Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Page #4

Synopsis: Living in small town Iowa, Bucky Larson is a simple minded, uneducated, beaver toothed young man still living with his protective parents, Jeremiah and Debbie Larson. Initially saddened when he is fired from his job as a bagger at a supermarket, he eventually sees it as a sign that he is destined for greatness in some other field. Based on some information he learns, Bucky believes that destiny is to become a porn star, despite he being a virgin and only having recently learned what masturbation is. With his parents' blessing, Bucky hops on a bus to Los Angeles to make it big there as a porn star. He is taken under the wings of a few people in LA. On the professional side, he meets the reigning king of porn, Dick Shadow, who only sees in Bucky a laughing stock. But washed up porn director Miles Deep stumbles across what he sees as an untapped niche market for Bucky's limited talents. Miles has the challenge of trying to convince investors who only see in Bucky the antithesis of porn. O
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.3
Metacritic:
9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2011
97 min
$2,331,318
Website
931 Views


I knew I'd be good at this.

I was a huge whore in high school.

Okay, and we're rolling.

Iowa, go ahead and step in there.

Get that f***ing thing out of there.

Jesus.

Don't look at the camera.

All right, Bucky, go ahead,

lose the shirt. Let's see how you look.

Kill that light.

I got a glare off of Bucky's chest.

Okay, Bucky, let's go ahead,

drop your pants.

Yeah, no problem.

Okay, Gretchen, now would be

a good time to pop out the puppies.

What the f*** just happened?

My brain just sparkled.

Where did that go?

Oh, I see some on the ceiling.

I don't think I have any on me.

Did he just come again?

Yeah. You got it on the lens.

I'm so sorry, Miles.

I have no control, honest.

No worries, kid.

Go ahead, put your clothes back on.

So...

...was it good or bad? How did I do?

It was....

It was.

- Yes.

- Let's wrap it up for today.

Jimmy will give you a ride home.

He's not gonna jizz all over my car,

is he?

Shut the f*** up, Jimmy.

Here you go.

Where's the blue one?

Don't play with me, man.

And the black one.

The black one is what keeps me

from biting your f***ing ear off.

It's just my mom said that

you went to rehab a couple times--

Your mom's a slut.

But she's your sister.

Exactly. How do you think I know?

Why are you looking at this footage?

I thought you said it was garbage.

Because I'm looking to see

how the camera looks.

- If that's all right with you, sh*t stains.

- It's fine.

Thank you.

My God.

This guy has got some piano keys

in his mouth.

Yeah, when he pulled down his pants,

I thought he had a vagina.

Yeah. I had that vagina moment too.

Even though he's hung like a ladybug,

at least he's not afraid to show it.

God, I got up too fast.

What do you want me to do

with all the footage?

I don't give a f*** what you do with it.

Put it up your ass.

Gary, I'm so glad

you're finally awake.

I had the craziest night last night.

I shot an actual movie--

Whose cereal is that?

Mine. I bought it yesterday.

Did you buy your own milk?

- No. Can I borrow some?

- Hell, no. F*** you.

Hey. Hi, Bucky.

Hey, Kathy.

What's up, Kathy?

Would you like some milk?

No, thanks, Gary. Hey, Bucky.

You wanna walk me to work?

Yeah, sure.

- I like walking.

- That's nice, Gary.

- Come on.

- I had the craziest night.

Oh, yeah? What happened?

Why don't you walk on my tits,

you big, f***ing lesbo?

Hi, Mom. No, I wasn't talking to you.

It was like I dreamed. The lights were

on and the director had a cool camera.

When I pulled down my pants,

I saw colors in my brain.

Then there was a pop.

And then stuff came out.

There was a pop,

they said, "It was."

They had a weird helmet. They

knew I got a B in Social Studies.

I mean, you've been here two days...

...and your dreams

are already coming true.

- That's incredible.

- Yeah, it's crazy.

I don't know, but I'm babbling.

Enough about me.

I wanna know about you, Kathy.

What are your dreams?

