Buddymoon Page #7

Synopsis: When a former child actor is dumped by his fiancé days before the wedding, his excitable German best man takes him on the honeymoon instead: a backcountry trek in the remote mountains of Oregon.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alex Simmons
  4 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
50
Year:
2016
80 min
108 Views


WHEN YOU LIE.

UNDERSTOOD, DAVID.

FINGERS CROSSED.

HEY, DID YOU

GET ENOUGH SOUNDS

FOR YOUR SONG?

OH, YES, DAVID,

IT'S GOING TO BE

THE GREATEST SONG

OF ALL TIMES.

IT'S CALLED

"HONEYBUDDIES FOREVER,

SUPERMAN NEVER"

YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE OF SUPERMAN'S BLATAN HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS,

OF COURSE.

DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK

THAT LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN

WERE THE ONES:

WHO EXPLORED THIS AREA?

WHAT-- DOES HE--

WHAT I DON'T GE IS WHY SUPERMAN AND LOIS

HAD TO TAKE CANOES AT ALL.

-YOU KNOW?

-UH...

COULDN'T SUPERMAN JUST CARRY

LOIS IN HIS ARMS

AND FLY AROUND:

THESE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS,

AND THEN TELL:

PRESIDENT TRAVESTON

AND LEX LUTHOR ABOUT I WHEN HE GOT BACK?

SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME.

YOU ARE RAISING QUESTIONS

THAT I PROMISE YOU

HISTORIANS:

HAVE NEVER ASKED.

THANK YOU.

ONE LAST QUESTION

FOR YOU, DAVID.

DO YOU--

DO YOU SEE THAT WHITE FURRY,

DOG-LIKE CREATURE

RUNNING TOWARDS US?

IT'S 30 METERS.

NO, IT'S 20 METERS.

IT'S LIKE

TEN METERS AWAY...

WAIT-- AH!

UH...

HONEYBUDDY, YEAH!

YEAH! BOOM!

HONEYBUDDIES.

DO THAT AGAIN.

-NO, BACK, BACK.

-WHAT?

BACK-- SHH!

-- DO THAT AGAIN.

NO.

-WHAT?

-BACK, BACK.

-WHAT?

-BACK-- SHH!-- DO THAT AGAIN.

-NO, BACK, BACK.

-WHAT? WHAT?

BACK-- SHH! DO THAT AGAIN.

NO-- BACK, BACK.

JUST GO FASTER.

JUST GO FASTER.

YEAH!

-WHAT IS HAPPENING?

-SHH!

"WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE

A COUNTRY:

ON WHICH:

THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN

HAS NEVER TROD.

IT WAS ON THE SPO WHERE I SAW A BEAUTIFUL

WHITE WOLF:

THE LARGES WE HAD EVER SEEN.

BUT THIS BEAUTY SURELY ALLIES

SOME UNKNOWN DANGER.

I AM NO COWARD,

BUT I FEAR THAT ALL WILL NO MAKE IT ACROSS

THIS CONTINENT."

JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO,

JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO,

JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO,

JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO,

- JUST GO--

- DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER. DANGER.

DANGER. DANGER--

HONEYBUDDIES, YEAH!

HONEYBUDDIES.

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Flula Borg

Flula Borg (born March 28, 1982) is a German actor, comedian, musician, and YouTube personality who is better known as DJ Flula or simply Flula (sometimes stylized as f|u|a). He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Borg has appeared in several feature films, including Pitch Perfect 2, and a number of popular TV shows. He has collaborated with both well-known YouTubers, including Rhett and Link, Miranda Sings, Smosh, Jacksfilms, and many more, and mainstream celebrities such as Sir Mix-A-Lot, RZA, and Dirk Nowitzki. In 2015, he was named one of The Hollywood Reporter's Top 25 Digital Stars as well as one of Variety's 10 Comics to Watch. more…

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