
Build them up.
Okay? Be nice.
Okay.
Guys, guys, look.
I've never
lied to you, right?
So I'm gonna be honest
with you now.
You need to practice.
Trust me,
you can only get better.
And I promise, I will get better
when I stop dropping the...
Randy:
Hitters.The hitters!
The drumsticks!
Absolutely, absolutely.
Practice makes perfect.
You guys, keep playing till
I tell you to stop, okay?
Mort, they have more strings
than me.
You'll be fine.
You've got plenty.
Okay? All right.
You guys play.
I'm gonna go take
a leak, okay?
Okay, Mort,
thank you.
(softly) Which will be a lot more
entertaining than what they're doing.
I'm gonna go
with him.
Yeah, great.
(whispering)
What do you think?
I think they're going
to prison.
(offbeat dissonance)
They couldn't be worse
if they tried.
Well, they're trying.
Steve Schmidt,
ANC News.
Dr. Adams, how
would you assess
the Squirrels'
progress to date?
Uh...
I don't really feel
that I am qualified
to discuss things
that have music in them.
(dissonant music playing)
Mr. Fishbeck,
sounds as though
the boys are having
a tough go of it.
Really? Well, that shows
what little you know.
And what little you know,
you know even less.
They happen to be saving
themselves for the concert.
Well, there you have it.
From this reporter's
perspective,
if this concert
is as big a disaster
as it seems destined to be,
to quote the Beatles,
the Squirrels will have
"a ticket to ride"
straight to prison.
And my baby do care.
Phil:
I don't wanna goto prison.
Steve Schmidt, ANC News.
(rock guitar plays)
Steve Schmidt, ANC News,
here in the beautiful
Stansbury Theatre
on the campus
of Lawrence University,
where we're just moments away
from the much-anticipated
Squirrels comeback concert.
Now, full disclosure.
The building is surrounded
by IRS agents.
They're also in the wings,
ready to take the Squirrels
into custody
should they not live up to their
alleged performance skills.
But we're just gonna
think positive,
focus on the Squirrels.
So let's talk to some
Squirrels fans right now.
Excuse me, sir, ma'am, what
brings you to see the Squirrels?
Well, I dated Bucky
when we were in college.
Yeah, and she still has a scar
from a hickey
that Bucky gave here.
Ohh!
That's enough.
That is enough.
For live news.
The energy
is just electric here.
It's just like
an electricity factory...
of fireflies.
Excuse me, miss,
what about you?
Me?
Yes. What brings you
to see the Squirrels?
Oh, God, um...
Okay, well,
basically,
I just wanted
to see people
that were like frozen and then
like brought back to life.
And also, I kind of
have this like crush
on Phil, which
I know is weird
because like if he
hadn't been frozen,
I mean, which he was,
but if he hadn't been,
he'd be like
my grandpa's age.
And I know that's
weird, but like...
Yay, Lawrence, right?
But Lawrence isn't
my grandpa.
That's the school here
that unfroze them.
And, um, I'm like
super nervous.
Hey, Mom!
Hey, Mom!
Man:
Ladies and gentlemen,if you would kindly turn off
your cell phones
and all recording
devices.
This is it!
The moment of truth!
For the first time
in over 50 years...
lost, found, and defrosted...
(drum roll)
Bucky...
(cheers, applause)
Randy!
Phil!
And Doug!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Appleton's own
Bucky and the Squirrels!
( "Do the Squirrel"
CD playing)
Well, here's a brand-new
dance that's makin' news
Ooh-wah-ooh
So come on, come on,
get your dancin' shoes
Ooh-wah-ooh
Don't be shy
Give it a whirl
Grab your guy
Grab your girl
Shake your tail
We're gonna do the Squirrel
To the left, to the right,
You can do it all night
Do the squirrel
Move it back, move it forth,
to the south, to the north
Do the Squirrel
Groove to the rhythm,
let your feet get to it
Feel the beat,
anyone can do it
One, two, three,
come dance with me
And do the Squirrel
(crowd booing)
I don't understand
what's going on.
Not only does Randy
not do the Squirrel dance,
but on top of that, the guys
don't even look
like they're playing
their instruments.
I mean, we're gonna
keep an eye on things,
but so far, not so good.
(crowd jeering)
Move your hips
Twist and twirl
Grab your guy
Grab your girl
Shake your tail
We're gonna do the Squirrel
(crowd jeering)
To the left, to the right,
You can do it all night
Do the squirrel
(music stops)
(crowd heckling, jeering)
(booing)
This is exactly
what I was afraid of.
It's very clear
to this reporter
that these boys are simply
not ready to perform.
And frankly, I'm not sure
they ever will be.
The bad news
is that the Squirrels
are going to prison.
The good news is that
they'll have a minimum
of five to seven years
to rehearse.
You know I have a weakness...
(overlapping protests)
Mort:
We've gottaget you out of here!
We're not just gonna
walk out.
You can't
go back out there.
The audience is gonna
eat you guys alive.
Can you blame 'em, Mort?
They came here for a show,
and that was not a show.
There's no way, Mort. They're
right, we're not leaving.
If we just walk away,
we'd be throwing away
everything we worked for,
And we've never given up,
you taught us that.
Mort, Mort, we are never gonna
get another chance like this.
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