Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Page #4
I knew I'd be good at this.
I was a huge whore in high school.
Okay, and we're rolling.
Iowa, go ahead and step in there.
Get that f***ing thing out of there.
Jesus.
Don't look at the camera.
All right, Bucky, go ahead,
lose the shirt. Let's see how you look.
Kill that light.
I got a glare off of Bucky's chest.
Okay, Bucky, let's go ahead,
drop your pants.
Yeah, no problem.
Okay, Gretchen, now would be
a good time to pop out the puppies.
What the f*** just happened?
My brain just sparkled.
Where did that go?
Oh, I see some on the ceiling.
I don't think I have any on me.
Did he just come again?
Yeah. You got it on the lens.
I'm so sorry, Miles.
I have no control, honest.
No worries, kid.
Go ahead, put your clothes back on.
So...
...was it good or bad? How did I do?
It was....
It was.
- Yes.
- Let's wrap it up for today.
Jimmy will give you a ride home.
He's not gonna jizz all over my car,
is he?
Shut the f*** up, Jimmy.
Here you go.
Where's the blue one?
Don't play with me, man.
And the black one.
The black one is what keeps me
from biting your f***ing ear off.
It's just my mom said that
you went to rehab a couple times--
Your mom's a slut.
But she's your sister.
Exactly. How do you think I know?
Why are you looking at this footage?
I thought you said it was garbage.
Because I'm looking to see
how the camera looks.
- If that's all right with you, sh*t stains.
- It's fine.
Thank you.
My God.
This guy has got some piano keys
in his mouth.
Yeah, when he pulled down his pants,
I thought he had a vagina.
Yeah. I had that vagina moment too.
Even though he's hung like a ladybug,
at least he's not afraid to show it.
God, I got up too fast.
What do you want me to do
with all the footage?
I don't give a f*** what you do with it.
Put it up your ass.
Gary, I'm so glad
you're finally awake.
I had the craziest night last night.
I shot an actual movie--
Whose cereal is that?
Mine. I bought it yesterday.
Did you buy your own milk?
- No. Can I borrow some?
- Hell, no. F*** you.
Hey. Hi, Bucky.
Hey, Kathy.
What's up, Kathy?
Would you like some milk?
No, thanks, Gary. Hey, Bucky.
You wanna walk me to work?
Yeah, sure.
- I like walking.
- That's nice, Gary.
- Come on.
- I had the craziest night.
Oh, yeah? What happened?
Why don't you walk on my tits,
you big, f***ing lesbo?
Hi, Mom. No, I wasn't talking to you.
It was like I dreamed. The lights were
on and the director had a cool camera.
When I pulled down my pants,
I saw colors in my brain.
Then there was a pop.
And then stuff came out.
There was a pop,
they said, "It was."
They had a weird helmet. They
knew I got a B in Social Studies.
I mean, you've been here two days...
...and your dreams
- That's incredible.
- Yeah, it's crazy.
I don't know, but I'm babbling.
Enough about me.
I wanna know about you, Kathy.
What are your dreams?
I want to be a waitress.
Your dreams came true.
Why didn't you tell me?
So you know what I'm going through.
Dreams are crazy.
Well, not really.
I mean, the diner's not my dream.
It's my nightmare, actually.
But, you know,
it's where I've been banished.
Yeah, I was going to
mention that earlier.
The people don't seem nice to you...
...and the food
makes my bottom burn.
Why were you banished?
There was an incident, Bucky.
- You killed a man?
- No. Not exactly.
I got a job at a five-star restaurant.
You know, it was my dream job.
And on the first day of training...
...I was carrying a tray of soups
for a table of 10.
And it was heavy, you know?
But I toughed it out.
But then, halfway to the table,
my arm gave out...
...and I spilled soup
all over this old lady.
She screamed...
...so loud.
She had to be choppered
to a burn unit in San Diego.
No.
And ever since then...
...you know, I just burst into tears
when I see a large food tray.
So that's why I work at Tony's.
No trays.
Listen up, Kath.
We'll get your dream back, okay?
And you won't burn the elderly.
I promise.
Thanks, Bucky.
- Oh, there's one other thing.
- What?
You're it.
- Hi, Bucky.
- Hey, Miles.
It's great to see you.
So hey, how did our scene
edit together?
That's what I want
to talk to you about.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Now, listen.
Yeah. Sit.
in the porn business.
But in another way
besides on camera.
Perhaps behind the scenes.
But I want to be a star.
It's my destiny.
Yeah, yeah, I know, Bucky.
Your parents and destiny.
But porn stars have to have
certain things.
- You know?
- Yeah, I can get a tan.
No, I meant more in the crotch area.
Oh, yeah. No, I can tan my crotch.
No, Bucky.
dum-dum.
You don't got the:
Bucky, you're a really nice kid.
I just don't want to see you
waste your time.
I'm just trying to be
honest with you, kid.
Yeah, okay.
I'm sorry. I gotta go.
Bucky, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Bucky.
Hey, Miles, baby.
I'll do a movie for you.
I'm hung like a cocker spaniel.
- Cocker spaniel is not a big dog.
- Yeah, but it's nice and soft.
With cuddly eyes.
Your dick has cuddly eyes?
You know what I mean.
You know what the f*** I mean.
F*** you!
Did you eat one of my grapes?
Is that why you're crying,
you son of a b*tch?
You're pathetic.
What the f*** is with
the forwarding of all the videos?
What did my mom send me?
What the f***?
I uploaded it on youpube.net.
It's gotten almost a million hits
in three days.
- You're kidding.
- No.
All my friends watched it with their
girls and they all got laid afterwards.
Right.
The guys aren't threatened.
And the girls think they've got a prize
compared to Bucky.
Every small dick out there
has been waiting for this.
How do you know that?
Let's stay focused.
This is a good angle.
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I'm just saying, I've never been
fully filled up on camera before.
You're saying you have more inches
to your torpedo?
At least five more.
- We could blow some minds.
- And more loads.
- J. Day.
- Hey, Miles, come in.
- How's it going, buddy?
- Good, good.
Do you know Dick Shadow?
- Yeah. It's been a while.
- Yeah.
Yeah, well, you've been busy.
Yeah, Nice. Miles, is that the DVD?
Right there.
Miles called me about discovering
the new heat in porn.
Really?
I didn't know porn needed heating up.
Do you mind if I sit in on this,
J. Day?
- Yeah, yeah, yes, of course.
- Yeah.
Stay and check it out.
Have a seat, Miles.
- Make yourself comfy.
- Okay. Thanks.
I know who that guy is.
- Does he have p*ssy?
- Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute here.
What--?
What's he turning into, a werewolf?
He's got quite the squirt gun, huh?
Well, what do you think?
I mean, the guy can spunk
like a monkey...
...but his face is a nightmare
with the teeth.
He should not be on camera.
You're pulling my nuts, huh?
- This a joke?
- No.
This thing was all over the Internet.
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