I want to be a waitress.

Your dreams came true.

Why didn't you tell me?

So you know what I'm going through.

Dreams are crazy.

Well, not really.

I mean, the diner's not my dream.

It's my nightmare, actually.

But, you know,

it's where I've been banished.

Yeah, I was going to

mention that earlier.

The people don't seem nice to you...

...and the food

makes my bottom burn.

Why were you banished?

There was an incident, Bucky.

- You killed a man?

- No. Not exactly.

When I first moved to L. A.,

I got a job at a five-star restaurant.

You know, it was my dream job.

And on the first day of training...

...I was carrying a tray of soups

for a table of 10.

And it was heavy, you know?

But I toughed it out.

But then, halfway to the table,

my arm gave out...

...and I spilled soup

all over this old lady.

She screamed...

...so loud.

She had to be choppered

to a burn unit in San Diego.

No.

And ever since then...

...you know, I just burst into tears

when I see a large food tray.

So that's why I work at Tony's.

No trays.

Listen up, Kath.

We'll get your dream back, okay?

And you won't burn the elderly.

I promise.

Thanks, Bucky.

- Oh, there's one other thing.

- What?

You're it.

- Hi, Bucky.

- Hey, Miles.

It's great to see you.

So hey, how did our scene

edit together?

That's what I want

to talk to you about.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. Now, listen.

Yeah. Sit.

So I think you should be

in the porn business.

But in another way

besides on camera.

Perhaps behind the scenes.

But I want to be a star.

It's my destiny.

Yeah, yeah, I know, Bucky.

Your parents and destiny.

But porn stars have to have

certain things.

- You know?

- Yeah, I can get a tan.

No, I meant more in the crotch area.

Oh, yeah. No, I can tan my crotch.

No, Bucky.

He's talking about your dick,

dum-dum.

You don't got the:

Bucky, you're a really nice kid.

I just don't want to see you

waste your time.

I'm just trying to be

honest with you, kid.

Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Bucky, are you all right?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Bucky.

Hey, Miles, baby.

I'll do a movie for you.

I'm hung like a cocker spaniel.

- Cocker spaniel is not a big dog.

- Yeah, but it's nice and soft.

With cuddly eyes.

Your dick has cuddly eyes?

You know what I mean.

You know what the f*** I mean.

F*** you!

Did you eat one of my grapes?

Is that why you're crying,

you son of a b*tch?

You're pathetic.

What the f*** is with

the forwarding of all the videos?

What did my mom send me?

What the f***?

I uploaded it on youpube.net.

It's gotten almost a million hits

in three days.

- You're kidding.

- No.

All my friends watched it with their

girls and they all got laid afterwards.

Right.

The guys aren't threatened.

And the girls think they've got a prize

compared to Bucky.

Every small dick out there

has been waiting for this.

How do you know that?

Let's stay focused.

This is a good angle.

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I'm just saying, I've never been

fully filled up on camera before.

You're saying you have more inches

to your torpedo?

At least five more.

- We could blow some minds.

- And more loads.

- J. Day.

- Hey, Miles, come in.

- How's it going, buddy?

- Good, good.

Do you know Dick Shadow?

- Yeah. It's been a while.

- Yeah.

Yeah, well, you've been busy.

Yeah, Nice. Miles, is that the DVD?

Right there.

Miles called me about discovering

the new heat in porn.

Really?

I didn't know porn needed heating up.

Do you mind if I sit in on this,

J. Day?

- Yeah, yeah, yes, of course.

- Yeah.

Stay and check it out.

Have a seat, Miles.

- Make yourself comfy.

- Okay. Thanks.

I know who that guy is.

- Does he have p*ssy?

- Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute here.

What--?

What's he turning into, a werewolf?

He's got quite the squirt gun, huh?

Well, what do you think?

I mean, the guy can spunk

like a monkey...

...but his face is a nightmare

with the teeth.

He should not be on camera.

You're pulling my nuts, huh?

- This a joke?

- No.

This thing was all over the Internet.

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