Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Page #3
- Get out of here, you pervert!
- Get the f*** out!
Did I get the part?
Hey.
Hey, man. Pull your pants up.
What the f*** is your problem?
I don't know. I was doing what the guys
in the neighborhood told me to.
So this is a dare,
some YouTube bullshit?
like my folks.
They were on camera
and they were nude.
And they helped people.
- Who the hell were your parents?
- Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium.
The porn stars from the '70s?
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, for sure.
Look at the picture.
Holy sh*t, that is them.
Rosie Bush.
Damn, her bush sure was rosy.
That explains it, how you got
I don't have an accent.
So you seriously wanna do porn?
You can't whip your dick out
at mac-and-cheese commercials.
You'll go to jail.
I don't wanna go to jail.
When I started out,
I used to direct some porno.
A lot of directors do it.
There's nothing weird about it.
My boy Dick Shadow's
You can make
a lot of connections there.
People will trip meeting the son
of Rosie and Jim.
- A trip out?
- Do you wanna roll with me?
Yeah, I'll roll with you.
Actually,
I'm glad you wanna do porn.
At first, I thought you had some weird
mac-and-cheese fetish.
No, I don't use fetish cheese.
I use Velveeta.
Oh, you can't go this way.
They probably called the cops.
I've never ridden
in a convertible before.
This is something else.
Get the full experience, man.
Stand up, feel the breeze.
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, buddy.
Holy cow! That was wild, man.
Bucky,
I think you've got bugs in your teeth.
- No.
- You wanna scrape those off...
- ...before you get to the party.
- Oh, it's still moving!
This is the joint, Bucky,
the hardest, horniest party in town.
If you wanna be in the porn world,
you got to know the Shadow.
Shadows are so mysterious.
What's up, Ricky?
- What's up, guys?
- Where are you going, crackhead?
Yo, guys, he's cool. He's with me.
Your hands are like a bear trap.
- Any cameras or weapons?
- No, I don't--
Cool. Don't bite anybody.
Hi, how are you? Good to see you.
- Claudio.
- Hey
Hey, guys. How are you? Having fun?
Sushi?
"Sushi"? Is that with an "S"?
Sushi. All right.
Oh, it smells like--
Do you want some sushi?
So, Dick Shadow.
Is that a family name?
Because it sounds like a superhero.
Well, in many ways,
I am a superhero.
Yeah, when I was a boy...
...I was 12 or so,
I was playing out in the fields.
The sun was so bright that day.
I was wearing these baggy shorts.
A bee flew up my trousers.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Sol panicked, right?
I took off my shorts
as fast as I could.
from the waist down.
Well, where did the bee go?
Doesn't matter. He flew away.
But as I stood there...
...the wind blowing and the sun
beating down on my manhood...
It was gigantic.
Then I looked over
to the neighborhood girls.
And their mothers.
And they were standing there
in awe of my shadow.
And that's when
Randy Dooley died...
...and Dick Shadow was born.
Nothing grows in my cock shade.
Nothing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Claudio. My man.
Dick Shadow.
Hey.
Ladies, why don't you take a break?
Give me a second
with my buddy here.
There's somebody I want you to meet.
You'll get a kick out of this.
Do you remember
Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium?
Yeah, I think so. Married couple
from the '70s, talked like retards...
- ...never shaved?
- Yeah. This is their son.
He wants to get into porn.
Really?
So, what do you want to do?
You wanna be a lighting guy...
...or a fluffer?
No, a star.
Okay.
Well, let's see what you got.
Here I go.
I got about two bucks
and some Bazooka Joes.
It's a little warm, but it's chewable.
No, no. Let's see your stuff.
Oh, my-- My stuffs in my apartment.
No, your junk, kid. Whip it out.
Your dick, Bucky. Pull down your
pants. That's what he's talking about.
- Oh, my....
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Very impressive.
This is quite extraordinary, Bucky.
I think you've got quite a future
in this business.
- No.
- Yeah.
Can I borrow him for a minute?
I would just love
to show him around...
...and introduce him
to some people, okay?
Yeah, come on. No, I'm serious.
It's Miles Deep, the director.
in your mouth...
...if you don't get
the f*** out of here?
Look, let me just go in there
for a minute and I can--
Wait. Wait. You son of a b*tch.
Party people!
Yeah. Let's stop the music, please.
I've got somebody very important
I want you to meet.
Now I've seen many porn stars
come and go...
...but this guy right here I just met...
...he's gonna be coming
for a very long time.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hey, how are you?
Drop the pants.
Show them what you got, kid.
All right.
Did I mention he'll be starring
in lesbian porn?
No.
Somebody help him.
I'll save you, little man.
In the pool like that?
What a jerk.
Maybe he thought
you were a walrus.
Yeah, and I can't swim good
without my water wings, you know.
You know, Dick Shadow's
the biggest star in the nude business.
You know, I mean,
what am I gonna do?
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I've never heard of Dick Shadow...
...but I have heard of Bucky Larson.
Hey, Kathy.
There's a dead cat
in the woman's bathroom.
I need you to put it in my car.
I can feed it to my snake.
- Okay.
- Stop being difficult.
Excuse me.
Thought I overheard you say
something about the nude business.
Yeah.
Were you at Dick Shadow's party
last night?
Yeah, for a little bit.
- Are you friends with Dick?
- No, not exactly.
- My friend Claudio brought me.
- The director, right?
I'm a director too.
Miles. Miles Deep.
Wow, cool. Pleasure to meet you.
Bucky Larson.
- So did you go to Dick's party too?
- No.
The porn world is full
of f***ing degenerates.
My folks aren't degenerates.
They're the sweetest in the world...
...and they were gigantors
in the pornos.
Who were your folks?
Rosie Bush and Jim Spraysium.
- Farmer in the Smell?
- Yeah.
I worked on that movie.
Yeah, get right out of a creek.
I was a production assistant.
- Hell, they were the last real originals.
- I'll tell them you said that.
I knew I knew that accent.
my accent, but I'm from America.
- Do you want to be on camera?
- Yeah.
I just bought a vintage camera.
Would you like to shoot
something tonight?
Yeah. I think I can do that.
Did you take Social Studies
in fifth grade?
- Yeah, for sure. I got a B.
- Yeah.
- The line by your thumb says B.
- No fooling.
- Is that guy retarded, Miles?
- No, Jimmy, you're retarded.
I told you, his parents were famous.
There may be a nostalgic market
out there.
Bucky, come on over here
and stand by the bar.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Nice, Gretchen. Really sexy.
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